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SECTION 97: RECYCLE BIN
Other websites have ARCHIVES.
But until I get my act together,
All I've got is a Recycle Bin.
This is not "Trash,"
But rather items pulled off the Home
Page
Which have not yet been Organized.
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U.S. seen vulnerable to space
'pulse' attack
By Bill Gertz
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
November 22, 2005
The United States is highly
vulnerable to attack from electronic pulses caused by a
nuclear blast in space, according to a new book on
threats to U.S. security.
A single nuclear weapon carried by a ballistic
missile and detonated a few hundred miles over the
United States would cause "catastrophe for the nation"
by damaging electricity-based networks and
infrastructure, including computers and
telecommunications, according to "War Footing: 10 Steps
America Must Take to Prevail in the War for the Free
World."
"This is the single most serious national-security
challenge and certainly the least known," said Frank J.
Gaffney Jr. of the Center for Security Policy, a former
Pentagon official and lead author of the book, which
includes contributions by 34 security and intelligence
specialists.
An electromagnetic-pulse (EMP) attack uses X-rays
and gamma rays produced in a nuclear blast in three
separate waves of pulses, each with more damaging
effects, and would take months or years to repair, the
book states. The damage to unshielded electronics would
be irreversible.
The EMP danger was highlighted recently by a special
congressional commission that has received little public
attention and is considered a unique way for rogue
states such as North Korea and Iran, or other enemies
such as al Qaeda, to use nuclear weapons in the future.
Al Qaeda is known to be
seeking nuclear weapons, according to documents
uncovered at the terrorist group's facilities in
Afghanistan.
The group could use a freighter equipped with a
short-range ballistic missile to fire a nuclear missile
over the United States, the book said, noting that North
Korea sells its own version of the Scud for around
$100,000.
North Korea, in recent nuclear talks in Beijing,
threatened to export its nuclear weapons, and Iran
already has tested a Scud-missile launch from a ship.
An EMP attack would damage the national power grid,
unprotected computers and all devices containing
microchips, from medical instruments to military
communications, and knock out electronic systems in
cars, airplanes and those used in banking and finance
and emergency services.
"An EMP attack potentially
represents a high-tech means for terrorists to kill
millions of Americans the old-fashioned way, through
starvation and disease," the book said.
"Although the direct physical effects of EMP are
harmless to people, a well-designed and well-executed
EMP attack could kill indirectly far more Americans than
a nuclear weapon detonated in our most populous city."
North Korea has been
learning about EMP weapons from Russia, which is
believed to have worked on EMPs for decades.
China is also working on EMP
arms, according to a recent Pentagon report.
The book calls for
taking 10 actions to protect the free world from an
array of 21st-century threats, including hardening U.S.
infrastructures against an EMP attack and countering
Islamist fascism through ideological counterproposals.
washtimes.com
Researcher challenges movies
unscientific aliens
Is there life on other planets?
And if so, are they the little green men of science
fiction?
Professor Ian Stewart from the University of Warwick
thinks there is life on other planets and while it could
be little and green, it’s highly unlikely to be anything
we would recognise as men. Despite our fascination with
science fiction it seems our imagination rarely extends
beyond pointed ears and different coloured skin when we
picture alien races. Now an exhibition at London’s
Science Museum addresses just what alien life might look
like when it develops on planets with different physical
and chemical properties to our own.
Apply scientific principles and
alien life might be very alien indeed. As a scientist
who is also a science fiction writer, Professor Stewart
was one of the early advisors to the Exhibition and is
uniquely positioned to comment on what alien life could
really be like!
Professor Stewart argues that popular culture fails
miserably to give us anything approaching a
scientifically sound idea of what an alien could look
like. Many authors and film-makers simply rely on making
their aliens in our humanoid image such as Star Trek's
Mr Spock or Klingons. Even when a bit more imagination
is used science is ignored in favour of simply
reproducing the cosyily familiar such as the teddy bear
like Ewoks in the film Return of the Jedi, or the
remarkable resemblance of ET to the size and behavior
patterns of a human toddler.
When they are not being cuddly The aliens on our TV and
film screens have become a "quasi-scientific stand-in"
for ghosts, ghouls and fairies, or modern-day bogeymen
or drawing on our phobias of real and mythical animals
like spiders, snakes and dragons.
The most famous unscientific dragon shaped alien comes from the Alien
series which has an unlikely life cycle which faces a
number of serious scientific problems as Professor
Stewart says:
"The dragonesque alien queen lays her eggs, which are
apparently about the size of a football, in the open
where they apparently wait for thousands of years for a
spaceship to land near them. When it does, any that have
survived hungry egg-eaters for all that time hatch out.
They have the immediate ability to invade terrestrial
mammalian hosts and live inside them, where the
nutrients are just right for them. How did they become
able to avoid our tissue-recognition immune system? Or
how to design just the right local anaesthetic so that
the host doesn't know he's got an object the size of his
heart - extra - in his chest? Are they turned to people,
in fact, or are they general-purpose parasites - a
concept that would make any parasite specialist scream?"
Professor Stewart argues that "We've got to get away
from all those comfortable ideas that aliens will be
just like us, except for a few minor differences that
don't challenge our imagination. - real aliens will be
very alien indeed."
The truly alien may inhabit planets utterly different
from earth. Many different habitats can theoretically
support life, not just a water and oxygen based planet.
Anywhere that physical matter exists and there is an
energy source could lead to the development of something
of sufficient complexity that we would categorise it as
"life".
Even on earthlike planets life could be very different -
The development of spines and skeletons is, he says, an
evolutionary accident that could well be unique to
Earth. "If you ran Planet Earth again, the chances are
you wouldn't get vertebrates. You wouldn't get creatures
with a jointed spine."
Source: University of Warwick
Study: Disaster unless fossil fuel
use cut
Space and Earth science
|
November
02, 2005
Livermore National Laboratory
scientists warn if fossil fuel use is not significantly
reduced in the next few centuries, the polar ice caps
will melt.
The scientists used a
climate-carbon cycle model to look at global climate and
carbon cycle changes. They determined the Earth's sea
levels will rise by 23 feet and temperatures will soar
by 14.5 degrees Fahrenheit by the year 2300 if we
continue to use the planet's available fossil fuels.
The jump in temperature would have alarming
consequences, said lead author Govindasamy Bala of the
laboratory's Energy and Environment Directorate.
In the polar regions alone, the temperature would spike
at nearly 70F, forcing the land in the region to change
from ice and tundra to boreal forests.
As for global warming skeptics, Bala said the proof is
already evident. He pointed to the 2003 European heat
wave, and the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season as examples
of extreme climate change.
"We definitely know we are going to warm over the next
300 years," he said. "In reality, (it) may be worse off
than we predict."
Copyright 2005 by United Press International
http://www.physorg.com/news7786.html
Spy camera lets stores know
customers' age, gender
Customers stopping to gaze at the
store window may soon be less anonymous than they think
-- the store will instantly know their age and gender.
Japanese bikemaker Yamaha Motor has unveiled a camera
system that recognizes if a person is a man or woman and
puts them into one of five age groups.
Yamaha designed the system by building up a computer
database of 10,000 people's faces.
It said the system gets it right on gender 88 percent of
the time -- about the same accuracy rate as the human
eye -- and 77 percent of the time for age.
http://www.physorg.com/news7784.html
Remote Control Device 'Controls' Humans
Oct 27 9:08 PM US/Eastern
By YURI
KAGEYAMA
AP Business Writer
ATSUGI,
Japan
We wield
remote controls to turn things on and off, make them
advance, make them halt. Ground-bound pilots use remotes
to fly drone airplanes, soldiers to maneuver battlefield
robots.
But
manipulating humans?
Prepare
to be remotely controlled. I was.
Just
imagine being rendered the rough equivalent of a
radio-controlled toy car.
Nippon
Telegraph & Telephone Corp., Japans top telephone
company, says it is developing the technology to perhaps
make video games more realistic. But more sinister
applications also come to mind.
I can
envision it being added to militaries' arsenals of
so-called "non-lethal" weapons.
A
special headset was placed on my cranium by my hosts
during a recent demonstration at an NTT research center.
It sent a very low voltage electric current from the
back of my ears through my head _ either from left to
right or right to left, depending on which way the
joystick on a remote-control was moved.
I found
the experience unnerving and exhausting: I sought to
step straight ahead but kept careening from side to
side. Those alternating currents literally threw me off.
The
technology is called galvanic vestibular stimulation _
essentially, electricity messes with the delicate nerves
inside the ear that help maintain balance.
I felt a
mysterious, irresistible urge to start walking to the
right whenever the researcher turned the switch to the
right. I was convinced _ mistakenly _ that this was the
only way to maintain my balance.
The
phenomenon is painless but dramatic. Your feet start to
move before you know it. I could even remote-control
myself by taking the switch into my own hands.
There's
no proven-beyond-a-doubt explanation yet as to why
people start veering when electricity hits their ear.
But NTT researchers say they were able to make a person
walk along a route in the shape of a giant pretzel using
this technique.
More at this
LINK.
http://battellemedia.com/archives/001954.php
October 21, 2005
$94, er, $106 Billion
That's a
very large market cap.
Today is a quiet posting day, for various reasons, but I
did find the time to
step into a CNBC studio
and mull why Google seems to be pulling away from
everyone else in search related earnings. My really,
brilliant, over the top observation? Google is the
leader in search. Since it has more searches than anyone
else....it has more earnings. It also seems to be better
at monetizing its searches, though exactly how is
anyone's guess...
Also, notably, Google is
pulling in more and more searches on its own google.com
site, which of course are the most profitable kind of
searches there are. No pesky publishers to whom you must
pay TAC. Just pure marginy goodness. Now do you
understand why they are pushing the Toolbar?! (Besides
that long term idea of knowing loads about you so they
can personalize search, of course...)
A few tidbits from the earnings
worth mentioning, many from Comscore data that Street
analysts are quoting:
Average revenue per search
(yes, any kind of search, not just paid): 12 cents. It
was
around a dime
in late 04.
Avg. revenue per searcher: $7
Avg. revenue per sponsored click: 62 cents.
Estimated profits for Google in 06: Roughly $4 billion
(Bear Stearns) (which is about the same as their
forecasted annual revenues this year, FWIW)
Revenue growth of Google year to year: 96%
Of Yahoo: 42%
Estimated revenue growth for next year for Google
(Bear): 61%
For the average of eBay, Yahoo, and Amazon: 29%
Price target for GOOG (Piper): $445
Number of shares Battelle owns (For all of you who keep
asking): 0
Also: Number of employees added in the past year: Nearly
2000
Amount spent on capex, 05 (estimate): $800 million
Amount MSFT is estimated to spend: $810 million
Hummmm....
Researcher says drug plus
chemotherapy might be a potential breast-cancer 'cure'
By LISA PRIEST
Thursday,
October 20, 2005
Study results of more than
8,000 women worldwide who took the breast-cancer drug
Herceptin are "simply stunning" and suggest the
treatment is a potential cure for the disease, according
to an editorial published today in the New England
Journal of Medicine.
Treatment must change today so
that all patients who would benefit from the drug, also
known as trastuzumab, can receive it, according to the
editorial written by Gabriel Hortobagyi, director of the
Breast Cancer Research Program at the M. D. Anderson
Cancer Center of the University of Texas.
LINK
Hi, Harv. Here is a true story I received I think you
might enjoy.
--Eugene Borg
-----Original Message-----
Subject: FW: THE WASH CLOTH
(There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up
over this!)
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist
later in the week. Early one morning, I received a
call from the doctor's office to tell me there was a
cancellation and the 9:30am appointment was available.
I took it.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and
school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to
his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I
wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I
rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a
quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least
presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes
basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced
to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when
I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other such glamorous place a million
miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we
have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I
didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
went home. The rest of the day was normal... some
shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my six year old daughter was
playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy,
where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one
from the cupboard.
She replied, "No!!!".
( Now wait for it......., this is too funny not to be
true!!!)
She yelled, " I need the one that was here by the
sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside
it."
http://www.physorg.com/news7185.html
Since the climax of the last ice
age, global average sea level has risen by about 400
feet, primarily due to melting of large inland ice
sheets and thermal expansion of the global body of ocean
water, researchers said.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
In fact IT managers appear highly motivated with more than half (55 per
cent) saying they can't wait to begin the working week and only 18 per cent
admitting to suffering the 'Monday morning blues'.
Link
10/4/2005
"Think The Same Thoughts As The Most
Effective, Successful & Happy People, And
You'll Get Exactly The Same Results In Your
Life."
Imagine being able to:
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Hit your ideal weight and stay there forever
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Explode your personal sales and fall in love
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Get rid of your panic attacks and stop
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Live every single day with passion and purpose
no matter what your age
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Have more money than you could ever need.
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Quit bad habits
for good - and not miss them one little bit
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Become a goal achieving machine
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Feel great about who you are, happy to be you
Think seriously about this...
Anxiety and fear
strips away courage and makes great performances
impossible.
Doubt makes even the best decisions feel difficult
and causes procrastination.
Anger rips your focus away from your goals.
Frustration can only serve to make you quit.
Guilt makes it impossible to enjoy any successes you
achieve.
Jealousy and envy create dishonesty, hate and
corruption.
Your thoughts and emotions are
the only
things that can truly stop you.
Likewise, the only things that can help
you to do, be and have anything you want in life are
also your thoughts and emotions.
Here are the 11 Positive Mental Patterns installed by
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Each Think Right Now! audio conditions you to
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strongest (or weakest) aspect about you. It dictates
how well or poorly you do at everything.
I am a great salesperson. I'm a goal achieving
machine. Smoking is for losers.
2) Knowing Your Purpose - The Big "Why"
Knowing "What's in it for me" is critical to getting and
staying inspired to do your best. Each title acts to
re-direct your moment-by-moment mental focus so that
your purpose for going after your goal (or your purpose
in life) is in front of you always. So you'll never
again lose sight of why you're going after your goal (or
why you are here on Earth).
3) Imagining/Visualizing Each Successful Step
Your
brain is constantly "serving up" images, sounds and
feelings to your conscious mind. To give you a great
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to vividly imagine the actions and feelings of success
before it even happens in the physical world. It will
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the right words and feel how you want to feel in each
present moment.
4) Constant Focus On The Benefits Of Reaching Your Goal
When you stay focused on (think regularly/constantly
about) why you want to reach a predetermined outcome,
you will stay motivated to achieve specific outcomes for
weeks, months, years and decades. So each Think
Right Now! audio aggressively commands you to
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reaching for and attaining your objective in order to
create remarkable determination.
5) Belief In Your Ability
Confidence can create courage and increase
determination. So every Think Right Now! audio
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exploding with confidence (concerning the audio's
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objective.
6) Taking Appropriate Action
Nothing works without action. Follow-through. So all
Think Right Now! audios are stuffed with
statements that shape your thoughts and unconscious
mental "anchors" so that, concerning each audio's
subject, you become a person hell bent on taking
productive action. If there's a job to do, a decision
to make or an obstacle to overcome, you're right there.
7) Finding Joy In Goal Related Actions
When you enjoy what you are doing, you'll want to do it
more and you'll do it better. So each Success
Conditioning program molds you into a person who is
always looking for and easily finds whatever is (or
could be) enjoyable about the decisions and tasks
related to your specific goal. Succeeding and feeling
great should now be a whole lot easier.
8) Finding Lessons In Goal Achieving Actions, Failures
& Successes
The best in every field, in every sport and in every
area of life learn more from each mistake (and each
success) than everyone else. They have an appetite for
learning how to do things better, faster, easier. And
because of it, they grow quickly, developing mastery
FAST. That is why each Think Right Now! audio
reshapes your attitude so that you absolutely love
learning the things necessary to reach your outcome.
And when you do, you will reach your outcome faster and
more permanently.
9) Seeing Problems, Mistakes, Setbacks and Delays As
Inevitable
Our study of top performers and happy people everywhere
revealed that they embrace the inevitable pitfalls of
life and of goal achievement. No fear. No
overreaction. It's because they are able to shrink them
down in their minds to appear small and easy. They plan
for them ahead of time. This skill will assist you in
achieving success at everything you do and in having
peace of mind. So every title works to alter what
problems, mistakes and setbacks mean to you. Each audio
helps you to mentally shrink them and make them
more manageable. All the titles individually force you
to see challenges as inevitable - as just a necessary
part of your journey to success.
10) Knowing/Appreciating What You Receive From Success
The
most effective people alive have a way of squeezing out
the maximum amount of joy from each moment. When it
comes to their accomplishments, that is doubly so. They
know and love what their correct decisions and actions
do for them. And as a result, feel less negative stress
from "the grind" than everyone else. That is why each
Think Right Now! program lead you to constantly be aware
of and deeply appreciate every possible benefit
and reward you get from working toward and achieving
your particular aim.
11) High Standards: Feeling Proud Of Your Efforts &
Accomplishments
Each
Think Right Now! program trains you to feel
enormous excitement and ecstasy with every victory, no
matter how small, on the way to and after achieving your
ultimate goal.

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than
unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not;
unrewarded genius is almost
a proverb. Education alone will not; the world is filled
with educated derelicts. Persistence and determination
alone are omnipotent.
-Calvin Coolidge, former President of the United
States
Edison: genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
Atkinson: achievement is 50% ability and 50% drive.
Motivation gets you started, habit keeps you going.

Life goals set our sails and give
us a push, e.g. "I want to help people." People who
reach many or most of their life goals are usually
calmer, happier, healthier and less stressed or
emotional. However,
there seem to be certain life goals that harm our mental
health, e.g. "I want to have the power to control or
impress people." Wanting to be close to and good to
others is associated with better emotional health
(National Advisory Mental Health Council, 1995).
Likewise, seeking to improve your skills ("mastery
goals") results in feeling good about trying hard and in
increased effort when an obstacle is met. But wanting to
beat others ("performance goals"), such as having a
winning season in football or being the best student in
your math class, result in avoiding tough challenges,
giving up when starting to lose, feeling more anxious,
and less gain in self-esteem than with mastery goals.
This is why enlightened
coaches are teaching players to focus on mastering their
basic skills, not on their won-loss record. It is also
easy to see the connection between mastery vs.
performance goals and intrinsic vs. extrinsic motivation
or satisfaction. The importance of intrinsic
satisfaction and the problems with extrinsic rewards are
discussed thoroughly later under "Why behavior is hard
to understand."
In any area where we are
hoping to self-improve, both short-term and long-range
goals are needed. If your
long-term goals clearly contribute to your most
important values and your philosophy of life, they
should be more motivating.
Good goals are fairly
hard--they stretch us--but they are achievable taking
small steps at a time. As much as possible, you should
explicitly describe your goals in terms of very specific
behaviors. Danish, Petitpas
& Hale (1995) provide examples of specific behaviors in
sports psychology:
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Physical skills--"I'll do 3
more sit ups and 3 more push ups this week than I
did last week."
-
Cognitive skills--"I'll
develop some self-talk that should reduce my fears
and improve my batting."
-
Gain knowledge--"I'll learn
more about exercising to prevent my back from
hurting."
-
Courage--"I'll practice
batting against a very fast pitcher for two weeks,
then I'll try out for the school team."
-
Social support--"I'll talk to
the coach about batting; I'll make friends with
guys/girls on the team."
Positive objectives are
usually more motivating than negative ones, e.g. "I want
to bat over .300" is a better goal than "I'd like to be
less scared of the ball."
Certainly, the more appealing goals are something
you want, not something imposed on you.
Mastery-oriented people,
realizing success depends on their skills, become more
self-directed, work harder, achieve a higher level of
performance, and get more enjoyment out of the activity.
In contrast, according to Murphy (1995),
"performance"-oriented people are more likely to strive
for attention and view beating others as a "life or
death" matter (in this case, failure is interpreted as
"I don't have the ability" and interest declines).
The needs for food, water, air,
sleep, shelter, and even sex are always there but they
don't usually dominate our lives.
Our social-psychological
needs, instead, dominate most of our lives, such as
attention, companionship, support, love, social image or
status, material things, power and so on.
Also, psychological or cognitive factors, in addition to
goals, strongly influence our motivation and attitudes,
such as self-confidence in our ability as a change agent
(self-efficacy and attribution theory).
If we see ourselves as able
and in control of our lives, then we are much more
likely to truly and responsibly take control.
To be effective our motivation has
to be focused on important tasks. As Covey (1989)
cogently illustrates, most of us spend a lot of time
doing things that seem urgent at the moment but are
really not important in terms of our major mission
in life. Also, we waste quite a bit of our life doing
things that are unimportant and not urgent,
such as reading trash novels, watching mindless TV, etc.
So, assuming we do what we are motivated to do, then our
motivations are frequently misguided. Covey also
emphasizes that our
efficiency could be greatly increased if we spent more
time doing things that are often not seen as urgent
but truly are important, e.g. clarifying the major
purpose of our life, developing relationships that
facilitate efficiency, growth, and meaningfulness,
planning and preparing for important upcoming tasks,
reading, exercising, resting, etc.
He tells a story about a traveler
who comes upon a hard working person sawing down a tree
and asks, "How long have you been sawing on this tree?"
The tired, sweaty worker said, "A long time, seems like
hours." So, the traveler asked,
"Why don't you sharpen your
saw?" The reply was "I'm too busy sawing!" A lot of us
are sawing with a saw that needs sharpened. We need to
know a lot more about the processes of motivation and
self-direction.
Challenging-but-achievable
goals are themselves motivating.
On the other hand, easy-to-reach
goals are boring and/or demeaning. Impossible goals are
frustrating (and there are lots of impossible goals, in
contrast with the "if you can dream it, you can achieve
it" nonsense). Since
challenging but realistic goals require us to stretch
and grow, they must constantly be changed to match the
conditions and our ability. We are most motivated when
we feel capable, responsible, self-directed, respected,
and hopeful.
persons with high achievement
needs can be identified by the stories they tell,
namely, more stories about striving for excellence,
overcoming obstacles, or accomplishing some difficult
goal.
To accomplish great things, we must not only act but
also dream, not only plan but believe.
-Anatole France
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Making even the dumbest
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-- Oxblog
the act of buying
anything, even if the price is very small, creates what Nick Szabo calls mental
transaction costs, the energy required to decide whether something is worth
buying or not, regardless of price. The only business model that delivers money
from sender to receiver with no mental transaction costs is theft, and in many
ways, theft is the unspoken inspiration for micropayment systems.
eugene’s links stuff
http://www.linkswarm.com/ - interesting
links reported by users
Office pranks on the increase -
Images
 
http://www.imagenetion.com/
high-resolution SF art

http://www.linkdump.be/
interesting links reported
& rated by doodz
The
Outstanding Public Debt
as of 12 Jun 2005 at 04:19:28 PM GMT is:
$7,797,136,737,582.81
The estimated
population of the United States is 296,301,740
so each citizen's share of this debt is $26,314.85.
http://www.fedstats.gov/
The gateway to statistics from over 100 U.S. Federal
agencies
http://www.technorati.com/
what’s happening on the
web right now – what news blogs are talking about, what books blogs are talking
about, top 100 blogs
shirky -Some
interesting info here about why some web pages become wildly popular, and
others, that seem just as good, get lost in the shuffle.
"Diversity plus freedom of choice creates inequality, and the greater the
diversity, the more extreme the inequality."
http://www.justkeychains.com/
So you say you want a
special keychain?
Competitive
Intelligence - Get Smart! - Thanks to the Web, you can learn
more about the competition faster than ever. Fast Company's panel of
experts provides a six-point program for keeping an eye on your
rivals. Now, where's Agent 99?
XP Tweaks - 4 geek pages of Windows XP Tweaks for ADVANCED USERS – geek-wanabees
line up here
number of f-words
- HBO's series Deadwood had a
reputation for salty dialogue even before the first episode aired. It was
nearly impossible, they said, to keep count of the number of f-words spoken
during each program. We took it as a challenge.
Help!!! - help & support for
Microsoft XP
Friday, October 14, 2005
4:16 PM
OK, here’s the drill. 99% of studio-artist musicians can’t make it in
the music biz without a live act. And even then, they probably won’t
make it. 99% of writers can’t make it in the publishing biz without a
live act—public speaking, name in the news, whatever. And even then . .
.
AREA 47, AN OWNER’S AND OPERATOR’S MANUAL, PART 3
FROOGLE is a good way to research a product you’d like to buy, and to do
some price comparisons. I usually use the Advanced Search Page.
GAPINGVOID – The #2 blog on marketing, but more entertaining than then
#1 blog on marketing. For every one on top, there’s ten who can replace.
What separates the top dog from numbers 2 to 10 is marketing, not
artistic skill or ability.
GIZMONDO – Your guide to high-tech toys for guys who never grew up . . .
which is pretty much all of us. For example, I just learned there today
that Apple’s new Video iPod can now record in 44.1khz stereo sound—pair
it with a quality stereo mic and you can make semi-pro recordings of
live events.
GOOGLE – The Internet is the haystack, Google is the magnet.
GOOGLE NEWS – One hundred thousand computers manipulating stats,
formulas and algorithms to bring you a proportionate but soulless
rendering of News. All class, but no style.
KK’S COOL TOOLS – The Geezer-Geeks out there probably remember something
called a Whole Earth Catalog. Well, Kevin Kelly has brought it online.
When I’m looking for that special gift for that special someone, I click
here first.
SETH’S BLOG – This is the #1 blog on marketing—by that I mean, maximum
useful marketing information in minimum time.
WORDLAB – Before there was Turbo-Phrase, there was WordLab. If you want
to spark up your writing, click-thru!
Oh, and the Buckminster Fuller quote that goes off to the right forever.
READ IT! Slowly! Think about it! hg47
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
1:10 PM
AREA 47, AN OWNER’S AND OPERATOR’S MANUAL, PART 2
My name is Harvey, I will be your Emergency Evacuation Coordinator,
please leave Area 47 in an orderly fashion, there is plenty of time, do
not trample the other patrons, exits are clearly marked.
ROGER EBERT – The whole point of reading a Critical Review of a Movie,
is to figure out if you would enjoy watching the damn thing. Ebert’s
reviews do this for me. Although, I do not agree with his evaluations of
many of the movies he reviews, he writes enough key information in his
reviews that I am almost always able to correctly determine whether the
movie experience will be an upper or a downer.
DAYPOP – What are other bloggers linking to? What are the top news
stories? Top Posts? Word Bursts? News Bursts? Don’t forget to rank the
Blogs! And while we’re at it, let’s peek into people’s Amazon Wish Lists
to see what are the most popular 3 wishes given to genies after rubbing
the bottle today!
DRUDGE – One compulsive maniac dredging the dark depths of the Internet
to then gaudily display his biased huckster viewpoint. No sense of
proportion, but very entertaining! And the fact that I stop there first,
after checking the local weather, when I go online for the news, tells
you he’s damn good at what he does.
(to be continued) hg47
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
10:50 AM
What are you doing at AREA 47? May I suggest you leave?
Isn’t that how we judge most web sites? The good ones often take you to
somewhere better when you leave.
AREA 47, AN OWNER’S & OPERATOR’S MANUAL.
Q: What is Area 47?
A: Area 47 is a kind of RefDesk for Writers.
The strength and the weakness of RefDesk is that there is TOO MUCH! The
strength and the weakness of Area 47 is this thin sharp scalpel.
QUIRKIES – This is the Ananova link to bizarre News Stories. Proof that
Truth is Stranger than Fiction. The “quirkies” are also organized
according to:
Quirkies
Eccentrics
Quirky gaffes
Strange crime
Sex life
Animal tales
Sporting quirkies
Showbiz quirkies
Business quirkies
Heartwarmers
Rocky relationships
Bad taste
Unlucky
AP BREAKING NEWS – If you’re a news junkie, you can get the goods before
Google News or anybody else can process it.
OFFBEAT NEWS – Famous People, famously out-of-control.
THE BORG – RefDesk for Quirky Christian Printers.
ADVANCED IMAGES – When you are looking for pictures or graphics on the
Internet, a few minutes learning to use Google’s Advanced Image Search
Page can make a big difference between quickly finding it and never
finding it.
GOOGLE DIRECTORY – If search engines aren’t able to work their magic
with your key search terms, try coming at it from another angle, drill
down at it from general subjects to highly specific specialties.
HARPER’S INDEX – These stats are a kind of eye-opening Reality Therapy.
Trends, Meaning, the ice-cold splash of shocking truth in the face.
MSN DATING – Yes, Virginia, Harvey is single.
SciTechDaily – From the people who brought you Arts & Letters Daily.
SuperPages – This is what Google Local is trying to become. Yellow Pages
to help you find local stuff, but on the Internet. Sometimes fingering
the physical yellow pages of paper works better before hopping into the
car, but sometimes a couple of minutes on the Internet at SuperPages
kicks yellow butt. hg47
r. buckminster fuller:
" EITHER
MAN IS OBSOLETE OR WAR IS. WAR IS THE ULTIMATE TOOL OF POLITICS.
POLITICAL LEADERS LOOK OUT ONLY FOR THEIR OWN SIDE. POLITICIANS
ARE ALWAYS REALISTICALLY MANEUVERING FOR THE NEXT ELECTION. THEY
ARE OBSOLETE AS FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM-SOLVERS. HALF-CENTURY OF
SUBCONSCIOUSLY DEVELOPING WORLD REVOLUTION IS CROSSING THRESHOLD INTO
HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS AND ULTIMATE POPULAR SUPPORT. TODAY'S
STUDENTS, REARED BY TELEVISION, "THE THIRD PARENT," THINK WORLD.
THEY THINK DEMAND JUSTICE FOR ALL HUMANITY, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS.
THEIRS WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL CONSTRUCTIVE REVOLUTION IN HISTORY.
EARTH IS A VERY SMALL SPACE SHIP. WE ARE ALL ASTRONAUTS.
EACH HUMAN IS A WHOLE UNIVERSE. WE HAVE 28,000 POUNDS OF
EXPLOSIVES FOR EACH HUMAN BEING ON EARTH. WEAPONRY HAS ALWAYS BEEN
ACCORDED PRIORITY OVER LIVINGRY. ONLY TWO ALTERNATIVES -- UTOPIA
OR OBLIVION. ALL THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEMS ARE WORLD PROBLEMS.
MAN KNOWS SO MUCH DOES SO LITTLE. GREATEST FACT OF CENTURY: WE CAN
MAKE LIFE ON EARTH GENERAL SUCCESS FOR ALL PEOPLE. WORLD'S PRIME
VITAL PROBLEM: HOW TO TRIPLE SWIFTLY SAFELY SATISFYINGLY OVERALL
PERFORMANCE REALIZATIONS PER POUNDS KILO1234567890123456789012345678901234567890THOSE RESOURCES CAPABLE OF
SUPPORTING ONE HUNDRED PER CENT OF HUMANITY'S INCREASING POPULATION AT
EVER HIGHER STANDARDS OF LIVING THAN ANY HUMAN MINORITY SINGLE
INDIVIDUAL HAS KNOWN OR DREAMED OF. WAR OVER POPULATION HUNGER
DISEASE WOULD CEASE TO EXIST IF
HAVES DEVOTED LARGER SHARE OF
THEIR INDUSTRIAL BUDGET TO WORLD LIVINGRY. MALTHUS IS WRONG.
THERE IS ENOUGH TO GO AROUND. BASIC
YOU-OR-ME-NOT-ENOUGH-FOR-BOTH-ERGO-SOMEONE-MUST-DIE TENETS OF CLASS
WARFARING ARE EXTINCT. REAL WEALTH -- INDESTRUCTIBLE, WITHOUT
PRACTICAL LIMIT -- IS COMBINATION OF PHYSICAL ENERGY AND HUMAN
INTELLECT. EVERY TIME WE USE REAL WEALTH IT INCREASES.
INTELLECT MUST INCREASE WEALTH TO ELIMINATE POVERTY. DESIGN
SCIENCE, INVENTION REVOLUTION COULD ELEVATE POVERTY TO HAVENESS.
(IF YOU CAN PRODUCE IT, YOU CAN AFFORD IT. IF YOU CAN'T PRODUCE
IT, YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT.) INTELLIGENCE SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED AS A
GLOBAL RESOURCE. BRAIN STORES RETRIEVES SPECIAL CASE EXPERIENCES.
MIND DISCOVERS GENERALIZED PATTERNS APPARENTLY GOVERNING ALL SPECIAL
CASE EXPERIENCES. THINKING IS THE CONSCIOUSLY DISCIPLINED
SEPARATION OF RELEVANT FEEDBACK FROM IRRELEVANT FEEDBACK. GREATEST
SINGLE REVOLUTION IN HUMAN AFFAIRS HAS BEEN ASCENDANCY OF INTELLECT'S
INTUITIVE MASTERY OVER THE PHYSICAL BUT ALL THE IMPORTANT CRITICAL
EVENTS REALIZING THAT REVOLUTION JUST HAPPENS. ONLY THE IMPOSSIBLE
HAPPENS. PROBABILITY UNRELIABLE. TO EACH OF US ENVIRONMENT
IS EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T ME. NEW, PHYSICALLY UNCOMPROMISED
METAPHYSICAL INITIATIVE OF UNBIASED
INTEGR1234567890123456789012345678901234567890ABLY WILL BE PROVIDED BY
THE UTTERLY IMPERSONAL PROBLEM SOLUTIONS OF MAN'S ANTIBODY, THE
COMPUTER. ONLY TO THE COMPUTER'S SUPERHUMAN RANGE OF CALCULATIVE
CAPABILITIES CAN AND MAY ALL POLITICAL SCIENTIFIC RELIGIOUS LEADERS
FACE-SAVINGLY ACQUIESCE. EVOLUTION IS APPARENTLY INTENT THAT MAN
FULFILL A MUCH GREATER DESTINY THAN THAT OF BEING SIMPLE MUSCLE AND
REFLE1234567890123456789012345678901234567890CHINA MAY BE MOST
IMPRESSIVELY MODERN NATION, HIGHLY AUTOMATED.) AUTOMATION CAN
PRODUCE WEALTH BEYOND ALL OUR NEEDS AND DREAMS. (WE'VE ALWAYS HAD
AUTOMATION. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUR LUNCH?) AUTOMATION HAS
MADE MAN OBSOLETE AS PHYSICAL PRODUCTION AND CONTROL SPECIALIST -- JUST
IN TIME. SPECIALIZATION IS ONLY A FANCY FORM OF SLAVERY WHEREIN
THE "EXPERT" IS FOOLED INTO ACCEPTING HIS SLAVERY BY MAKING HIM FEEL
THAT IN RETURN HE IS IN A SOCIALLY CULTURALLY PREFERRED, ERGO,
HIGHLY-SECURE, LIFE-LONG POSITION. NATURE ALWAYS DOES THINGS IN
SIMPLEST MOST EFFICIENT WAY. ALL NATURE IS BASED ON THE TRIANGLE
AND THE TETRAHEDRON WHICH IS CONSTRUCTED OF TRIANGLES. NATURE
DOESN'T HAVE SEPARATE DEPARTMENTS OF PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY, BIOLOGY,
MATHEMATICS. WORLD SOCIETY IS OPERATING ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN
INAUDIBLE NONVISIBLE AREA OF PHYSICAL UNIVERSE. WE ARE LIVING IN A
WORLD WHERE CHANGE IS NORMAL. BECAUSE PRIME EVOLUTIONARY
TRANSFORMATIONS ARE INVISIBLE, IT IS APPROXIMATELY IMPOSSIBLE FOR WORLD
SOCIETY TO COMPREHEND THAT CHANGES IN NEXT 30 YEARS WILL BE FAR GREATER
THAN IN LAST 100 YEARS. ARTISTS ARE NOW BEING RECOGNIZED AS
EXTRAORDINARILY IMPORTANT TO HUMAN SOCIETY. SCIENTISTS ARE UTTERLY
IRRESPONSIBLE REGARDING PRO-VS-ANTISOCIAL DISPOSITION OF "EGGS" THEY LAY
IN THE LABORATORIES. EVERY CHILD IS BORN A GENIUS: NINETY-NINE
PERCENT ARE DEGENIUSED BY EARLY POST-NATAL CIRCUMSTANCES. HUMAN
BEING HAS GREAT POTENTIALITY, BUT MANY WIRES GET DISCONNECTED.
AGES 0 TO 4 ARE BIGGEST "SCHOOL" OPPORTUNITY. CHILD IS
TR1234567890123456789012345678901234567890IS SCHOOLROOM AND
CLOSELY-PACKED DESK PRISONS. REAL SCHOOLHOUSE IS IN THE HOME AND
OUTDOORS. WITHIN 10 YEARS ANYTHING REASONABLY THINK-UPABLE BY
SCIENCE FICTION WILL PROBABLY HAVE BEEN REALIZED. POSSESSION IS
BECOMING PROGRESSIVELY BURDENSOME, WASTEFUL, OBSOLETE, TOTAL MAN MAY BE
GOING THROUGH A TOTAL WAVE OF TRANSFORMATION INTO AN ENTIRELY NEW
RELATIONSHIP WITH THE UNIVERSE. MAN FREED OF SPECIAL CASE
SUPERSTITION BY INTELLECT HAS HAD SURVIVAL POTENTIALS MULTIPLIED
MILLIONS FOLD. HUMANS CAN NOW WHISPER EFFORTLESSLY IN ONE
ANOTHER'S EAR FROM ANYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD. (BE SURE TO
ENTERTAIN ALL YOUR EMOTIONS.) INTELLECTUAL INTEGRITY WILL WIN
TOMORROW'S BATTLES ACCELERATING INEXORABILITY. POLITICAL
COMMERCIAL SHAM FALSE PREMISE INSTITUTIONS WILL VANISH WITH STARTLING
RAPIDITY. MAN, AS DESIGNED, IS OBVIOUSLY INTENDED TO BE A SUCCESS.
SUCCESS: NOT A BAD THING TO HAVE HANGING OVER YOUR HEAD.
EXPERIMENT IS ALWAYS VALUABLE. YOU CAN'T LEARN LESS. YOU CAN
ALWAYS GET NEARER TO THE TRUTH. (LANGUAGE CAN BE A BLOCK TO
REALITY.) COPING WITH THE TOTALITY OF SPACESHIP EARTH AND UNIVERSE
IS AHEAD FOR ALL OF US. (MAN WAS DESIGNED WITH LEGS --
r. buckminster fuller -
i seem to be a
verb
Link
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Link
The seven steps in his process
are as follows:
1. Set a goal.
2. Establish your motivation to
accomplish the goal by examining why you want success,
what you stand to gain, what you stand to lose if you
fail, and then applying that learning to finding a
unique motivational tool for you.
3. Take responsibility and
track your progress towards the goal.
4. Find a role model to help
you focus on the most effective steps needed.
5. Visualize your success in
terms of the result and the process of getting there.
6. Improve your belief in
yourself to get the job done, establish a positive
external self image, secure support to help you be more
consistent, and improve your ability to handle
criticism.
7. Rejuvenate your commitment
daily to the goal!
The process calls for getting
lots of help. You are encouraged to get advice from
those who have experience in coaching people in your
goal area and role models. You are also directed to tell
those who care about you about your goal and to ask them
to help spur you on. I think most people would
accomplish a great deal more with all of that support. I
endorse the approach.
I also liked the way he
emphasizes focusing on one goal at a time. Most books
seem to want you to change everything simultaneously . .
. and then everything collapses when your motivation
runs out.
I also liked the way he
emphasizes the need for constant motivation. How could
you help but succeed if you do that?
Link

I am new to running and I was
wondering if anyone has any tips on staying motivated. I
went on my first run felt great afterwards and planned
to go again the day after, but something came up, I
didn't go, and then just kept putting it off. I have a
goal to get fitter by March as I am going to see my
sister in Australia but getting over this first step is
hard, so any tips would be greatly appreciated
reddragon156
1.Take it slowly
The best advice I was given is to take it slowly,
otherwise you will only get disheartened and be more
likely to give up. I agree the hardest part of running
is getting out the door in the first place - there's
been a couple of times when I've had to force myself out
but the effort was worth it - I really enjoyed it.
fiona.harper
2. Think positively
`Stay healthy and look young', that's what I chant when
I start to feel weak. Just keep telling yourself that
you can and will do it - if you feel lazy, just do
10mins, its better than nothing.
zzzz4me
3. Practice makes perfect
I started running about a year ago, primarily to lose
weight, but also to improve my fitness. I'm now over 3
stone lighter and go running every day during the week
and give myself the weekends off. I've amazed myself,
because when I first started, I could only run for about
10 minutes, and that included stopping half way round,
plus lots of walking - now I can run non-stop for 35-40
minutes!
kat1201
4. Focus on our goal
Showing off to my sister really helps my motivation! I
also think about the lovely legs and bottom I'll have
shortly, and I try to keep myself entertained while
running - all sorts of funny things pop into my head
when I'm struggling up that last hill home! Since I have
started to exercise, I am more confident in other
aspects of my life and find myself considering doing
things I would never have considered before!
fiona.harper
5. Find your perfect time of
day
I've been running, a few days a week, for about 12 years
now. I love early morning runs when it's dark and
because of the solitude - there's something special
about being up when every one else is still in bed. I
don't run in the evening because there are too many
kids, dogs and I don't have enough energy. I also love
running in the rain. As long as it's not completely
chucking it down, rain doesn't bother me. I don't really
think about the cold because I love the tingling
sensation when you get in the bath after being out in
the cold exercising. I try to work out how long I want
run for, then add my shower time to that, and work
backwards.
julie_clonk
How to Get Motivated and
Have Industrial Strength Self-Motivation
It is not your fault if popular self-help courses have
never
worked for you over the long term.
How to get motivated is not
adequately dealt with.
Why?
Because generally speaking
there are problems with the
material you have read and listened to in these courses:
To appeal to a wider audience the self-help experts
often
leave out the more complex and the more powerful
concepts
and techniques - the best ones for getting motivated!
Instead you get a burst of short term inspiration that
cannot and will not last. While the best material is
only
taught to a small group of enthusiasts who are willing
to
pay extra for it.
The irony is that the most powerful techniques, although
sometimes unusual, are understandable and effective for
most
people. As long as you are taught a step-by-step
approach
you can follow to get motivated.
It is usually the explanation of why it works that
leaves
people totally confused. But as long as you have the
how-to
you can start getting results right away and get
motivated.
As a result of the decision to leave out the best
material
you end up learning some simple ideas that work only
when
you already feel positive and dynamic.
For example, someone tells you to get motivated and to
give
it your best. If you are feeling unmotivated a pep talk
like that will do you very little good.
Imagine what it would be like if instead you could tune
in
your motivation in the same way you tune in a TV. Well
you
can once you know how to.
And this is possible for you only when you discover the
step
by step approach that unleashes the dormant motivation
power
inside you.
Knowing what to do is very different from knowing how to
do
it.
Many self help courses teach you what to do but not how
to
do it or how to stay motivated over time.
As a result you may feel wiser AND more frustrated! At
least
before you did not know what to do --- now you know what
to
do but cannot do it.
Stay clear of any material that does not focus on the
how to
of motivation. And make sure you get the key
distinctions
you need to master the strategies.
For example, we have all heard a lot about the
importance of
goal setting. And we might even write our goals down and
review them from time to time.
But how do you explain your lack of interest in pursuing
your goals? Your lack of motivation?
It is because an essential element is missing from the
goal
setting process.
Unless your goals are in alignment with your highest
values
and they feel right for you it is highly unlikely you
will
achieve them.
In fact, you may sabotage your efforts to get ahead. And
all
your work will be characterized by lethargy and
seemingly
never ending and tiring effort.
To sum up - look for practical self-motivation material
that
takes powerful processes and breaks them down into
simple
step by step systems.
And realize that knowing what to do is pointless unless
you
know how to.
Spend a little time each day conditioning your mind and
you
will be astounded at your rapid progress....
Peter Murphy is a peak performance expert. He recently
produced a very popular free report, the 5 Step
Motivation
Report. Apply now because it is available for a limited
time only at:
http://www.getmotivatedstaymotivated.com/special.htm
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
So, you are asking, does Area 47 still recommend Dell, without
reservation? Is Harvey still a Dellhead?
Yes. And yes.
When Dell Technical Support couldn’t solve my boot-troubles over the
phone, a Dell Tech guy came to my home, put a new hard drive in my
computer, and got me started on the Re-Install Software Boogie. Then, I
had to submit to a week of telephone calls from three different Dell
phone-talk tech people, who kept calling me to make sure that my
computer was running OK, and that I had no further problems. Nice of
them to be concerned.
Do I blame Dell? No. The Techie who came to my home, was of the opinion
that there was nothing wrong with my hard drive. It seemed to pass the
tests he ran on it. But he replaced it anyway, just to be safe.
Lessons Learned?
My New Dell ran fine until I tried to play a DVD movie (autoplay) while
a screensaver was running. That was when it crashed and burned and I
lost the flight recorder. Twice before, when I popped in a movie when
the screensaver was running, the computer became seriously sick. My
personal opinion? A windows XP bug trashed my registry.
1 – No more screensavers.
2 – I give up on GHOST. The hard core geeks love it, but I guess I’m
just not a member of that exclusive club. Time to uninstall that Puppy,
and install ACRONIS TRUE IMAGE. hg47
Sunday, October 02, 2005
I’m Back!
Sort of.
My hard drive crashed. This was way back in the Stone Age of September.
It happened on 9-11. Coincidence?
Yes, I back up my data, regularly. And yes, I use GHOST to frequently
image my C:Drive. None of my Ghost images would restore. Even after
reinstalling Windows XP, I can’t get any of my Ghost images to work. So
I get to go through the thrill of reinstalling every GODDAMN piece of
shit software I own. This is the first day I’ve been able to update Area
47—and to get this far, I had to overwrite every file on the host
server. Fun. More later. hg47
9/8/2005 10:13:41 AM
One minute ago, there was a knock at my front door.
Wham, Bam, Thank you, Dell—my replacement monitor has arrived. Jesus,
that was fast! hg47
9/7/2005 11:47:47 AM
I’ve been a satisfied Dell customer this entire Millennium. I’m a 2
computer family. A new Dell system, and an old Dell system.
Sunday, I was surfing the Internet, when my 17” Dell Flat Panel E173
monitor suddenly decided to display all-white all the time.
A few minutes ago, I finished talking to Dell Technical support. It took
45-minutes total telephone talk time. They are sending me another
monitor, no charge, which should arrive in a few days. So far, they
don’t seem to even want the old busted one. After the initial phone
conversation of about 35-minutes, the guy’s manager called me back and
asked me to rate the agent’s “satisfaction rating” (I gave him a 9 out
of 9) and “understandability rating” (I gave him a 7 or 8 out of 9—I’m
not sure he got my correct email address). Then the agent called me
back, having forgot to ask me for some special number on the back of the
busted monitor.
I’m typing this, watching the words form, on my old Dell 19” CRT
monitor. hg47
9/1/2005 11:46:28 AM
Is the whole point of the Internet
Bringing People Together?
Finding that
Someone somewhere somewho
As tilted weird and twisted
As you
As me
And Baby makes three?
AD: You’re an Extrovert, I’m an Introvert. You want to go on talk shows,
mingle, spread the word, be the center of attention—but you haven’t
quite got that SOMETHING to talk about, so somebody else is grabbing all
the attention, damn it! I want to hide away with my muse and my word
processor, getting the supernatural high of creating and crafting and
polishing a gem of art—but the thought of then having to go and SELL the
puppy, throws me into a tizzy. You’re not getting where you want to go,
I’m not staying where I want to stay. Why don’t the two of us Time Share
a Persona? A Trans-Human for the New Millennium?
hg47@a47.info
8/30/2005 11:58:41 AM
I lived in New Orleans one summer long ago, in a cheap French Quarter
apartment about 15 steps away from Bourbon Street. I worked as a waiter
in a little fish & oysters restaurant called Papa Joe’s. My fondest
memories are not of the Night-Life’s casual sex or the wild parties, but
of the daily late-morning walk to get my café au lait.
I feel wounded now that Katrina has drowned my warm memories. hg47
8/29/2005 11:33:25 AM
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8/16/2005 1:24:50 PM
Linn Prentis Asks: “Do you read SF?”
Libraries were shelves of useless, until one lunch hour in 8th Grade
when I wandered into the school library, bored, and started down the
Fiction aisle at “A.” I happened to pull out I, ROBOT by Isaac Asimov.
The first story, ROBBIE, made me cry. I immediately read the whole
collection of stories, and promptly snatched up anything by Asimov I
could find. Soon I discovered that other SF authors were worth reading,
most notably Heinlein and Bradbury. Eventually I found out that a book
doesn’t have to be science fiction to be a damn good read—or even
fiction—but SF got me started.
I have my quirks. I class Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. above even Ray Bradbury
when it comes to the short story. But I have never enjoyed a Vonnegut
novel, and only tolerated SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE. Bruce Sterling’s articles
are eye-opening & mind-expanding—but I just can not get into his novels.
Gibson rewrote the whole SF-Landscape with NEUROMANCER, but can I find
another of his novels to love? Not yet; I keep trying. And the whole
cyber-punk quick-flash too-hip surface-thrill SF-scene—hell, I’d rather
read a Harlequin Romance. (Don’t tell anyone, but for a guilty XY-pleasure,
nothing beats a Silhouette or a Loveswept.)
DUNE would have to be the best of the best of the best, at the top of
Harvey’s SF List. The sequels aren’t worth bothering with. Only the
first sequel is readable, and actually, Frank Herbert worked out the
whole “ecology of thriving on limited resources” thing in a previous
novel, UNDER PRESSURE. Heinlein’s STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND groks the
#2 spot on Griffin’s List, the short version, please. THE MOTE IN GOD’S
EYE vectors straight into The Crazy Eddie Point at #3 (and don’t forget
the sequel worth waiting for, THE GRIPPING HAND).
Harvey Griffin Science Fiction Honorable Mentions, in no particular
order:
Asimov’s R.Daneel Olivaw novels & his Foundation Trilogy; ENDER’S GAME &
ENDER’S SHADOW by Orson Scott Card; STEEL BEACH by John Varley;
FARNHAM’S FREEHOLD by Heinlein; THE LEGACY OF HEOROT by The Usual
Suspects; EMPIRE OF THE ANTS by Bernard Werber; BLOOD MUSIC by Greg
Bear.
This has been the long answer to your question — Thank You For Asking!
hg47
8/7/2005 6:49:58 AM
For a cheap thrill, click my “Time Travel” button. It’s just a simple
hack of mine pushed to the limit. There are twenty high-priority things
I’m supposed to be working on, and instead I geek-out on a silly tweak.
Also, it’s not finished, I want to go further back into the past—so my
procrastination hours are not over yet! Ashamed to admit it, but I do my
best work when I’m goofing off. hg47
8/1/2005 5:02:00 AM
Normally, I get my news from
Drudge (frivolous entertainment),
Google (“Just the facts, Ma’am!”), and
Wired (All Tech, All The Time).
But whenever I need a “Reality Check,” I click two buttons on my trusty
Firefox browser.
1) Latest Headlines.
2) Open in Tabs.
This loads the top 29 BBC World News Headlined Articles. Plow through
those, and it kinda puts things into perspective. I stop whining because
I was one day late on getting the $60-off deal on that new laser
printer. Hey, at least I’m not underwater with no electricity because of
a monsoon. OK, so what if Tor and Ace aren’t breaking down my door
offering me a six-figure advance for my new Science Fiction novel?
It's nice to know that
the invading army
drug dealers
revolutionaries
corrupt police
kidnappers
terrorists
rioting mob
or suicide bombers
aren’t breaking my door down either.
hg47
7/31/2005 6:43:55 AM
Sorry, still have no clue what I am doing here at AREA 47. Haven’t found
my Voice yet.
If you search this page for “FAR OUT!” you will find my hidden column.
It’s where I’ve been throwing scraps that are like raw diamonds to me,
not fit for anyone to wear or display, but that may have some value
someday if properly cut and polished.
Near the bottom of the Turbo-Phrase Pages are hidden links to the
“Naughty Bits.”
Obviously, I like to hide things. hg47
7/27/2005 4:41:54 AM
We become what we think we are. Behavior is a function of
self-interpretation. You must decide what you are; don’t let others
decide for you.
It’s time for me to work on my SF novel 42N8 F8. Agents are telling me
that it is too long. I’m not established enough to pull an Ayn Rand.
When her editor complained about the length of ATLAS SHRUGGED, Ayn said,
“What? You would edit The Bible?”
Current Length = 145275 Words
Target Length = 120000 Words
Target Percentage Length = 82.6%
Target Percentage Reduction = 18% Per Chapter
Total Words Necessary To Delete = 25275
Wish me luck! hg47
How to Get Motivated to Create
the Life of Your Dreams
Keywords: Motivation
Do you ever pay attention to
the thoughts inside your mind? And more importantly do
you ever notice the way in which you talk to yourself?
We all pay a lot of attention
to the way we communicate with the outside world but we
often neglect to improve the way we communicate with
ourselves.
When it comes to motivating
yourself to be a better person, to do better at work or
to create a happier family life you need to understand
the importance of taking control of your self talk.
Here are three tips you can
use right away to motivate yourself:
1 Talk to yourself the way you talk to someone you
love
Be honest! Is it true you
sometimes insult yourself, curse yourself and say
horrible things about your abilities?
If you spoke like this
regularly to someone you care about they would leave and
never talk to you again. There is no excuse for treating
yourself so badly.
Talk to yourself the way you
would talk to someone you deeply love. Be respectful,
patient and understanding. Be slow to anger, quick to
praise and grateful for the opportunity to listen.
Be on your best behavior when
you talk to yourself and you will find that you treat
other people better as well. This in turn will cause
people to respond more positively to whatever you say.
These very people will be more
inclined to help you get what you want.
In an indirect way your
communication with the outside world will improve.
2 Pump up the volume
Very often we go through our
day with an internal dialogue buzzing away in the
background. We mutter to ourselves about what we need to
do without feeling particularly inspired to do anything
other than what we have to do.
This is not an effective
strategy for self motivation!
What you need to do instead is
to turn up the volume, inject some passion into your
words and talk to yourself with enthusiasm. You would
not have much luck motivating someone else to take
action without putting some energy into your words.
You need to do the same to
motivate yourself.
The next time you want to
motivate yourself to do something talk to yourself the
same way you would if someone was standing before you
waiting to be inspired.
Speak loudly with passion and
excitement either aloud or to yourself inside your head.
The more energy you put into it the easier it will be to
light the fire inside you that sparks you into action.
3 Know how to feel good when you are having a tough
day
No matter how focused, positive
and hard working you are there will still be days when
nothing seems to go your way. It is on days like this
that you must take charge of your brain and take control
of your self talk.
You need a back catalogue of
memories you can replay to make yourself feel good.
Music does it for me. I have so many songs I love to
hear that I just pick one out and listen to it in my
mind.
In a moment I can listen to
sounds that make me feel fantastic simply by choosing
to. For best results imagine you have a volume control
with bass and treble. Make the music sound rich, loud
and resonant.
A friend of mine has such a
great memory that he will listen to an entire CD in his
mind. How about that for a quick and easy way to feel
good whenever you are having a tough day?
One final way to use this tip.
Replay happy memories of people
telling you how much they value and appreciate you. Hear
them saying what a difference you are making and soak up
those wonderful feelings of appreciation.
It really is your choice as to
how you run your brain. Choose to feel great and your
communication with yourself and the outside world will
become remarkable.
Your motivation will soar and
getting more done each day will just get easier and
easier with eager people lining up to help you.
by Peter Murphy
Peter Murphy is a peak
performance expert. He recently produced a very popular
free report: 10 Simple Steps to Developing Communication
Confidence. Apply now because it is available for a
limited time only at:
http://www.howtotalkwithconfidence.com/report.htm
Why should you bother to
spend your valuable time to learn how to get motivated
and stay motivated?
Here´s why.
Your quality of life will change dramatically when you
take charge of how motivated you feel in any given
moment.
Family and friends will respect you more and see you in
a whole new light. And deadline frenzy will be a thing
of the past.
There are several good reasons to learn the secrets to
getting motivated and staying motivated.
What Learning How To Get Motivated And Stay Motivated
Can Do For You:
-
Earn the respect of your boss and colleagues.
As a dependable and productive member of the team
people will appreciate you and seek your valuable
advice on important matters.
-
Understand what motivates you and enjoy greater success.
When you discover your unique motivation blueprint
getting ahead will never be a mystery again. You can
fire up your motivation engine whenever you choose
to.
-
Save money by getting things done on time.
You will eliminate those late fees, fines and
charges that procrastinators waste their hard earned
money on.
-
Enjoy a more harmonious home life. Imagine hearing praise and gratitude for all the little things you
get done around the house. You will enjoy a
satisfying feeling of accomplishment at the end of
each evening.
-
Feel in charge of you life.
As you get more done with ease you will have order
where you used to have chaos. You will know what you
want and feel compelled to move ahead and get it.
-
Start new projects with enthusiasm and stay motivated over time.
When you can see things through to completion you
will have renewed confidence in your ability to
succeed.
-
Stay motivated in the face of challenges and negative people.
Setbacks and unsupportive colleagues or friends will
make you even more determined when you know how to
stay motivated.
-
Avoid the criticism, endless nagging and moaning of those around you.
When you easily and effortlessly get things done you
give people little reason to criticize you. In fact
they are likely to give you more freedom to do
things your way.
-
Stop things getting any worse. When you know how to be highly motivated in a matter of seconds,
you can turn around situations you have neglected in
the past.
-
Develop leadership skills and positively affect those around you.
Your drive and enthusiasm will touch everyone you
deal with. People will turn to you for leadership
and guidance.
-
Eliminate problems while they are small.
You will deal with potential problems and concerns
sooner rather than later. This habit alone will put
you back in control.
-
Put an end to regrets.
Become the kind of person who jumps on
opportunities. And enjoy the excitement and passion
you feel when you are giving 100%.
-
Move ahead quickly in your career. When you can calmly and efficiently get your work done, you
position yourself for more responsibility and a
higher salary.
-
Feel fantastic about yourself. As a motivated self-starter your self-esteem will soar. You will
accomplish much more, have greater success and live
a full life.
*** Motivation is an essential life skill and you can
discover how to be motivated and stay motivated. ***
Although some lucky people seem to be born highly
motivated, if you are of at least average intelligence
you can learn how to be motivated. No matter how
unmotivated you have been up to now.
The secret to being motivated is to discover the
motivation blueprint that is right for you.
7/23/2005 9:59:55 AM
Before you flip some driver the bird for cutting you off, first count to
ten. And if you’re slammed in a fender-bender, before you jump out of
your crunched car and scream shit at the other driver, first count to
twenty-five, then get out.
Three out of ten people in the USA hide a gun in their car. ’Nuff Said?
hg47
7/21/2005 10:08:47 AM
You will be what you have planned to be—not what you will want to be.
This means that before positive change can happen, your desire must
become powerful enough so that it turns into a plan. hg47
7/19/2005 1:15:29 PM
Sound-bites rule.
Matt Drudge has been having fun trashing Senator John McCain
(Republican, Arizona) for his cameo in WEDDING CRASHERS, which the
Drudge Report called a “boob raunch fest.”
So McCain goes on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show fully prepped, asks for tough
questions only, and sounds off with the sound-bite heard ’round the
world: “In Washington I work with boobs every day.”
Faster than Harry Potter can wave his wand, Senator McCain is the new
hero.
“News” is “Entertainment,” so what “News Director” could resist? Every
TV news affiliate, every internet news site, every political blog picks
up and links “McCain” with “I work with boobs every day.”
If you can’t cram your complex 10-page message down to a cute tiny
meme—people be carvin’ your tombstone now: DEAD PERSON SUCKING.
hg47
7/18/2005 9:43:22 AM
The Area 47 Art Section is now open for viewing. hg47
7/16/2005 8:31:39 PM
20 RULES FOR GOOD
WRITING
Old Farmer's
Almanac, 1975
1. Each pronoun
agrees with their antecedent.
2. Just
between you and I, case is important.
3. Verbs
has to agree with their subject.
4. Watch
out for irregular verbs which has cropped into our language.
5. Don't
use no double negatives.
6. A writer
mustn't shift your point of view.
7. When
dangling, don't use participles.
8. Join
clauses good, like a conjunction should.
9. Don't
use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.
10. About
sentence fragments.
11. In
letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to
keep a string
of items apart.
12. Don't
use commas, which aren't necessary.
13. Its
important to use apostrophe's right.
14. Don't
abrev.
15. Check to
see if you any words out.
16. In my
opinion I think that an author when he is writing shouldn't get
into the habit
of making use of too many unnecessary words that he does not
really need.
17. And, of
course, there's the old one: Never use a preposition to end a
sentence with.
18. Passive
voice should be avoided.
19. Check
speling and punctuation
20. Last but
not least, lay off clichés.
As soon as one professional writer writes a HOW
TO book, another comes out with two HOW TO books that contradict the
first while contradicting themselves.
My semi-pro advice on writing? Don’t.
Still tempted?
Annie Dillard—THE WRITING LIFE
Stephen King—ON WRITING
Rita Mae Brown—STARTING FROM SCRATCH
hg47
7/10/2005 7:03:30 AM
My boss at work is a conspiracy theories buff. He is persuaded that the
low death and casualty count is because Bush and Blair had the CIA and
the MI6 plant and detonate the bombs to up their sagging public images
as “good guys,” and that the type of bombs and the timing was carefully
selected to cause minimum actual casualties, and to put on a great show
of WE’RE IN DANGER, WE NEED A NEW WAR TO ATTACK MORE TERRORIST
COUNTRIES!
My take on things: All the professional Arab bombers have already blown
themselves up in suicide bombs; all they have are amateurs. hg47
7/9/2005 10:38:22 AM
Some of my loyal readers are complaining that I am not paying enough
attention to Current Events. Also, that I do not update my site often
enough.
You say there was a London Subway Bombing? I’m not worried. Margaret
Thatcher will get together with Ronald Reagan, and they’ll figure it
out. hg47
If you're writing for strangers,
make it shorter.
Use images and tone and design and
interface to make your point. Teach people gradually.
If you're writing for colleagues,
make it more robust.
Be specific. Be clear. Be
intellectually rigorous and leave no wiggle room.
Takeaway: the stuff you're putting
online or in your blog or in your brochures or in your
business letters is too long. Too much inside baseball.
Too many unasked questions getting answered too soon.
Takeaway: the stuff you're sending
out in your email and your memos is too vague.
Figure out which category before
you put finger to keyboard!
Starbucks wouldn't sell me a
cappucino over ice today. Instead of answering, "I don't
know," to my question of why, the barrista said, "we're
not allowed to because pouring the cappucino over ice
causes bacteria to grow."
I love the fact Toyota is fighting
with the EPA over the mileage reported on the Prius. It
turns out that the way the EPA computes mileage means
that the typical Prius driver will rarely or ever
achieve the mileage posted. Toyota has realized that big
mileage on the sticker isn't nearly as good as big word
of mouth in the parking lot.
Fine print is everywhere I look.
Fine print means that a lawyer has made sure that you
probably won't win a lawsuit, but is the lawsuit really
the point?
When did marketers fall in love
with the idea of overselling and then hiding, instead of
doing precisely the opposite?
101 different ways of saying 'I
love you'
Afrikaans - Ek is lief vir jou
Albanian - te dua
Arabic - Ana Ahebak / Ana Bahibak
Arabic (to the female) - Bahebbek
Arabic (to the male) - Bahebbak
Armenian - yes kez shat em siroom
Assyr - Az tha hijthmekem
Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) - Saya cinta mu
Bangla - Ami tomakay bala basi
Bavarian - tuI mog di
Bosnian - Ja te volim (formally) or volim-te Turkish
seni seviyorum
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian (to the male) - oun saleng bon
Cambodian (to the female) - bon saleng oun
Cantonese - Ngo oi ney
Croatia - Volim te
Czech - Miluji Te
Danish - Jeg elsker dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vim
Estonian - Ma armastan sind / Mina armastan sind
(formal)
Ethiopia - afekereshe alhu
Finnish - Minä rakastan sinua
Flemish (Ghent) - 'k'ou van ui
French - Je t'aime
Gaelic - Tá mé i ngrá leat
Georgian - Miquar shen
German - Ich liebe Dich
Greek - agapo se
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - oo tane prem karu chu
Hawaiian - Aloha au ia'oe
Hebrew - Ani ohevet ota
Hebrew fem. Plural - Ani ohav etkhen
Hebrew fem. sing. - Ani ohav otakh
Hebrew masc. or mixed plural - Ani ohav etkhem
Hebrew masc. sing. - Ani ohaw otkha
Hindi - Main tumsey pyaar karta hoon / Maine Pyar Kiya
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska thig
Indonesian - Aku Cinta Kamu
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Italian - Ti amo/Ti voglio bene
Japanese - Anata wa, dai suki desu
Japanese - Sukiyo Javanese (formal) - Kulo tresno marang
panjenengan
Javanese (informal) - aku terno kowe
Kenya (Kalenjin) - Achamin
Kenya (Kiswahili) - Ninakupenda
Korean - SA LANG HAE / Na No Sa Lan Hei
Kurdish - Khoshtm Auyt
Laos - Chanrackkun
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es mîlu Tevi
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - As Myliu Tave
Macedonian - Jas Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Saya cinta mu
Maltese - Inhobbok hafna
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Nigeria (Hausa) - Ina sonki
Nigeria (Yoruba langauge) - Mo fe ran re
Norwegian - Jeg elsker deg
Pakistan (Urdu) - May tum say pyar karta hun
Persian - Tora Doost Darem
Pig Latin - I-yea Ove-lea Ou-yea
Polish - Kocham Cie
Portuguese (Brazilian) - Eu te amo
Portuguese (Continental) - Eu amo-te
Punjabi - me tumse pyar ker ta hu'
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tyebya lyublyu
Scottish Gaelic - 'S tough leam ort
Serbian (accent 'O') - Volim te
Serbo-Croatian - Volim te
Sign language - Spread hand out so no fingers are
touching. Bring in middle & ring fingers and touch then
to the palm of your hand.
Slovak - Lubim ta
Slovenian - ljubim te
South Sotho - Ke o Rata
Spanish - Te quiero / te amo / yo amor
Sri Lanka - mame adhare
Swahili - Naku penda
Swedish - Jag älskar dig
Swiss German - Ch-ha di gärn
Tagalong - Mahal Kita / Iniibig kita
Tamil - Naan Unnai Khadalikkeren
Telugu - Nenu Ninnu Premisthunnanu
Thai - Khao Raak Thoe / chun raak ter
Thai (affectionate, sweet, loving) - Khao raak thoe
Thailand - chun luk ter
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Yalleh blutebeh / ya tebe kohayu
Urdu (to a girl) - Mea tum se pyaar karta hu
Urdu (to a boy) - Mea tum se pyar karti hu
Vietnamese - Toi yeu em
Vietnamese (Females) - Em yeu Anh
Vietnamese (Males) - Anh yeu Em
Welsh - Rwy'n dy garu di
Zambia (Chibemba) - Nali ku temwa
Zimbabwe - Ndinokuda
Zulu - Mina funani wena
Wayne at Sellathon pointed me to an
interesting phenomenon he's noticing. People online are starting to
discount negative feedback. He points us to
eBay Member Profile for totalcampus.com
and also to book reviews on Amazon where positive reviews are marked
"helpful" nearly twice as often as negative ones (at least in his
research). In both cases, you've got people saying "stay away!" and
still, others buy.
I think the reason is classic cognitive
dissonance. For unrelated reasons, you've already decided to buy.
Now, the negative feedback needs to be ignored in order to validate
your earlier hunch that you wanted to buy.
Real Men Drive
Compacts
08:50 AM Aug. 03, 2005 PT Men who feel anxious about their
masculinity are more likely to support war, buy SUVs and be hostile
to gays, according to a new study from Cornell University. Robb
Willer, a sociology doctoral candidate at Cornell, gave men and
women a gender-identity survey in which they received feedback
saying that their answers were either masculine or feminine. Women's
responses weren't affected by this feedback, but men whose manliness
was threatened reacted strongly. "I found that if you made men more
insecure about their masculinity, they displayed more homophobic
attitudes, tended to support the Iraq war more and would be more
willing to purchase an SUV over another type of vehicle," Willer
said. He plans a follow-up study on men's attitudes about violence
toward women, and another to see if testosterone levels are a
factor.
-- Debra Jones
11:36 AM Aug. 02, 2005 PT President Bush told reporters
Monday that schools should teach the conservative Christian doctrine
of intentional or divine creation, called "intelligent design,"
along with evolution. He refused to discuss his personal beliefs but
said, "I think that part of education is to expose people to
different schools of thought. You're asking me whether or not people
ought to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes." A
rebuttal can be found in a 1999 statement from the National Academy
of Sciences: "The claim that equity demands balanced treatment of
evolutionary theory and special creation in science classrooms
reflects a misunderstanding of what science is and how it is
conducted. Creationism, intelligent design and other claims of
supernatural intervention in the origin of life or of species are
not science because they are not testable by the methods of
science."
-- Debra Jones
02:00 AM Aug. 02, 2005 PT Guitar god Jimi Hendrix spilled
his guts to an Army psychiatrist in order to get out of military
duty, according to an upcoming biography. But it wasn't manic
depression Hendrix had on his mind: He told the shrink he'd fallen
in love with a male soldier, a ruse that eventually ended with the
guitarist being recommended for discharge due to "homosexual
tendencies." Charles R. Cross, author of Room Full of Mirrors,
uncovered the gay play -- which took Hendrix out of action as the
conflict in Vietnam heated up -- while digging through the
flamboyant rock star's medical records. The six-string wizard who
wrote "Foxey Lady" always claimed he had been discharged after
breaking his ankle while parachuting.
-- Lewis Wallace
“Instead of thinking of your website as a store—a place where
potential customers wander in and realize they can’t live without
your services—think of it as a digital brochure, that can be handed
out to prospects instantly across great distances. It’s a
leave-behind that can include audio as well as text and pictures.
But, as with any brochure, nobody will see it unless you hand it to
them personally.
“Send a series of postcards to your prospects and clients,
promising a cool experience at your website (although don’t promise
anything you can’t deliver). Make sure your letterhead and cards
feature the URL. Most important, use it just like you’d use a
brochure during cold-calling. End every conversation by saying,
“Well, I’ll go ahead and send you a demo—but in the meantime, you
can learn more about us and hear some samples at our website. We’re
at dubya dubya dubya dot yadda yadda dot com.” JIM BORDNER
Seth Godin on Publishing:
1. Please understand that book publishing is an organized hobby,
not a business.
The return on equity and return on time for authors and for
publishers is horrendous. If you're doing it for the money, you're
going to be disappointed.
On the other hand, a book gives you leverage to spread an idea and a
brand far and wide. There's a worldview that's quite common that
says that people who write books know what they are talking about
and that a book confers some sort of authority.
2. The timeframe for the launch of books has gone from silly to
unrealistic.
When the world moved more slowly, waiting more than a year for a
book to come out was not great, but tolerable. Today, even though
all other media has accelerated rapidly, books still take a year or
more. You need to consider what the shelf life of your idea is.
3. There is no such thing as effective book promotion by a book
publisher.
This isn't true, of course. Harry Potter gets promoted. So did
Freakonomics. But out of the 75,000 titles published last year in
the US alone, I figure 100 were effectively promoted by the
publishers. This leaves a pretty big gap.
This gap is either unfilled, in which case the book fails, or it is
filled by the author. Here's the thing: publishing a book is really
nothing but a socially acceptable opportunity to promote yourself
and your ideas far and wide and often.
If you don't promote it, no one will. If you don't have a better
strategy than, "Let's get on Oprah" you should stop now. If you
don't have an asset already--a permission base of thousands or tens
of thousands of people, a popular blog, thousands of employees, a
personal relationship with Willard Scott... then it's too late to
start building that asset once you start working on a book.
By the way, blurbs don't sell books. Not really. You can get all the
blurbs in the world for your book and it won't help if you haven't
done everything else (quick aside: the guy who invented the word
"blurb" also wrote the poem Purple Cow).
4. Books cost money and require the user to read them for the
idea to spread.
Obvious, sure, but real problems. Real problems because the cost of
a book introduces friction to your idea. It makes the idea spread
much much more slowly than an online meme because in order for it to
spread, someone has to buy it. Add to that the growing (and sad)
fact that people hate to read. Too often, people have told me, with
pride, that they read three chapters of my book. Just three.
5. Publishing is like venture capital, not like printing.
Printing your own book is very very easy and not particularly
expensive. You can hire professional copyeditors and designers and
end up with a book that looks just like one from Random House.
That's easy stuff.
What Random House and others do is invest. They invest cash in an
advance. They invest time in creating the book itself and selling it
in and they invest more cash in printing books. Like all VCs, they
want a big return.
If you need the advance to live on, then publishers serve an
essential function. If, on the other hand, you're like most
non-fiction authors and spreading the idea is worth more than the
advance, you may not.
So, what's my best advice?
Build an asset. Large numbers of influential people who read your
blog or read your emails or watch your TV show or love your
restaurant or or or...
Then, put your idea into a format where it will spread fast. That
could be an ebook (a free one) or a pamphlet (a cheap one--the Joy
of Jello sold millions and millions of copies at a dollar or less).
Then, if your idea catches on, you can sell the souvenir edition.
The book. The thing people keep on their shelf or lend out or get
from the library. Books are wonderful (I own too many!) but they're
not necessarily the best vessel for spreading your idea.
And the punchline, of course, is that if you do all these things,
you won't need a publisher. And that's exactly when a publisher will
want you! That's the sort of author publishers do the best with.
Kevin Kelly: "I was visiting some Amish
farmers recently. They fit the archetype perfectly: straw hats,
scraggly beards, wives with bonnets, no electricity, no phones or
TVs, horse and buggy outside. They have an undeserved reputation for
resisting all technology, when actually they are just very late
adopters. Still, I was amazed to hear them mention their Web sites."
"Amish Web sites?" I asked.
"For advertising our family business. We weld barbecue grills in our
shop."
"Yes, but "
"Oh, we use the Internet terminal at the public library. And Yahoo!"
(Link)
I
called up the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and
asked
them,
"What
kind of bourbon goes with an M-16?"
--John
Mendoza
7 Money Mantras for a Richer Life
by Michelle Singletary
Mantra #1: "If it's on your ass, it's not an asset." If you
can wear it, it's not an investment. Also, something is riding your
ass (such as a high house payment), it's not an asset.
Mantra #2: "Is this a need or a want?" This is a question
Kris has been trying to get me to ask myself for years.
Mantra #3: "Sweat the small stuff." Do worry about the
small expenses; they add up.
Mantra #4: "Cash is better than credit." There is almost no
reason to carry a credit card.
Mantra #5: "Keep it simple." With money, avoid anything
that seems complicated. If you don't understand it, avoid it. You'll
probably lose money.
Mantra #6: "Priorities lead to prosperity." Determine what's
important to you, and pursue that with your time and money.
Mantra #7: "Enough is enough." Don't overconsume. Recognize
when you have fulfilled your needs and your wants.
Wired News Report
09:43 AM Jul. 15, 2005 PT
At last, a way to end squabbles over which
TV channel to watch -- without buying a second set. Sharp has
developed a liquid-crystal display that shows totally different
images to people viewing the screen from the left and the right.
One person can be surfing the internet,
using the display as a PC screen, while another watches a
downloaded movie or TV broadcast. It also works for watching two
TV channels.
The "two-way viewing-angle LCD" will go
into mass production this month and will cost roughly twice as much
as a standard display.
Sharp will offer the product for worldwide
sale, but the company will also supply other manufacturers with the
displays for various products expected later this year.
Safety First!
In the spirit of "better safe than sorry," Florida's Broward County
is cracking down on reckless activities -- like running -- on school
playgrounds. "It's too tight around the equipment to be running,"
explained county safety director Jerry Graziose. Sun-Sentinel.com
reports that the schools also protect child safety by eschewing
dangerous equipment such as merry-go-rounds, teeter-totters,
sandboxes and cement crawl tubes. Moving parts on equipment is the
No. 1 cause of playground injuries, and sandboxes and crawl tubes
can be infested with animals and vagrants. The county says such
protections are necessary to help stave off costly injury claims for
playground accidents. "I realize we want to keep kids from cracking
their heads open," protested one parent. "But there has to be a
place where they can get out and run."
-- Jenny McKeel
“A Few Harmless
Flakes Working Together Can Unleash An Avalanche Of Destruction.”
THINK GEEK
“More than twenty years...
That's how long it took after the invention
of basketball for someone to realize that they should cut a hole in
the bottom of the peach baskets.
Before that, you had to stop the game and
get a ladder and get the ball out of the basket.” -- Seth Godin
“So, the #1 cause of death among teenagers
in the developed world is the car.” -- Seth Godin
I'm not one for stories and screeds
about how many people live in Asia and how we better get
ready.But this one is
sticking in my head and won't leave:
There are fifty five million
Chinese kids that take piano lessons.
Jen Wiggle - Beatchik -
She absolutely hates my writing, so she must be doing something right!
think - Design,
branding and marketing wisdom from the folks at Personality.
Blogger - So you say you want to start your own Blog?
girl meets dog - High Maintenance Bitch (fetching new fashions for
girl's best friend)
best - best places to work in
the federal gov
sunset - java fractal eye
candy
windows - Windows XP home page
The
Skeptical Business Searcher by Robert Berkman is an excellent guide
to sorting out the wheat from the chaff of business information. And
while the primary emphasis is on business research, the lessons offered
are applicable to any type of online searching.
search watch
blog - refdesk for blogs
live - cool science site
cloud - try
this art site with IE
mental - mental health directory
kat -
(awesome wallpapers – huge
The
Windows
Catalog is a collection of hardware and software products that have
been determined to work with Windows XP.
members - wallpaper index
banknotes - pictures of money
ranking Since
1998, Ranking.com has performed market research upon a
statistically, geographically and demographically significant number of
Internet surfers. By recording these surfers' website visits, Ranking.com
calculates the ranking for the top 900,000 (growing every month)
most visited websites and provides these
results to surfers absolutely FREE for all its services!
math -
Famous mathematician pictures, mathematicians pictures, mathematician gift
items, note cards, posters, prints, clocks, T shirts and sweatshirts,
Pythagoras, Archimedes, Zeno of Elea, Euclid, Eukleides, Rene Descartes,
Pierre Fermat, Blaise Pascal, Sir Isaac Newton, Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz,
Leibnitz, Leonhard Euler, Leonard Euler, Joseph Louis Lagrange, Pierre Simon
Laplace, Gauss, Ada Byron Lady Lovelace, Georg Friedrich Bernhard Riemann,
Georg Cantor
beetle
Somebody
doesn’t like Prez Bush!
11
zen stories -
cool & thought-provoking
7/4/2005 4:53:55 PM
Happy Fourth Of July!
Happy Birthday Louis Armstrong & America, not necessarily in that order.
XM70 is playing Louis Armstrong all day. I thought I was all “Louied
Out” this morning, but now I’m back for more.
The Area 47 Audio Department is now open for downloading. hg47
7/2/2005 8:38:02 AM
I never start a novel without a default plot, but I’ve started this
website without a default plot.
When I start a new novel, I take about a month plowing through the
stacks of saved papers I’m hoarding, pulling out the best of the bits.
Then I figure out what story I’m going to write about, if I can’t think
of something better—this is my default plot. Of course, as I am writing
the novel, I think of a far better story.
I’ve started this site without even a default plot. I admit it: I don’t
know what I’m doing, or even what I am attempting. Somewhat clueless
here. Sorry.
The good news is that I am going through my stacks of saved papers.
The worst immediate problem is the Center Column. I haven’t figured out
what I want the Center Column to be all about. I keep trying things that
aren’t IT. The left column is easy: Links. The right column is where I
want to post auxiliary amusements.
There are other artistic and structural problems. Full disclosure? Or
should I hide behind my words and pictures and music? It’s time to
decide: Google just spidered my site! There’s Google Cache and The Way
Back Machine to permanently feature my errors.
Ah, BFD on a BLT up Googlebot’s BUTT. As Feynmann said: “There’s plenty
of room at the bottom.”
Bonus: going through my stacks of “important” papers reminded me that I
have to pay my rent! hg47
P.S. - Happy Fourth Of July!
6/23/2005 1:14:08 PM
Do you trust me?
Well, don’t trust me yet. Words don’t much cut it: Watch me for awhile.
From different angles. When I don’t know I’m being watched. See if I
earn your trust. If I make 100 good moves, during 50 days, maybe I
warrant some trust. But if I then make one bad move, all that
accumulated trust can be gone in two seconds. Maybe forever. You’ll be
watching me with wary eyes, as I make the next 200, 300, 400 good moves
over the next year.
If I try to buy your trust, that’s Bad Move #1. I have to earn it, and
the costs are high—dues paid in time and energy.
In a fast-food world, Trust is one of the slowest things around. “Want
fries with that Trust burger?” Sorry, Silver Surfer, you can’t cruise to
the drive-thru if you’re hungry for some trust. You can’t phone out and
get trust delivered, hold the anchovies.
If I want you to trust me, I have to Take A Stand. And that’s all about
Identity, isn’t it? Where I stand, how I stand, how firmly I am
grounded—and to test this, you have to interact with me, You Have To
Push Against Me to find out if I drift with Popular Opinion or if my
Values give me genuine inertia, genuine heft, Genuineness!
Now, we’re talking conflict. So trust doesn’t come clean and easy with
warm fuzzy feelings—it can be a bitch.
Another clue: vulnerability. If my shields are up and my weapons are
charged I won’t be earning any trust from anybody. I have to leave
myself open to attack, show that I’m strong enough to take a few hits.
Extra points for admitting when I’m wrong.
The final piece of the puzzle—ambiguity—raises the difficulty of trust
up to a whole other order of magnitude. If I show you none of my
weaknesses, all you see is a wall. If I show you all of my weaknesses,
all you see is a wimp. But if I reveal, in my own good time, as the
spirit moves me, a few of my critical weaknesses, you see a character
that you can come to trust.
But not yet! Watch me for awhile. hg47
A
BIRTHDAY THOUGHT hg47
Let us
all mellow with
age.
Let the
years be kind to our minds.
Perhaps
Wisdom is a Function of Tragedy,
not
Time.
But let
the champagne of our sensations
Intoxicate our Plans with Fresh Hope.
And let
all of us remember that the Japanese
Translate "Crisis" also as "Opportunity!"
May this
Transition in your Life
Be The
Event
That You
Look Upon
Ten
Years From Now
As The
Best Thing That Ever Happened To You!
The most important
institutional breakthrough that accompanied the clock, the time-rate
wage, was based on a largely implicit idea that grew with the
invention of the clock – the idea of time as a measure of sacrifice.
Mechanical clocks, bell
towers, and sandglasses provided the world’s first fair and fungible
measure of sacrifice. So many of the things we
sacrifice for are not fungible, but we can arrange our affairs
around the measurement of the sacrifice rather than its results.
Merchants and workers alike used the new precision of clock
time to prove, brag, and complain about their sacrifices.
In a letter from a
fourteenth-century Italian merchant to his wife, Francesco di Marco
Ganti invokes the new hours tell her of the sacrifices he is making:
“tonight, in the twenty-third hour, I was called
to the college,” and, “I don’t have any time, it is the twenty-first
hour and I have had nothing to eat or drink.” [4] Like
many cell phone callers today, he wants to reassure her that he is
spending the evening working, not wenching.
Practical
Joke of the Day:
Choose your victim.
Replace their desktop wallpaper with a screenshot of that desktop.
Move all the icons.
Watch victim go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong!
HUMOR AS TRUTH - George Carlin:
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked
her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
Question: "How
many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?"
Answer:
"One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?! Because
nobody else in this home knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They wouldn't even notice that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!! They
would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And once they figured it out,
they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs, never mind that
they've been in the SAME CLOSET for
the past six years! But if they did, by some miracle, actually
find the bulbs TWO DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged
to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!! AND UNDER THE CHAIR WOULD
BE THE CARDBOARD THE STUPID LIGHT BULB CAME IN!! BECAUSE
NOBODY EVER TAKES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T
ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF TRASH THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT OUR WHOLE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE
ARMED MARINES TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!!
I'm sorry . . . What was
your question again, Honey?"
"Go out there and make somebody feel good for
no good reason."
Richard Bandler
Neil Gershenfeld -
WHEN THINGS START TO THINK:
"I have a theory for why so many companies full of smart people persist in
doing so many dumb things. Each person has some external bandwidth for
communicating with other people, and some internal processing power for
thinking. Since these are finite resources, doing more of one ultimately has
to come at the expense of the other. As an organization expands, the volume
of people inside the company grows faster than the surface area exposed to
the outside world. This means that more and more of people’s time gets tied
up in internal message passing, eventually crossing a threshold beyond which
no one is able to think, or look around, because they have to answer their
e-mail, or write a progress report, or attend a meeting, or review a
proposal. Just like a black hole that traps light inside, the company traps
ideas inside organizational boundaries. Stephen Hawking showed that some
light can sneak out of a black hole by being created right at the boundary
with the rest of the world; common sense is left to do something similar in
big companies."
6/20/2005 9:51:43 AM
I’m working on getting the rest of my Turbo-Phrase files onto Area 47.
Today I posted Turbo-Phrase 4.
Also, there’s an MP3 at the bottom of FREE PARKING. It’s the last track
from my music CD, TWO SCOOPS OF NEW. I just stuck it there on FREE
PARKING as a test. Since it seems to work, I’ll soon get around to
designing a page for AREA 47 Music. hg47
6/15/2005 9:53:31 AM
RANDOM ACCESS:
A recent
Gallup poll asked United
States citizens about their favorite evening activities. 70% of us just
wanted to stay home and veg out on TV, DVDs & videos. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
I speed up.
My enemy speeds up.
Competition continues.
Faster!
HELP!
You’re reading on-line right now with a mouse in
your hand. It feels kinda like you’re channel-surfing a TV with a remote
in your hand, doesn’t it? That’s what “normal” readers now want—the
reading thrill of channel-surfing! hg47
Jon Davis: “What do you think about men who take
VIAGRA?”
Jill Scott: “Go for it.
I take Viagra. It
totally works for women. It gets me very turned on. I think Viagra is a
recreational sex toy.”
6/8/2005 7:26:53 PM
How hard is it to predict the future? It’s 2005, and we have a Hilton in
Hanoi, but not in orbit—remember the money-shot in the movie 2001 A
SPACE ODYSSEY?
Decided to put my Turbo-Phrase files on this site. I’m almost reluctant
to let them go public, but what the hell, search-bots have to have some
words to find. Hoard the private Writer’s Resource? Or share it with the
world, give away my competitive advantage? But maybe that’s the wrong
way to look at the Internet. Give it away now to gain some networking
advantage in the future? Hard to predict. Maybe all the naughty words
will just piss people off.
I had forgotten what a time-sink scanning pages into an OCR program is.
Correcting and proofing the disaster TAKES FOREVER! I will state for the
record, that the bundled software that came with my new Windows XP Dell
is a hell of a lot better than the custom Optical Character Recognition
program I installed on my old Windows 98 Dell.
And yes, now Area 47 has its first Easter Egg!
hg47
AVERAGE AREA 47 READING LIST:
Archer - KANE & ABEL by Jeffrey Archer -
Jeff Archer has written a lot of novels, and several readers I know read and
treasure many of his novels. But I'm a bit persnickety. Most of his novels,
I can't quite get into. But this one works well for me.
Clancy - DEBT OF HONOR by Tom Clancy - With Clancy, I usually have to skip
through the boring parts, but the interesting stuff more than makes up for
it. At the end of this novel, Jack Ryan becomes President of the United
States.
Clancy - EXECUTIVE ORDERS by Tom Clancy - Jack Ryan as POTUS. I have to skip
through huge chunks of this, but I really like the First Family stuff.
Clavell - KING RAT by James Clavell - I would call this novel a Masterpiece.
The movie is very good, too.
Collins - HOLLYWOOD WIVES by Jackie Collins - Jackie is the sister of Joan.
She's written a bunch of novels, and I've sampled a lot of them, trying to
get into them, but this is the only one of hers that really works for me.
Courtroom Drama - DEGREE OF GUILT by Richard North Patterson - I have a
weakness for Courtroom Drama. My personal library has many Courtroom Drama
favorites. But there's a lot of stuff out there that I can't get into. More
than half the Courtroom Drama novels I try to read, I can't finish, and
abandon. This is one of Patterson's that I especially enjoyed. I also liked
THE OUTSIDE MAN and EYES OF A CHILD and THE LASKO TANGENT by him.
Courtroom Drama - PRESUMED INNOCENT by Scott Turow - The movie is also first
rate, I own both, but I prefer the book. I've started, and abandoned,
several of his other novels.
Courtroom Drama - PRIME WITNESS by Steve Martini - I enjoy most of Martini's
Courtroom Drama novels.
Courtroom Drama - THE JUDGE by Steve Martini - This novel is particularly
interesting because the defending lawyer can be placed at the crime scene!
Courtroom Drama - THE RAINMAKER by John Grisham - Grisham is a good First
Read, but most of his novels leave me empty when I've finished them. I have
absolutely no desire to ever reread the novel ever again, thank you very
much! But RAINMAKER resonates with me; some nice lucky David versus slightly
stupid Goliath stuff here, and a good parallel love interest plot.
Courtroom Drama - THE RUNAWAY JURY by John Grisham - Remember the movie 12
ANGRY MEN? Where one guy turns a whole jury around to his POV? This novel is
an enjoyable variation on that theme. Who was that Hollywood Big-Shot on the
Winona Ryder trial? Peter Guber? I'd have to do a Google Search to get the
name right, but I've read about that guy who got appointed to be on her
jury. He is one of Hollywood's All Time Greatest Persuaders and Promoters.
You can be 100% sure of one thing: the jury returned EXACTLY the verdict he
wanted it to. It doesn't matter whether he was the jury foreman or not.
Courtroom Drama - TRIAL by Clifford Irving - A great "comeback" yarn about a
"used to be hot" lawyer. Some good Lawyer versus Judge stuff here, and also
some good info about how one of a lawyer's cases can influence another of
his cases.
Courtroom Drama - UNDUE INFLUENCE by Steve Martini - Another of my favorite
Martinis. Feds who know the truth but won't talk. I think they made this
novel into a TV movie.
Hailey - DETECTIVE by Arthur Hailey - The OJ Syndrome: commit a murder so
over-the-top gruesome that no one will believe that you could have possibly
committed it.
Hailey - THE MONEYCHANGERS by Arthur Hailey - I think they made this one
into a Hollywood Movie with Kris Kristofferson. Rollover?
Jong - FEAR OF FLYING by Erica Jong - The novel that started her career.
Still a great read.
King - SKELETON CREW by Stephen King - Includes THE MYST, my favorite King
story; and a great short story about toy soldiers that come to life.
Korda - THE FORTUNE by Michael Korda - I especially like two of Korda's
novels, the other is WORLDLY GOODS, but this one is my favorite. Young
Mistress to Rich Old Guy-he dies while they're in bed having sex-Whole
Family descends like vultures to capture the loot-whoops!-turns out sweet
young thing has married the old fool-the fight for the fortune is on! Some
great character studies of the rich, and the people around the rich. Also a
terrific lead female character.
Leonard - GET SHORTY by Elmore Leonard - I also own the movie. It's great!
I've tried to read Elmore Leonard several times, and was disappointed almost
every damn time, except when I read this one. HOMBRE was also pretty good.
MacLean - CIRCUS by Alistair MacLean - Some nice action and surprises in
this one. Damn near all of MacLean's novels hook me and entertain me.
McMurtry - LONESOME DOVE by Larry McMurtry - This one is a flawed
Masterpiece. For me, the novel dies when Gus dies. A lot of wonderful
scenes, off-beat characters written with dead-on accuracy. "Augustus McCrae,
ex-Texas Ranger, fierce fighter, loyal fighter, gentle lover, boisterous
spinner of colorful yarns." This guy is a talker! Gus is chasing a white
woman captured by the evil Blue Duck Indian, when he is ambushed by a dozen
braves on horseback sent to kill him. His horse is played out, and he's all
alone in the middle of a level plain. He kills his own horse to use as a
fort, and fights off the Indian attack, killing six of them, but that leaves
him trapped. "With no shooting to do for a little while, Augustus took stock
of the situation and decided the worst part of it was that he had no one to
talk to."
Navy - HUNGRY AS THE SEA by Wilbur Smith - Are we going to get into my Naval
Obsession now? No, not the hole in your tummy, the hole in the water where
your ship has been. When I first read this novel, for a year or two it was
my all-time favorite novel. Now, I am not that fond of it, but I still
re-read it every couple of years.
Navy - ICE STATION ZEBRA by Alistair MacLean - This is the book that caused
the movie that was played over and over and over and over and over and over
for Howard Hughes while Howard pissed away his later years, and saved his
urine in little glass bottles carefully sealed and stored on shelves and
guarded by highly-paid employees sworn to secrecy and obedience, in that
order. Read the book, flush the urine.
Navy - THE CAINE MUTINY by Herman Wouk - Perhaps it's a pun, but it took
balls for Bogie to play Queeg. But the book is, every word, a match for the
movie. And it won the Pulitzer Prize.
Navy - THE CIRCLE by David Poyer - Most of my favorite naval novels center
on the captain of the ship as the hero. This is a key feature of most
Douglas Reeman WWII novels, of which, I own most. Poyer takes a different
tack, as he sails the seven seas. His novels feature Dan Lenson, starting as
an Ensign in The Circle, rising to Lieutenant-Commander in Tomahawk, but
never a captain of a ship, never the main power player, always an underling
who must maneuver behind the scenes. I can't say that Poyer's novels are my
favorite naval literature (James H. Cobb & Douglas Reeman tie for first
place), but I value Poyer's additional perspective, and sometimes I'm just
in the mood for a Lenson novel.
Navy - THE GULF by David Poyer - Part of the Dan Lenson series.
Navy - THE MED by David Poyer - Another Dan Lenson novel.
Navy - THE WINDS OF WAR by Herman Wouk - The Winds Of War and War And
Remembrance are really one gigantic Masterpiece of World War Two Fiction.
The two go together. I've probably read them both about ten times. Or more.
Navy - TOMAHAWK by David Poyer - Dan Lenson prevents WWIII, and gets in
trouble for it!
Navy - WAR AND REMEMBRANCE by Herman Wouk - USA really won WWII at the
carrier battle for Midway. Good perspective on Russia. Good perspective on
what happened to the Jews in Germany during the war. Also a hell of a love
story. A Masterpiece!
Nonfiction - STRICTLY SPEAKING by Edwin Newman - Can a language lesson be a
joy? You bet!
Nonfiction - THE TRUE BELIEVER by Eric Hoffer - Hoffer states the Truth so
beautifully that it is Shibumi. If someone claims to be an intellectual, but
he hasn't read Hoffer . . . "Shut up. Go read Eric Hoffer. Then, we'll
talk." I also say the same thing about THE FOUNTAINHEAD by Ayn Rand. "Shut
up. Go read The Fountainhead. Then, we'll talk."
Nonfiction - THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE by Gay Talese - Some seriously interesting
sexual stuff here.
Nonfiction - TRACY AND HEPBURN by Garson Kanin - Tracy & Hepburn, 'nuff
said.
Nonfiction - WALDEN TWO by B.F. Skinner - I'm salivating, the bell must be
ringing, why can't I hear it?
Robbins - DREAMS DIE FIRST by Harold Robbins - It's 1977, and the hero of
the blockbuster novel is openly bisexual!
Robbins - THE BETSY by Harold Robbins - It's 1971, and I think he broke
major bestseller ground with homosexual characters. We all--every damn human
on the planet--associate danger with "stranger." As things become less
strange, they become less dangerous. We can appreciate the differences in
others if we can become familiar with them.
Sagan - CONTACT - Carl Sagan - The movie is one of my all time
favorites--until the hokey ending. The book isn't, but it's still
straight-up SF, a great rainy-day read, and the ending works a hell of a lot
better in the book.
Segal - LOVE STORY by Erich Segal - Say all the bad things you want to about
this novel, it's as finely crafted as an expensive Swiss watch. It's also
five times better than the movie. BLUES DELUXE is a Purple Haze acid trip
retelling of LOVE STORY.
Sunny Randall - PERISH TWICE by Robert B. Parker - The creator of Spenser
comes up with a female Private Eye tough enough to go the distance
one-on-one with any of Spenser's foes. Parker breaks up natural paragraphs
into three or four tiny paragraphs to make for an "easy read." He also drops
half of his question marks. Each chapter is a bite-sized scene, religiously
witty. OK, OK, Parker is my current writer-hero; damn, I wish I could write
like that guy!
Travis McGee - CINNAMON SKIN by John D. MacDonald - And now we come to that
one and only Travis McGee character. I own all the Matt Helms by Donald
Hamilton. I own all the Spensers by Robert B. Parker. I own damn near all
the books by Louis L'Amour. He's written a couple of clunkers, and his
Western short stories are nothing compared to Dorothy M. Johnson's short
stories--she wrote A Man Called Horse and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance,
both short stories--but most all the novels Louis wrote are great escape.
Oh, yes, I also own all the Travis McGees by John D. MacDonald. No one will
ever accuse Donald Hamilton of being literary, but his Matt Helm novels,
especially his early ones, are terrific escape fiction. And Hamilton has
written at least four westerns that ace anything L'Amour has written--his
Smoky Valley is my favorite western, Period, and his The Big Country is also
a class act, and was made into an epic movie with Gregory Peck, Jean Simmons
and Charlton Heston. There ain't any Cliff Notes on Travis McGee. As soon as
you describe McGee, the description is wrong. But MacDonald has the literary
Aces up his sleeve in any series showdown. No matter how good Parker writes,
how can he be literary, when we all know he'd cut his sentences into two or
three paragraphs if he could figure out a way to get away with it. (And drop
the question marks in the bargain.) CINNAMON is my least favorite Travis
McGee novel, and yet, I think I've read it three times.
Travis McGee - DARKER THAN AMBER by John D. MacDonald - If the first page
doesn't grab you and make you want to read the whole puppy, well, no parlez
vous anglais?
Travis McGee - ONE FEARFUL YELLOW EYE by John D. MacDonald - There have been
several attempts to bring Travis to the big screen, but all of them, so far,
have failed. There have been a couple of Made For TV Movies that were a
complete waste of videotape.
Travis McGee - THE GIRL IN THE PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER by John D. MacDonald -
This is one of my favorite Travis McGees.
Travis McGee - THE GREEN RIPPER by John D. MacDonald - McGee does a Rambo!
Travis McGee - THE QUICK RED FOX by John D. MacDonald - McGee is a lazy
beach bum, enjoying his retirement in installments, until the cash runs low,
then he finds a vic, who is out a small fortune because of theft, he steals
back what the vic lost, and keeps half--sounds fair to me. That is the man's
M.O.
Trevanian - SHIBUMI by Trevanian - In my opinion, a Masterpiece. Also, a
damn fine read.
Trevanian - THE EIGER SANCTION by Trevanian - You've probably seen the Clint
Eastwood movie. The movie is not the greatest, but I find myself watching it
and enjoying it. Ditto, the book. hg47
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson lacked such
confidence in her writing, that she hid it from the world, and didn't let
any of it out. We only got it after she died.
When Jane Austen wrote PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, two hundred years ago, she
created the form and style of the modern novel, that is in use even now! But
apparently critics and readers persuaded her that she had been far too
playful and lively in her writing, because she toned things way down and
made certain that her subsequent novels conformed to the styles of her day.
The thing about writing something the size of a novel: the author probably
has to believe that it is GREAT, MAGNIFICENT, INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT, just to
go on writing, and be able to attack the thing everyday, and Finish It. It
may be a necessary "Writer's Flaw." You know the reputation Hollywood
Directors have for being egotistical. They say Hollywood Writers have even
bigger egos, but the poor slobs never get a chance to demonstrate it, and
have to be geniuses at hiding their egos just to keep their jobs.
Wouldn't it be pretty if we all had just the right size egos? hg47
Mark Twain:
"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a
rightly timed pause."
“Ernest
Hemingway used to find it helpful to intentionally stop in the middle of
a scene; he liked to stop writing—before the juice was up. When he was eager
to go on to the next word—when he knew EXACTLY what he wanted to say and how
he wanted to say it—that's when he'd quit, often right in the middle of a
sentence. With this system, Hemingway seldom had trouble getting started the
following day. He knew where he wanted the story to go next. He would simply
begin the new writing session by finishing what he'd deliberately left
unfinished the session before."
Hemingway's gimmick never worked for me. Once I'm in-the-groove and WRITING,
Nothing can stop me until I'm so exhausted I'm about to Drop! hg47
“It still
seems as if flashbacks would work the best. Now I'll have to, perhaps, make
an outline? of when to put in the flashbacks, etc. But I wonder if having an
outline will stifle my ability to just write from my heart and do what feels
right, rather than following a prearranged outline. I suppose I could always
deviate from a basic plan. I probably should have some structure to go by.”
Outlines are fine. Some writers get so into the outline that that's where
they put all their energy, so that when they get to the First Draft, it's
little more than "translation." Whatever Works For You! When I'm writing a
novel, I have a Default Plot. I have a plot of what I will write about, if I
can't think of anything better. Of course, I always do think of something
better. The Default Outline is sort of a "safety net" like the high-wire act
in the circus uses. If I fall, it will catch me. But I don't really expect
to use it, as is. Every successful writer has a different system, that
works for them, that they preach. hg47
--
But I like forever fiction
females!
What about . . .
THE FORTUNE by Michael Korda
or
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE by Jane Austen
or
CHOOSERS OF THE SLAIN by James H. Cobb
or
AUNTIE MAME by Patrick Dennis
or (this may be stretching things a bit)
TRIO by Aram Saroyan
but since I'm in a Science Fiction frame of mind, I can't not recommend
DUNE by Frank Herbert.
hg47
--
If you like seriously avant-garde David
Lynch movies so twisted and bizarre that you get hypnotically hooked into
the dream, but get more confused every scene, and can't figure out what the
hell is happening until a couple of hours after the movie is over, because
you can't stop thinking about it, and can't shut off the images BLAZING
behind your eyes . . .

. . . check out
MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
hg47
P.S.--It's got tits.
goo-tits
6/3/2005 6:30:23 AM
Just put an ad for the Firefox browser on my web page. Not sure how
smart this is, since the more people use Firefox, the more attractive
the program is going to be as a target for black-hat hackers. But my
experience with Firefox has been positive, so I wanted to share.
When I upgraded my old Dell, running Windows 98 to a new Dell this year,
running Windows XP, one of the first things I did was install Firefox.
The actual first installation was a second hard drive. Then Ghost. I
mostly just use my old Dell now to run Loop Recorder and record songs I
like off my XM Satellite Radio.
I also upgraded MSN dial-up internet connection for Verizon DSL.
On my old Dell I ran GoBack (which saved my ass between 50 and a hundred
times in 3 years) and DRIVE IMAGE for the problems GoBack couldn’t
handle. I have always been something of a Back-Up Nut, backing up my
work in various ways, daily, weekly, and off-site monthly. But I never
had 100%-confidence in bits on discs, so whenever I am writing first
draft important material, like new novels, I always print out the day's
work, no matter how messy.
I strongly recommend that all writers print out their work! Make hard
copies! Paper!
My friend Eugene Borg, who has had more computer experience than I, has
had so many hard discs fail, and so many back up discs fail to work
later, that he has abandoned all back ups! He just assumes that he’s
going to lose work, and has resigned himself to it. I could never
understand his attitude, until I lost 3-1/2 months of work myself. I was
not writing anything particularly important during the time period, so
the event was not a TOTAL DISASTER, but it was an intensely frustrating
experience that triggered the purchase of a new computer.
The short version of the story is: my computer would become unstable and
dysfunctional, I would use GoBack or Drive Image to get a former version
of my hard drive that tested OK and functioned well, I would put my
back-up documents back on the hard drive, and everything would be fine
until I would try to open a back-up copy of my work, then Word would
crash, and fail to work properly after rebooting. Maybe there was some
simple trick that could have recovered my work, but I never found the
trick, and eventually I just had to write off the experience. “I just
can’t spend any more time on this!”
And so I repeat for all writers: print out your work! Worst case
scenario: you can always scan your pages back into a computer.
IE was my only browser on my Windows 98 old Dell. When I am browsing the
Internet, I’m after information, I just need words and pictures. So I
had a custom security setting on IE with all the Active-X and Java and
all that crap shut off. Then when I wanted to buy something, I would
temporarily enter the site as a “Trusted Site” in my security settings,
with just enough advanced stuff turned on to make credit card purchases.
SpyBot kept most of the spyware off my system, and Zone Alarm kept the
viruses away.
My Windows XP Dell has custom settings for IE set by Dell, and as soon
as I tried to change them I got into trouble. Windows uses IE
internally. When I shut off Active-X and Java in IE, I couldn’t even
open my anti-virus program to view settings or make changes.
But I like DSL. Pages load & downloads happen 25-times faster than my
MSN dial-up modem, which never ran faster than 48K and often ran at 36K.
Verizon DSL tech service has been great, I was only off the Internet for
48-hours one weekend, and the total length for the service call Monday,
including time on hold was 26-minutes. This beats the hell out of
Verizon’s normal phone tech service. Southern California rains knocked
out my phone service for two weeks. First their technical service
GUARANTEED phone service restoration within three days. Bzzzzzzzzt!
When I downloaded Firefox, I got another speed increase: double! Pages
load 50-times faster than before.
With Firefox, you get a stripped-down Spartan speed browser, that as you
browse, prompts you (unobtrusively in a low level window at the bottom
of the page that automatically goes away after a few moments) to add
plug ins that the page requires to get the “full experience.” The point
is that Firefox will give you more bells and whistles than you can
handle, if you want them, but won’t give you anything you don’t
explicitly ask for.
Then I took the basic Firefox browser, and shut off Java and JavaScript.
“Just the facts, Ma’am.”
I also like tabbed-browsing. When I’m on a page that has several links I
want to check out, it’s more convenient for me to load each link in a
separate window, than to keep going back and forth to the source page.
Firefox puts those extra pages on tabs at the top of the browser, which
is easier to deal with and better organized than if they were located on
the Windows taskbar.
Also, I have to say that Windows XP seems to be a considerable
improvement over Windows 98. Far more stable, fewer crashes, what
crashes occur seem restricted to programs or parts of programs that
apparently leave the rest of the system unaffected. I have 1gig of
memory, and I seem to be able to open as many windows as I want without
problems. I have had 30 windows open at once with no adverse effects. My
Windows 98 usually crashed & burned at around 10 or 12 open windows.
So,
Area 47 recommends Firefox
Area 47 recommends Verizon DSL
Area 47 recommends a Dell Windows XP system with 1G memory. hg47
6/1/2005 11:24:17 AM
So what technically would be required, to create a web page that looped?
(By this, I mean a page crafted so that by scrolling down—or hitting the
“Page Down” button repeatedly—one eventually arrives back at the top.)
I’m an HTML-Newbie, so please cut me some slack if I get the details
slightly wrong. But, initially, the browser would have to be directed to
load two copies of the HTML code, displayed one right after the other,
without the “Page Delineating” code which marks top and end of page—I
assume “End of page” is “</html>” and “Start of Page” is “<html”—so the
browser would smoothly scroll from the end of copy-1 to the beginning of
copy-2. Further, the moment the browser scrolls into copy-2, a copy-3
would have to be created spliced to the end of copy-2, etc.
That doesn’t sound too outlandishly difficult, does it? Somebody must be
doing it already, don’t you think?
hg47
5/26/2005 9:55:33 AM
Is there a web page
format that loops? So that as you scroll down text and down and down,
it eventually reaches the beginning again?
Why isn’t there? I mean,
it would save you having to push the “Home” button or click on the “Top
of Page” link. I know we’re not supposed to confuse our gentle surfers,
but wouldn’t it be cool to scroll down and scroll down and scroll down,
while reading, and just suddenly be back up at the top again? Am I
going to have to write that piece of software myself?
You’re probably wondering
why the R. Buckminster Fuller quote just shoots off far right, out of
bounds, in a super-difficult-to-read format. I’m trying to test the
limits of my software. How wild and crazy can I get before FrontPage
says, “Sorry, please enter a value between 1 and 999,” or some such
nonsense. hg47
Howl Ya Feelin'?
Can canines smell
cancer? No one knows for sure, but California gynecologist Robert Gordon
is conducting clinical trials to determine whether dogs can distinguish
between
urine specimens from cancer patients and those from healthy
people. And in September, an article published in the British Medical
Journal reported that six trained pooches identified urine samples
taken from cancer patients with 41 percent accuracy. Questions abound
about the research methods employed, and some say a double-blind study
is needed. But Gordon has faith that dogs can sniff out early signs of
human cancer through the disease's odor signatures. "Some people are
trying to develop electronic noses -- machines that can sniff and make
diagnoses. But no one has improved upon the dog's ability to smell."
-- Jenny McKeel
à
If dogs can smell FEAR,
why can’t they smell SICK? hg47
5/20/2005
1:04:04 PM
Hi, Harv. Most search engines
want you to pay for you to list with them, so if you want to be listed
with many search engines in as fast and efficient manner possible, you
would use a service such as this which charges you $50:
http://www.wpromote.com/ses/index.php
You can also go to Google and
type in "search engine submissions" which will give you 1.6 million hits
of other companies that do this for you and/or basic tips such as this
web site:
http://searchenginewatch.com/webmasters/
I did mine from the cheap
seats and just submitted my web page to AltaVista, since that submission
was free:
http://www.altavista.com/web/webmaster
http://www.altavista.com/addurl/
Here's the link to add your
web site to google for free:
http://www.google.com/addurl/?continue=/addurl
In addition, webbots will
eventually find your web site and add it to basic search engines, but
that can take several months.
--Eugene
From:
Harv Griffin
Sent: Thursday, May 19, 2005 12:12 PM
To: Eugene Borg
Subject: 4 emails from my friend Eugene in my INBOX
What's the
trick to submitting a site to search engines?
Curious in
Temecula,
Harv
LAUREN BACALL
by hg47
It started with a jar of
mayonnaise. I can’t remember which brand: if it’s important, I can go
to the refrigerator and look. But that’s what got me into trouble. A
damned jar of mayonnaise.
Laurie is the new girl at work,
and she told me during our first shared lunch together: “I like
beaches. My fantasy is to be making love on the beach with my secret
lover during a thunderstorm with crashing breakers all over us. Hot,
huh?”
“Hot, Miss Bacall!” I agreed.
I call her Lauren Bacall, because
we get these Temps in here for a few days or a week, and I can never
remember new names. But there is nothing Temporary about Lauren Bacall.
I know Lauren Bacall’s sexual
fantasy, because I first told her mine.
We work for Blue Code Printing in
Santa Ana, California. Laurie is the new Receptionist. I’m the old
Plant Superintendent. Laurie is the new girl at work is a sexist
phrase, because Laurie has two children of her own, a cute boy and sweet
woman, 11 and 14, respectively. My ex–ladyfriend, a supersexy Jewish
female–supremacist, informed me that human females may be termed girl
up to, but not including, their thirteenth year of age (despite
differences in sexual politics, our live–in relationship was doing fine
until I told her I loved her and asked her to marry me). I’m the old
Plant Superintendent is not a phrase indicative of my age, but a
reference to the decade and a half that I have worked for Blue Code, and
my Stone Age chauvinist tendencies that see our new receptionist as a
girl when her own daughter is a woman.
Anyway, so there we were at
lunch. Lauren Bacall was silently adding mayonnaise to her Ham & Swiss,
and I was silently thinking about Richard Brautigan, trying to think of
something to say, because, let’s facelift it, if you were having a
private lunch with Lauren Bacall, you’d try your damnedest to make with
the conversation too. Will she think I’m showing off my literary
prowess, if I relate the story of Brautigan’s vaunted life’s ambition to
end a novel with mayonnaise? Perhaps Miss Bacall does not even know who
Brautigan was. (Notice my chauvinism in action here: I have renamed a
married woman my age, and I see her as a famous twenty–year–old single
movie star.) So I remained silent, and Lauren Bacall continued to fix
up her Ham & Swiss. She smiled at me and took a Big Bite. My eyes
drifted to the jar of mayonnaise, and my thoughts strayed, in search of
something to say; I could see the dab of white on the knife, and somehow
I was reminded of yogurt and my ex–ex–ex–girlfriend (there is no truth
whatsoever to the rumor that I have problems with intimate
relationships). My ex–ex–ex used to Ph–Balance her vagina by
spoon–feeding it Plain Jerseymaid Yogurt.
“What?” Lauren Bacall asked me.
Obviously I must have smiled,
thinking about yogurt, something must have happened on my face. I made
a long reach and picked up the jar of mayonnaise, and fondled the
topless jar for a moment. But I couldn’t very well tell Lauren Bacall
about vaginas and yogurt. Not precisely out of respect for an ex–ex–ex
lover. Not exactly due to any subconscious clues that perhaps
introductory talk on voracious vaginas might prove to be an inexpedient
ice breaker. What stopped me was my life’s ambition to tell a sexual
fantasy that ended in mayonnaise.
“Stallone! What? What were you
thinking? Tell me.” Lauren Bacall gave me The Look. “I bet you were
thinking about sex.”
It got a laugh out of me. Well,
half a laugh. A laughlet. She calls me Stallone because I call her
Bacall, and because it’s so hot out on the shop floor that I often
unbutton my shirt nearly all the way to my belt.
“You’re right,” I admitted to
her. I put down the mayonnaise. “I was thinking about my favorite
sexual fantasy and the woman of my dreams. She’s beautiful and brunette
and . . .” {here I inserted a Polaroid snapshot description of Laurie}
“. . . and she’s standing naked on a pedestal . . .”
One of Lauren Bacall’s eyebrows
did a Spock.
“. . . but then she loses her
balance, and she falls backward and does three-quarters of a turn and
then does a belly-flop in a big pool of mayonnaise. She splashes
mayonnaise all over me! Then she stands up, just covered with
mayonnaise, and she’s beckoning to me with her finger.
So I take a
running jump into the mayonnaise. Belly Flop!”
Lauren Bacall started laughing
hysterically, so loudly that co-workers came around the corner to the
conference room where we were eating our late lunch to find out what was
going on. But Lauren Bacall is one classy lady, and she refused to
explain; she did not divulge my intimate sexual secrets.
After our co-workers had gone
back to co-work, Lauren Bacall told me her sexual fantasy. “I like
beaches. My fantasy is to be making love on the beach with my secret
lover during a thunderstorm with crashing breakers all over us.” {Here,
she inserted a Polaroid snapshot table-talk of her secret lover, who
trouble-makingly resembles Yours Naughtily.) “Hot, huh?”
“Hot, Miss Bacall!”
“Please pass the mayonnaise.”
harv griffin
hg47@a47.info
Micro-Bio/Book
Recommendation:
“Have you known
Lord Emsworth long?” asked Eve.
“I met him for the
first time the day I met you.”
“Good gracious!”
Eve stared. “And he invited you to the castle?”
Psmith smoothed
his waistcoat.
“Strange, I
agree. One can only account for it, can one not, by supposing that I radiate
some extraordinary attraction. Have you noticed it?”
“No!”
“No?” said Psmith,
surprised. “Ah, well,” he went on tolerantly, “no doubt it will flash upon
you quite unexpectedly sooner or later. Like a thunderbolt or something.”
“I think you’re
terribly conceited.”
“Not at all,” said
Psmith. “Conceited? No, no. Success has not spoiled me.”
“Have you had any
success?”
“None whatever.”
—LEAVE IT TO PSMITH by
P.G. Wodehouse
5/16/2005 9:11:54 AM
Seth
Godin:
“The words that are used in
any debate are at the heart of the story we tell ourselves.
”One side often tries to rely on facts, on the truth,
on what's right. The other side tells a story that fits our
worldview. Who wins?
”The storytellers will win every time.
”Try for a moment to divorce the way you feel about this issue
(personally, I'm sort of ambivalent) and take a look at the tactics.
They are precisely the tactics that a wi-fi router manufacturer needs to
use, or someone searching for a job.
”Yes, it feels Orwellian. It doesn't seem fair that it's not just
good enough to be correct or qualified or the best value. That's not
even close to what it takes to succeed in today's marketplace of ideas.
Instead, you must frame your message in a way that gives people a story
that matches their worldview.
”I heard
a spokesperson for the governor of Missouri on the radio today.
She was supporting the governor's claim that eliminating Medicaid in
Missouri was a moral, socially acceptable act of generosity. She
explained how unfair it was for taxpayers to subsidize health care for
the poor, and that in fact, eliminating health care for the poor might
be quite positive because it would encourage people to go out and get a
job. She did this in a calm and reasonable manner, and you could hear
the foundation being built. After all, how can you be against people
going out and getting a job? How can you be against people keeping their
own money... If this story fits your worldview, I'm sure it sounds
reasonable and believable. If it doesn't, the story won't persuade you.
That's the way marketing works--you don't persuade people with your
story, you just give people who already agree with you the tools they
need to persuade their friends.”
I like reading
Seth. His
thoughts throw off sparks. Maybe this particular bit resonated with me
because I’m looking for a new job. Thinking about job interviews, I
guess. My take on persuasion is a little skewed. It’s not clear to me
that much persuasion happens on the rational, intellectual, level of
thought. Seems to me that irrational, emotional, and unconscious
factors strongly influence. I go along with Seth’s last point of
friends who agree with you using your cool tools to tilt their friends.
Personally, I’m in favor
of the End Run, when it comes to Job Hunting. I like the PARACHUTE
advice.
Small companies.
You go to where you want
to work, the hell with whether any jobs are posted there.
Networking – friends of
friends for introductions.
But as for selling myself
in a job interview? Sure, I’ll show up prepped with the usual tools,
but how much is my pitch going to matter? There are some strong stats
that hiring-interviews are essentially worthless when it comes to
choosing the best employee. My favorite is from the UK Financial Times
Career Guide 1989:
Standard of Reference =
Choosing employee to hire randomly; dice, names drawn out of a hat,
whatever
3% better results obtained
by full-tilt boogie hiring interview by someone who would not be working
with the successful candidate
2% worse results obtained
by someone who would be working with the successful candidate
10% worse results obtained by
professional personnel experts! (Note to Big Business: For the
next round of downsizing, replace entire Personnel Department with Vegas
Dice, saving money and hiring better people in the bargain!)
I’ve never been the hiring
dude, but I’ve frequently been the go-to guy who ultimately decides who
gets kept and promoted, and who gets dumped. I’m with Eric Hoffer: I
can’t tell the good workers from the bad workers by talking with them; I
have to work with them for awhile.
My “References” will sell
me better than I could sell myself, anyway. Wait—isn’t that just about
what Seth said in his last line? hg47
Hi, Harv. Here is a story you might enjoy. -Eugene Borg
THE CURTAIN RODS
She spent the first day packing her
belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had
the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down
for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,
put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a
jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each
and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar
into the hollow of the curtain rods, cleaned-up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new
girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house
began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the
place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam
cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought
in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few
days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool
carpeting.
Nothing worked. People stopped coming over
to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut
their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local Realtors refused to return
their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the
bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how
things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She
listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and
would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the
smell was, he agreed on price that was about a tenth of what the house
had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend
stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take
to their new home, including the curtain rods.
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
--
Greetings, beloved family and
friends. Here is a "letter to Tide" sent to me by
my friend Yvonne Whited. Enjoy. -Eugene
Borg
Dear Tide:
I am writing to
say what a wonderful product you have.
I've used it all
through my married life, as my Mom always told
me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties,
I find it even better!
In fact, about a
month ago, I spilled some red
wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate
and uncaring husband started to
berate me about how clumsy I
was, and generally started becoming a
pain in the neck. One thing
led to another and somehow I ended up with
a lot of his blood on my white
blouse!
I grabbed my bottle
of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so
well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests
on my blouse were negative and
then my attorney called and said that I would
no longer be considered a
suspect in the disappearance of
my husband.
What a relief!
Going through menopause is bad
enough without being a murder suspect!
I thank you, once
again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I
have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
5/14/2005 12:16:33 PM
A47: A mess in search of
order. Hubristic themes waving their huckster arms wildly, hoping to grasp
something concrete and workable to find and touch gently another like mind.
I know 2 external things about personal web sites. They don’t make money.
They might be good for Networking. Sure, they all always amuse the onanist.
I’m not trying to bait other webmasters here, but the point is to achieve a
kind of social-intercourse, right? Get some feedback? If not spew, at
least spit against the wind of technology! Defy the consensual
hallucination of Reality in subtle enough ways that don’t bring the Black
Vans up to my front door.
A47 is not yet ready for
visitors. The address has not been submitted to any search engines.
I have a few ideas I am trying
to implement. I want to go WIDE! I want an Index Home Page with so much
SHIT on it that it’s an eye-ball feast for a junkyard dog. That’s you,
grrrl! And you, haqr! I want goodies hidden like DVD Easter Eggs. But I
also want a navigation scheme so the clueless don’t actually hurt
themselves. I want to surprise, occasionally shock, frequently amuse, and
infect the networks with my viral memes.
Can’t do that from the platform
of generic templates.
HTML ain’t typesetting, Dudette.
Each different browser chomps up my Beauty, and vomits her up there on the
CRT, or shits her out down on the LCD. Seems like every time I try
something new with computers, I get about 10% of what I’m trying to cram
into 100011010000101101001111010010101.
I know, I know, that’s why
we’ve got templates! Empirical examples of functional designs. Another
word for that is BORING!
That’s probably about as much
of a Mission Statement as you’re likely to get out of me.
hg47
P.S. -- Almost forgot, the
exit! Here it is, on Networking!

--
Nothing is beautiful unless it is shared. hg47
5/10/2005 11:32:39 AM
02:00 AM May. 10, 2005 PT It seems counterintuitive, but a
Maryland dermatologist says a 58-year-old woman is not entirely off the mark
for
applying vaginal cream on her face. Vicki Mackarvic said on the
Oprah talk show that she started using Premarin cream after a doctor
suggested it would help fight dry skin. While the estrogen in the cream
irritates the skin, dermatologist Dr. Terry Hoffman said studies indicate
vaginal cream can improve skin thickness and reduce wrinkles. Still, Hoffman
said there are more sensible ways to care for the skin, and cautioned
against using Premarin around the eyes. "Personally, if something is meant
for my 'hu-ha,' I don't think I'm going to put it on my eyes."
-- Jenny McKeel
They used to tell
me Preparation H would clear up my acne. But somehow I could never make the
final hand motion to put that stuff on my face. How about cinnamon as a
mosquito repellant? Hey, “nontraditional uses” is a key growth area for new
discovery. Some of us cheapskates living in the paint-blistering HOT desert
use fans to blow air in one room and out another during the morning before
AC becomes mandatory as the day heats up. Counter-intuitively, the air in
the attic heats up slower than the air outside in the open. By sucking in
cooler air from the attic, during the mornings, some fellow cheapos like me
save a buck a summer day on their electric bills. And I won’t tell which
ex-girlfriend used to ph-balance her vagina by spoon-feeding it plain
yogurt.
hg47
5/1/2005 5:49:52 AM
Nothing is beautiful unless it is
shared. I had this whole riff I wanted to write, but MJ says it so good,
I’ll just shut up now. hg47

christmas night
Miyuki
Jane Pinckard
last night driving the cold clear stars were above me. The moon was a
silver crescent, so beautiful i wanted to call someone to share, but i
passed into the mountains and under a blanket of mobile blackout. i stopped
the car and got out. i could see my breath and the beautiful city laid out
before me at my feet. the phone sat in my hand searching for signal, and i
felt suddenly as if strings had been cut.
i slipped the phone back into my pocket and slid back into the warm car.
i had champagne in the trunk and chocolates in the passenger seat, and it
was time to go meet people warm alive and in the flesh.
and i thought, how wonderful it feels to have the stars and the moon and
somewhere to go and someone to welcome me when i get there.
thank you.
http://www.umamitsunami.com/archives/2003_12.html
(First I was outsourced, then I
was out-shared.)
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As late as Monday, prosecutor Ron Zonen assured jurors Ms Rowe would
describe giving "a highly scripted interview" and that her incentive for
doing so was access to her children, Prince Michael, eight, and Paris,
seven. Jackson's lawyers were worried enough to try to have her testimony
disqualified before it started.
When Ms Rowe appeared on Wednesday, however, she described Jackson as a
friend, a great father and a "brilliant" companion to children. She said
unequivocally that her interview for the video was unscripted and uncoerced.
Jurors will now find it harder to believe anything the prosecution tells
them - which has to be excellent news for Jackson and his team.
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/story.jsp?story=634665

Now my problem with the Michael Jackson trial is that I
don’t believe ANYBODY involved. I don’t believe the prosecutors—they’re
probably out to get him for something else. I don’t believe Michael, he’s
too weird not to have a few skeletons in his playroom. I don’t believe the
witnesses—it seems like the push/pull of Power Lies in a PR War. And has
the judge been bought off?
The real question I want to know is this: who molested
Michael when he was a little Boy? Which brother? Or was it
Poppa? hg47
P.S. -- Little
known fact: While in San Diego in July 1989, Dan Quayle called Michael
Jackson and congratulated him on the 20th anniversary of his moonwalk.
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