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SECTION 97: RECYCLE BIN

 

Other websites have ARCHIVES.

But until I get my act together,

All I've got is a Recycle Bin.

This is not "Trash,"

But rather items pulled off the Home Page

Which have not yet been Organized.

 

 

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U.S. seen vulnerable to space 'pulse' attack

By Bill Gertz
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
November 22, 2005

 

The United States is highly vulnerable to attack from electronic pulses caused by a nuclear blast in space, according to a new book on threats to U.S. security.
    A single nuclear weapon carried by a ballistic missile and detonated a few hundred miles over the United States would cause "catastrophe for the nation" by damaging electricity-based networks and infrastructure, including computers and telecommunications, according to "War Footing: 10 Steps America Must Take to Prevail in the War for the Free World."
    "This is the single most serious national-security challenge and certainly the least known," said Frank J. Gaffney Jr. of the Center for Security Policy, a former Pentagon official and lead author of the book, which includes contributions by 34 security and intelligence specialists.
    An electromagnetic-pulse (EMP) attack uses X-rays and gamma rays produced in a nuclear blast in three separate waves of pulses, each with more damaging effects, and would take months or years to repair, the book states. The damage to unshielded electronics would be irreversible.
    The EMP danger was highlighted recently by a special congressional commission that has received little public attention and is considered a unique way for rogue states such as North Korea and Iran, or other enemies such as al Qaeda, to use nuclear weapons in the future.

    Al Qaeda is known to be seeking nuclear weapons, according to documents uncovered at the terrorist group's facilities in Afghanistan.
    The group could use a freighter equipped with a short-range ballistic missile to fire a nuclear missile over the United States, the book said, noting that North Korea sells its own version of the Scud for around $100,000.
    North Korea, in recent nuclear talks in Beijing, threatened to export its nuclear weapons, and Iran already has tested a Scud-missile launch from a ship.
    An EMP attack would damage the national power grid, unprotected computers and all devices containing microchips, from medical instruments to military communications, and knock out electronic systems in cars, airplanes and those used in banking and finance and emergency services.

    "An EMP attack potentially represents a high-tech means for terrorists to kill millions of Americans the old-fashioned way, through starvation and disease," the book said.
    "Although the direct physical effects of EMP are harmless to people, a well-designed and well-executed EMP attack could kill indirectly far more Americans than a nuclear weapon detonated in our most populous city."
    North Korea has been learning about EMP weapons from Russia, which is believed to have worked on EMPs for decades. China is also working on EMP arms, according to a recent Pentagon report.
    The book calls for taking 10 actions to protect the free world from an array of 21st-century threats, including hardening U.S. infrastructures against an EMP attack and countering Islamist fascism through ideological counterproposals.     washtimes.com


 Researcher challenges movies unscientific aliens

Is there life on other planets? And if so, are they the little green men of science fiction?
Professor Ian Stewart from the University of Warwick thinks there is life on other planets and while it could be little and green, it’s highly unlikely to be anything we would recognise as men. Despite our fascination with science fiction it seems our imagination rarely extends beyond pointed ears and different coloured skin when we picture alien races. Now an exhibition at London’s Science Museum addresses just what alien life might look like when it develops on planets with different physical and chemical properties to our own.

Apply scientific principles and alien life might be very alien indeed. As a scientist who is also a science fiction writer, Professor Stewart was one of the early advisors to the Exhibition and is uniquely positioned to comment on what alien life could really be like!

Professor Stewart argues that popular culture fails miserably to give us anything approaching a scientifically sound idea of what an alien could look like. Many authors and film-makers simply rely on making their aliens in our humanoid image such as Star Trek's Mr Spock or Klingons. Even when a bit more imagination is used science is ignored in favour of simply reproducing the cosyily familiar such as the teddy bear like Ewoks in the film Return of the Jedi, or the remarkable resemblance of ET to the size and behavior patterns of a human toddler.

When they are not being cuddly The aliens on our TV and film screens have become a "quasi-scientific stand-in" for ghosts, ghouls and fairies, or modern-day bogeymen or drawing on our phobias of real and mythical animals like spiders, snakes and dragons.

The most famous unscientific dragon shaped alien comes from the Alien series which has an unlikely life cycle which faces a number of serious scientific problems as Professor Stewart says:

"The dragonesque alien queen lays her eggs, which are apparently about the size of a football, in the open where they apparently wait for thousands of years for a spaceship to land near them. When it does, any that have survived hungry egg-eaters for all that time hatch out. They have the immediate ability to invade terrestrial mammalian hosts and live inside them, where the nutrients are just right for them. How did they become able to avoid our tissue-recognition immune system? Or how to design just the right local anaesthetic so that the host doesn't know he's got an object the size of his heart - extra - in his chest? Are they turned to people, in fact, or are they general-purpose parasites - a concept that would make any parasite specialist scream?"

Professor Stewart argues that "We've got to get away from all those comfortable ideas that aliens will be just like us, except for a few minor differences that don't challenge our imagination. - real aliens will be very alien indeed."

The truly alien may inhabit planets utterly different from earth. Many different habitats can theoretically support life, not just a water and oxygen based planet. Anywhere that physical matter exists and there is an energy source could lead to the development of something of sufficient complexity that we would categorise it as "life".

Even on earthlike planets life could be very different - The development of spines and skeletons is, he says, an evolutionary accident that could well be unique to Earth. "If you ran Planet Earth again, the chances are you wouldn't get vertebrates. You wouldn't get creatures with a jointed spine."

Source: University of Warwick


 

Study: Disaster unless fossil fuel use cut

Space and Earth science | November 02, 2005

Livermore National Laboratory scientists warn if fossil fuel use is not significantly reduced in the next few centuries, the polar ice caps will melt.

The scientists used a climate-carbon cycle model to look at global climate and carbon cycle changes. They determined the Earth's sea levels will rise by 23 feet and temperatures will soar by 14.5 degrees Fahrenheit by the year 2300 if we continue to use the planet's available fossil fuels.

The jump in temperature would have alarming consequences, said lead author Govindasamy Bala of the laboratory's Energy and Environment Directorate.

In the polar regions alone, the temperature would spike at nearly 70F, forcing the land in the region to change from ice and tundra to boreal forests.

As for global warming skeptics, Bala said the proof is already evident. He pointed to the 2003 European heat wave, and the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season as examples of extreme climate change.

"We definitely know we are going to warm over the next 300 years," he said. "In reality, (it) may be worse off than we predict."

Copyright 2005 by United Press International

http://www.physorg.com/news7786.html


Spy camera lets stores know customers' age, gender

Customers stopping to gaze at the store window may soon be less anonymous than they think -- the store will instantly know their age and gender.

Japanese bikemaker Yamaha Motor has unveiled a camera system that recognizes if a person is a man or woman and puts them into one of five age groups.

Yamaha designed the system by building up a computer database of 10,000 people's faces.

It said the system gets it right on gender 88 percent of the time -- about the same accuracy rate as the human eye -- and 77 percent of the time for age.

http://www.physorg.com/news7784.html


Remote Control Device 'Controls' Humans
Oct 27 9:08 PM US/Eastern

ATSUGI, Japan
 

We wield remote controls to turn things on and off, make them advance, make them halt. Ground-bound pilots use remotes to fly drone airplanes, soldiers to maneuver battlefield robots.

But manipulating humans?

Prepare to be remotely controlled. I was.

Just imagine being rendered the rough equivalent of a radio-controlled toy car.

Nippon Telegraph & Telephone Corp., Japans top telephone company, says it is developing the technology to perhaps make video games more realistic. But more sinister applications also come to mind.

I can envision it being added to militaries' arsenals of so-called "non-lethal" weapons.

A special headset was placed on my cranium by my hosts during a recent demonstration at an NTT research center. It sent a very low voltage electric current from the back of my ears through my head _ either from left to right or right to left, depending on which way the joystick on a remote-control was moved.

I found the experience unnerving and exhausting: I sought to step straight ahead but kept careening from side to side. Those alternating currents literally threw me off.

The technology is called galvanic vestibular stimulation _ essentially, electricity messes with the delicate nerves inside the ear that help maintain balance.

I felt a mysterious, irresistible urge to start walking to the right whenever the researcher turned the switch to the right. I was convinced _ mistakenly _ that this was the only way to maintain my balance.

The phenomenon is painless but dramatic. Your feet start to move before you know it. I could even remote-control myself by taking the switch into my own hands.

There's no proven-beyond-a-doubt explanation yet as to why people start veering when electricity hits their ear. But NTT researchers say they were able to make a person walk along a route in the shape of a giant pretzel using this technique.

More at this LINK.


http://battellemedia.com/archives/001954.php 

October 21, 2005

$94, er, $106 Billion

That's a very large market cap. Today is a quiet posting day, for various reasons, but I did find the time to step into a CNBC studio and mull why Google seems to be pulling away from everyone else in search related earnings. My really, brilliant, over the top observation? Google is the leader in search. Since it has more searches than anyone else....it has more earnings. It also seems to be better at monetizing its searches, though exactly how is anyone's guess...

Also, notably, Google is pulling in more and more searches on its own google.com site, which of course are the most profitable kind of searches there are. No pesky publishers to whom you must pay TAC. Just pure marginy goodness. Now do you understand why they are pushing the Toolbar?! (Besides that long term idea of knowing loads about you so they can personalize search, of course...)

A few tidbits from the earnings worth mentioning, many from Comscore data that Street analysts are quoting:

Average revenue per search (yes, any kind of search, not just paid): 12 cents. It was around a dime in late 04.
Avg. revenue per searcher: $7
Avg. revenue per sponsored click: 62 cents.
Estimated profits for Google in 06: Roughly $4 billion (Bear Stearns) (which is about the same as their forecasted annual revenues this year, FWIW)
Revenue growth of Google year to year: 96%
Of Yahoo: 42%
Estimated revenue growth for next year for Google (Bear): 61%
For the average of eBay, Yahoo, and Amazon: 29%
Price target for GOOG (Piper): $445
Number of shares Battelle owns (For all of you who keep asking): 0
Also: Number of employees added in the past year: Nearly 2000
Amount spent on capex, 05 (estimate): $800 million
Amount MSFT is estimated to spend: $810 million

Hummmm....


Researcher says drug plus chemotherapy might be a potential breast-cancer 'cure'

Study results of more than 8,000 women worldwide who took the breast-cancer drug Herceptin are "simply stunning" and suggest the treatment is a potential cure for the disease, according to an editorial published today in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Treatment must change today so that all patients who would benefit from the drug, also known as trastuzumab, can receive it, according to the editorial written by Gabriel Hortobagyi, director of the Breast Cancer Research Program at the M. D. Anderson Cancer Center of the University of Texas.  LINK


Hi, Harv. Here is a true story I received I think you might enjoy. 

--Eugene Borg

-----Original Message-----

Subject: FW: THE WASH CLOTH

(There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up
over this!)

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist
later in the week.  Early one morning, I received a
call from the doctor's office to tell me there was a
cancellation and the 9:30am appointment was available.  I took it.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and
school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when
I was called in.  Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure
you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other such glamorous place a million
miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and
went home. The rest of the day was normal... some
shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.

After school when my six year old daughter was
playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy,
where's my washcloth?"  I told her to get another one
from the cupboard.

She replied, "No!!!".

( Now wait for it......., this is too funny not to be
true!!!)

She yelled, " I need the one that was here by the
sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."


http://www.physorg.com/news7185.html

Since the climax of the last ice age, global average sea level has risen by about 400 feet, primarily due to melting of large inland ice sheets and thermal expansion of the global body of ocean water, researchers said.


Wednesday, October 12, 2005

In fact IT managers appear highly motivated with more than half (55 per cent) saying they can't wait to begin the working week and only 18 per cent admitting to suffering the 'Monday morning blues'.

Link 

 

 

10/4/2005

"Think The Same Thoughts As The Most
Effective, Successful & Happy People, And
You'll Get Exactly The Same Results In Your Life."

Imagine being able to:

  • Hit your ideal weight and stay there forever without feeling miserable
  • Exercise like a maniac and LOVE it
  • Be free of depression no matter how severe or how long you've suffered
  • Explode your personal sales and fall in love with prospecting
  • Get rid of your panic attacks and stop obsessive behaviors
  • Live every single day with passion and purpose no matter what your age
  • Have more money than you could ever need.
  • Quit bad habits for good - and not miss them one little bit
  • Become a goal achieving machine
  • Feel great about who you are, happy to be you

Think seriously about this...

Anxiety and fear strips away courage and makes great performances impossible. 
Doubt
makes even the best decisions feel difficult and causes procrastination. 
Anger
rips your focus away from your goals. 
Frustration
can only serve to make you quit. 
Guilt
makes it impossible to enjoy any successes you achieve. 
Jealousy
and envy create dishonesty, hate and corruption.

Your thoughts and emotions are the only things that can truly stop you.

Likewise, the only things that can help you to do, be and have anything you want in life are also your thoughts and emotions.

Here are the 11 Positive Mental Patterns installed by each Think Right Now! Accelerated Success Conditioning Program:

1)  The Self-Image of a Success
Each Think Right Now! audio conditions you to believe that you already are that person you are aiming to be... a person who has all the qualities needed to be, do and have what you want.  Your self image is the strongest (or weakest) aspect about you.  It dictates how well or poorly you do at everything. 
I am a great salesperson.  I'm a goal achieving machine.  Smoking is for losers.

2)  Knowing Your Purpose - The Big "Why"
Knowing "What's in it for me" is critical to getting and staying inspired to do your best.  Each title acts to re-direct your moment-by-moment mental focus so that your purpose for going after your goal (or your purpose in life) is in front of you always.  So you'll never again lose sight of why you're going after your goal (or why you are here on Earth). 

3)  Imagining/Visualizing Each Successful Step
Your brain is constantly "serving up" images, sounds and feelings to your conscious mind.  To give you a great track to run on, every audio helps you become more able to vividly imagine the actions and feelings of success before it even happens in the physical world.  It will then feel more natural to take the right actions, say the right words and feel how you want to feel in each present moment.

4)  Constant Focus On The Benefits Of Reaching Your Goal
When you stay focused on (think regularly/constantly about) why you want to reach a predetermined outcome, you will stay motivated to achieve specific outcomes for weeks, months, years and decades.  So each Think Right Now! audio aggressively commands you to constantly focus your attention on the benefits of reaching for and attaining your objective in order to create remarkable determination.

5)  Belief In Your Ability
Confidence can create courage and increase determination.  So every Think Right Now! audio program works to help transform you into a person who is exploding with confidence (concerning the audio's subject) that you can do whatever it takes to reach your objective.

6)  Taking Appropriate Action
Nothing works without action.  Follow-through.  So all Think Right Now! audios are stuffed with statements that shape your thoughts and unconscious mental "anchors" so that, concerning each audio's subject, you become a person hell bent on taking productive action.  If there's a job to do, a decision to make or an obstacle to overcome, you're right there.

7)  Finding Joy In Goal Related Actions
When you enjoy what you are doing, you'll want to do it more and you'll do it better.  So each Success Conditioning program molds you into a person who is always looking for and easily finds whatever is (or could be) enjoyable about the decisions and tasks related to your specific goal.  Succeeding and feeling great should now be a whole lot easier.

8)  Finding Lessons In Goal Achieving Actions, Failures & Successes
The best in every field, in every sport and in every area of life learn more from each mistake (and each success) than everyone else.  They have an appetite for learning how to do things better, faster, easier.  And because of it, they grow quickly, developing mastery FAST.  That is why each Think Right Now! audio reshapes your attitude so that you absolutely love learning the things necessary to reach your outcome.  And when you do, you will reach your outcome faster and more permanently.

9)  Seeing Problems, Mistakes, Setbacks and Delays As Inevitable
Our study of top performers and happy people everywhere revealed that they embrace the inevitable pitfalls of life and of goal achievement.  No fear.  No overreaction.  It's because they are able to shrink them down in their minds to appear small and easy.  They plan for them ahead of time.  This skill will assist you in achieving success at everything you do and in having peace of mind.  So every title works to alter what problems, mistakes and setbacks mean to you. Each audio helps you to mentally shrink them and make them more manageable. All the titles individually force you to see challenges as inevitable - as just a necessary part of your journey to success.

10)  Knowing/Appreciating What You Receive From Success
The most effective people alive have a way of squeezing out the maximum amount of joy from each moment.  When it comes to their accomplishments, that is doubly so.  They know and love what their correct decisions and actions do for them.  And as a result, feel less negative stress from "the grind" than everyone else.  That is why each Think Right Now! program lead you to constantly be aware of and deeply appreciate every possible benefit and reward you get from working toward and achieving your particular aim.

11)  High Standards: Feeling Proud Of Your Efforts & Accomplishments
Each Think Right Now! program trains you to feel enormous excitement and ecstasy with every victory, no matter how small, on the way to and after achieving your ultimate goal.

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost
a proverb. Education alone will not; the world is filled with educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.
-Calvin Coolidge, former President of the United States

Edison: genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

Atkinson: achievement is 50% ability and 50% drive.

Motivation gets you started, habit keeps you going.

 

Life goals set our sails and give us a push, e.g. "I want to help people." People who reach many or most of their life goals are usually calmer, happier, healthier and less stressed or emotional. However, there seem to be certain life goals that harm our mental health, e.g. "I want to have the power to control or impress people." Wanting to be close to and good to others is associated with better emotional health (National Advisory Mental Health Council, 1995). Likewise, seeking to improve your skills ("mastery goals") results in feeling good about trying hard and in increased effort when an obstacle is met. But wanting to beat others ("performance goals"), such as having a winning season in football or being the best student in your math class, result in avoiding tough challenges, giving up when starting to lose, feeling more anxious, and less gain in self-esteem than with mastery goals. This is why enlightened coaches are teaching players to focus on mastering their basic skills, not on their won-loss record. It is also easy to see the connection between mastery vs. performance goals and intrinsic vs. extrinsic motivation or satisfaction. The importance of intrinsic satisfaction and the problems with extrinsic rewards are discussed thoroughly later under "Why behavior is hard to understand."

 

In any area where we are hoping to self-improve, both short-term and long-range goals are needed. If your long-term goals clearly contribute to your most important values and your philosophy of life, they should be more motivating. Good goals are fairly hard--they stretch us--but they are achievable taking small steps at a time. As much as possible, you should explicitly describe your goals in terms of very specific behaviors. Danish, Petitpas & Hale (1995) provide examples of specific behaviors in sports psychology:

  • Physical skills--"I'll do 3 more sit ups and 3 more push ups this week than I did last week."
  • Cognitive skills--"I'll develop some self-talk that should reduce my fears and improve my batting."
  • Gain knowledge--"I'll learn more about exercising to prevent my back from hurting."
  • Courage--"I'll practice batting against a very fast pitcher for two weeks, then I'll try out for the school team."
  • Social support--"I'll talk to the coach about batting; I'll make friends with guys/girls on the team."

Positive objectives are usually more motivating than negative ones, e.g. "I want to bat over .300" is a better goal than "I'd like to be less scared of the ball." Certainly, the more appealing goals are something you want, not something imposed on you. Mastery-oriented people, realizing success depends on their skills, become more self-directed, work harder, achieve a higher level of performance, and get more enjoyment out of the activity. In contrast, according to Murphy (1995), "performance"-oriented people are more likely to strive for attention and view beating others as a "life or death" matter (in this case, failure is interpreted as "I don't have the ability" and interest declines).

 

The needs for food, water, air, sleep, shelter, and even sex are always there but they don't usually dominate our lives. Our social-psychological needs, instead, dominate most of our lives, such as attention, companionship, support, love, social image or status, material things, power and so on. Also, psychological or cognitive factors, in addition to goals, strongly influence our motivation and attitudes, such as self-confidence in our ability as a change agent (self-efficacy and attribution theory). If we see ourselves as able and in control of our lives, then we are much more likely to truly and responsibly take control.

 

To be effective our motivation has to be focused on important tasks. As Covey (1989) cogently illustrates, most of us spend a lot of time doing things that seem urgent at the moment but are really not important in terms of our major mission in life. Also, we waste quite a bit of our life doing things that are unimportant and not urgent, such as reading trash novels, watching mindless TV, etc. So, assuming we do what we are motivated to do, then our motivations are frequently misguided. Covey also emphasizes that our efficiency could be greatly increased if we spent more time doing things that are often not seen as urgent but truly are important, e.g. clarifying the major purpose of our life, developing relationships that facilitate efficiency, growth, and meaningfulness, planning and preparing for important upcoming tasks, reading, exercising, resting, etc. He tells a story about a traveler who comes upon a hard working person sawing down a tree and asks, "How long have you been sawing on this tree?" The tired, sweaty worker said, "A long time, seems like hours." So, the traveler asked, "Why don't you sharpen your saw?" The reply was "I'm too busy sawing!" A lot of us are sawing with a saw that needs sharpened. We need to know a lot more about the processes of motivation and self-direction.

 

Challenging-but-achievable goals are themselves motivating. On the other hand, easy-to-reach goals are boring and/or demeaning. Impossible goals are frustrating (and there are lots of impossible goals, in contrast with the "if you can dream it, you can achieve it" nonsense). Since challenging but realistic goals require us to stretch and grow, they must constantly be changed to match the conditions and our ability. We are most motivated when we feel capable, responsible, self-directed, respected, and hopeful.

 

persons with high achievement needs can be identified by the stories they tell, namely, more stories about striving for excellence, overcoming obstacles, or accomplishing some difficult goal.

 

To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but believe.
-Anatole France

80% of our Small Business Clients have doubled their business in 3-4 weeks!
More and more people are working one-on-one with individual coaches to increase and accelerate their personal and business success, achieve their goals, and live a more satisfying and fulfilling life-by becoming more of who they are - on purpose.  A professional coach can help you attain the success you desire and live the life you envision.

 

Making even the dumbest sh** interesting!
-- Oxblog

the act of buying anything, even if the price is very small, creates what Nick Szabo calls mental transaction costs, the energy required to decide whether something is worth buying or not, regardless of price. The only business model that delivers money from sender to receiver with no mental transaction costs is theft, and in many ways, theft is the unspoken inspiration for micropayment systems.

eugene’s links stuff

http://www.linkswarm.com/ - interesting links reported by users

Office pranks on the increase - Images

 

 

http://www.imagenetion.com/

high-resolution SF art

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.linkdump.be/

interesting links reported & rated by doodz

 The Outstanding Public Debt as of 12 Jun 2005 at 04:19:28 PM GMT is:   $7,797,136,737,582.81

The estimated population of the United States is 296,301,740
so each citizen's share of this debt is $26,314.85.

http://www.fedstats.gov/

The gateway to statistics from over 100 U.S. Federal agencies  

  

http://www.technorati.com/

what’s happening on the web right now – what news blogs are talking about, what books blogs are talking about, top 100 blogs

shirky -Some interesting info here about why some web pages become wildly popular, and others, that seem just as good, get lost in the shuffle.  "Diversity plus freedom of choice creates inequality, and the greater the diversity, the more extreme the inequality."

http://www.justkeychains.com/

So you say you want a special keychain?

Competitive Intelligence - Get Smart! - Thanks to the Web, you can learn more about the competition faster than ever. Fast Company's panel of experts provides a six-point program for keeping an eye on your rivals. Now, where's Agent 99?

XP Tweaks - 4 geek pages of Windows XP Tweaks for ADVANCED USERS – geek-wanabees line up here

number of f-words - HBO's series Deadwood had a reputation for salty dialogue even before the first episode aired.  It was nearly impossible, they said, to keep count of the number of f-words spoken during each program.  We took it as a challenge.

Help!!! -  help & support for Microsoft XP

 

 

Friday, October 14, 2005
4:16 PM

OK, here’s the drill. 99% of studio-artist musicians can’t make it in the music biz without a live act. And even then, they probably won’t make it. 99% of writers can’t make it in the publishing biz without a live act—public speaking, name in the news, whatever. And even then . . .

AREA 47, AN OWNER’S AND OPERATOR’S MANUAL, PART 3

FROOGLE is a good way to research a product you’d like to buy, and to do some price comparisons. I usually use the Advanced Search Page.

GAPINGVOID – The #2 blog on marketing, but more entertaining than then #1 blog on marketing. For every one on top, there’s ten who can replace. What separates the top dog from numbers 2 to 10 is marketing, not artistic skill or ability.

GIZMONDO – Your guide to high-tech toys for guys who never grew up . . . which is pretty much all of us. For example, I just learned there today that Apple’s new Video iPod can now record in 44.1khz stereo sound—pair it with a quality stereo mic and you can make semi-pro recordings of live events.

GOOGLE – The Internet is the haystack, Google is the magnet.

GOOGLE NEWS – One hundred thousand computers manipulating stats, formulas and algorithms to bring you a proportionate but soulless rendering of News. All class, but no style.

KK’S COOL TOOLS – The Geezer-Geeks out there probably remember something called a Whole Earth Catalog. Well, Kevin Kelly has brought it online. When I’m looking for that special gift for that special someone, I click here first.

SETH’S BLOG – This is the #1 blog on marketing—by that I mean, maximum useful marketing information in minimum time.

WORDLAB – Before there was Turbo-Phrase, there was WordLab. If you want to spark up your writing, click-thru!

Oh, and the Buckminster Fuller quote that goes off to the right forever. READ IT! Slowly! Think about it!   hg47
 


 

Wednesday, October 12, 2005
1:10 PM

AREA 47, AN OWNER’S AND OPERATOR’S MANUAL, PART 2

My name is Harvey, I will be your Emergency Evacuation Coordinator, please leave Area 47 in an orderly fashion, there is plenty of time, do not trample the other patrons, exits are clearly marked.

ROGER EBERT – The whole point of reading a Critical Review of a Movie, is to figure out if you would enjoy watching the damn thing. Ebert’s reviews do this for me. Although, I do not agree with his evaluations of many of the movies he reviews, he writes enough key information in his reviews that I am almost always able to correctly determine whether the movie experience will be an upper or a downer.

DAYPOP – What are other bloggers linking to? What are the top news stories? Top Posts? Word Bursts? News Bursts? Don’t forget to rank the Blogs! And while we’re at it, let’s peek into people’s Amazon Wish Lists to see what are the most popular 3 wishes given to genies after rubbing the bottle today!

DRUDGE – One compulsive maniac dredging the dark depths of the Internet to then gaudily display his biased huckster viewpoint. No sense of proportion, but very entertaining! And the fact that I stop there first, after checking the local weather, when I go online for the news, tells you he’s damn good at what he does.

(to be continued)  hg47
 


 

Tuesday, October 11, 2005
10:50 AM

What are you doing at AREA 47? May I suggest you leave?

Isn’t that how we judge most web sites? The good ones often take you to somewhere better when you leave.

AREA 47, AN OWNER’S & OPERATOR’S MANUAL.

Q: What is Area 47?
A: Area 47 is a kind of RefDesk for Writers.
The strength and the weakness of RefDesk is that there is TOO MUCH! The strength and the weakness of Area 47 is this thin sharp scalpel.

QUIRKIES – This is the Ananova link to bizarre News Stories. Proof that Truth is Stranger than Fiction. The “quirkies” are also organized according to:
Quirkies
Eccentrics
Quirky gaffes
Strange crime
Sex life
Animal tales
Sporting quirkies
Showbiz quirkies
Business quirkies
Heartwarmers
Rocky relationships
Bad taste
Unlucky


AP BREAKING NEWS – If you’re a news junkie, you can get the goods before Google News or anybody else can process it.


OFFBEAT NEWS – Famous People, famously out-of-control.


THE BORG – RefDesk for Quirky Christian Printers.


ADVANCED IMAGES – When you are looking for pictures or graphics on the Internet, a few minutes learning to use Google’s Advanced Image Search Page can make a big difference between quickly finding it and never finding it.


GOOGLE DIRECTORY – If search engines aren’t able to work their magic with your key search terms, try coming at it from another angle, drill down at it from general subjects to highly specific specialties.


HARPER’S INDEX – These stats are a kind of eye-opening Reality Therapy. Trends, Meaning, the ice-cold splash of shocking truth in the face.


MSN DATING – Yes, Virginia, Harvey is single.


SciTechDaily – From the people who brought you Arts & Letters Daily.


SuperPages – This is what Google Local is trying to become. Yellow Pages to help you find local stuff, but on the Internet. Sometimes fingering the physical yellow pages of paper works better before hopping into the car, but sometimes a couple of minutes on the Internet at SuperPages kicks yellow butt.  hg47
 

r. buckminster fuller: "CHANGES GOING ON.  EITHER MAN IS OBSOLETE OR WAR IS.  WAR IS THE ULTIMATE TOOL OF POLITICS.  POLITICAL LEADERS LOOK OUT ONLY FOR THEIR OWN SIDE.  POLITICIANS ARE ALWAYS REALISTICALLY MANEUVERING FOR THE NEXT ELECTION.  THEY ARE OBSOLETE AS FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM-SOLVERS.  HALF-CENTURY OF SUBCONSCIOUSLY DEVELOPING WORLD REVOLUTION IS CROSSING THRESHOLD INTO HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS AND ULTIMATE POPULAR SUPPORT.  TODAY'S STUDENTS, REARED BY TELEVISION, "THE THIRD PARENT," THINK WORLD.  THEY THINK DEMAND JUSTICE FOR ALL HUMANITY, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS.  THEIRS WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL CONSTRUCTIVE REVOLUTION IN HISTORY.  EARTH IS A VERY SMALL SPACE SHIP.  WE ARE ALL ASTRONAUTS.  EACH HUMAN IS A WHOLE UNIVERSE.  WE HAVE 28,000 POUNDS OF EXPLOSIVES FOR EACH HUMAN BEING ON EARTH.  WEAPONRY HAS ALWAYS BEEN ACCORDED PRIORITY OVER LIVINGRY.  ONLY TWO ALTERNATIVES -- UTOPIA OR OBLIVION.  ALL THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEMS ARE WORLD PROBLEMS.  MAN KNOWS SO MUCH DOES SO LITTLE.  GREATEST FACT OF CENTURY: WE CAN MAKE LIFE ON EARTH GENERAL SUCCESS FOR ALL PEOPLE.  WORLD'S PRIME VITAL PROBLEM: HOW TO TRIPLE SWIFTLY SAFELY SATISFYINGLY OVERALL PERFORMANCE REALIZATIONS PER POUNDS KILO1234567890123456789012345678901234567890THOSE RESOURCES CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING ONE HUNDRED PER CENT OF HUMANITY'S INCREASING POPULATION AT EVER HIGHER STANDARDS OF LIVING THAN ANY HUMAN MINORITY SINGLE INDIVIDUAL HAS KNOWN OR DREAMED OF.  WAR OVER POPULATION HUNGER DISEASE WOULD CEASE TO EXIST IF HAVES DEVOTED LARGER SHARE OF THEIR INDUSTRIAL BUDGET TO WORLD LIVINGRY.  MALTHUS IS WRONG.  THERE IS ENOUGH TO GO AROUND.  BASIC YOU-OR-ME-NOT-ENOUGH-FOR-BOTH-ERGO-SOMEONE-MUST-DIE TENETS OF CLASS WARFARING ARE EXTINCT.  REAL WEALTH -- INDESTRUCTIBLE, WITHOUT PRACTICAL LIMIT -- IS COMBINATION OF PHYSICAL ENERGY AND HUMAN INTELLECT.  EVERY TIME WE USE REAL WEALTH IT INCREASES.  INTELLECT MUST INCREASE WEALTH TO ELIMINATE POVERTY.  DESIGN SCIENCE, INVENTION REVOLUTION COULD ELEVATE POVERTY TO HAVENESS.  (IF YOU CAN PRODUCE IT, YOU CAN AFFORD IT.  IF YOU CAN'T PRODUCE IT, YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT.)  INTELLIGENCE SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED AS A GLOBAL RESOURCE.  BRAIN STORES RETRIEVES SPECIAL CASE EXPERIENCES.  MIND DISCOVERS GENERALIZED PATTERNS APPARENTLY GOVERNING ALL SPECIAL CASE EXPERIENCES.  THINKING IS THE CONSCIOUSLY DISCIPLINED SEPARATION OF RELEVANT FEEDBACK FROM IRRELEVANT FEEDBACK.  GREATEST SINGLE REVOLUTION IN HUMAN AFFAIRS HAS BEEN ASCENDANCY OF INTELLECT'S INTUITIVE MASTERY OVER THE PHYSICAL BUT ALL THE IMPORTANT CRITICAL EVENTS REALIZING THAT REVOLUTION JUST HAPPENS.  ONLY THE IMPOSSIBLE HAPPENS.  PROBABILITY UNRELIABLE.  TO EACH OF US ENVIRONMENT IS EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T ME.  NEW, PHYSICALLY UNCOMPROMISED METAPHYSICAL INITIATIVE OF UNBIASED INTEGR1234567890123456789012345678901234567890ABLY WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE UTTERLY IMPERSONAL PROBLEM SOLUTIONS OF MAN'S ANTIBODY, THE COMPUTER.  ONLY TO THE COMPUTER'S SUPERHUMAN RANGE OF CALCULATIVE CAPABILITIES CAN AND MAY ALL POLITICAL SCIENTIFIC RELIGIOUS LEADERS FACE-SAVINGLY ACQUIESCE.  EVOLUTION IS APPARENTLY INTENT THAT MAN FULFILL A MUCH GREATER DESTINY THAN THAT OF BEING SIMPLE MUSCLE AND REFLE1234567890123456789012345678901234567890CHINA MAY BE MOST IMPRESSIVELY MODERN NATION, HIGHLY AUTOMATED.)  AUTOMATION CAN PRODUCE WEALTH BEYOND ALL OUR NEEDS AND DREAMS.  (WE'VE ALWAYS HAD AUTOMATION.  WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUR LUNCH?)  AUTOMATION HAS MADE MAN OBSOLETE AS PHYSICAL PRODUCTION AND CONTROL SPECIALIST -- JUST IN TIME.  SPECIALIZATION IS ONLY A FANCY FORM OF SLAVERY WHEREIN THE "EXPERT" IS FOOLED INTO ACCEPTING HIS SLAVERY BY MAKING HIM FEEL THAT IN RETURN HE IS IN A SOCIALLY CULTURALLY PREFERRED, ERGO, HIGHLY-SECURE, LIFE-LONG POSITION.  NATURE ALWAYS DOES THINGS IN SIMPLEST MOST EFFICIENT WAY.  ALL NATURE IS BASED ON THE TRIANGLE AND THE TETRAHEDRON WHICH IS CONSTRUCTED OF TRIANGLES.  NATURE DOESN'T HAVE SEPARATE DEPARTMENTS OF PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY, BIOLOGY, MATHEMATICS.  WORLD SOCIETY IS OPERATING ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN INAUDIBLE NONVISIBLE AREA OF PHYSICAL UNIVERSE.  WE ARE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE CHANGE IS NORMAL.  BECAUSE PRIME EVOLUTIONARY TRANSFORMATIONS ARE INVISIBLE, IT IS APPROXIMATELY IMPOSSIBLE FOR WORLD SOCIETY TO COMPREHEND THAT CHANGES IN NEXT 30 YEARS WILL BE FAR GREATER THAN IN LAST 100 YEARS.  ARTISTS ARE NOW BEING RECOGNIZED AS EXTRAORDINARILY IMPORTANT TO HUMAN SOCIETY.  SCIENTISTS ARE UTTERLY IRRESPONSIBLE REGARDING PRO-VS-ANTISOCIAL DISPOSITION OF "EGGS" THEY LAY IN THE LABORATORIES.  EVERY CHILD IS BORN A GENIUS: NINETY-NINE PERCENT ARE DEGENIUSED BY EARLY POST-NATAL CIRCUMSTANCES.  HUMAN BEING HAS GREAT POTENTIALITY, BUT MANY WIRES GET DISCONNECTED.  AGES 0 TO 4 ARE BIGGEST "SCHOOL" OPPORTUNITY.  CHILD IS TR1234567890123456789012345678901234567890IS SCHOOLROOM AND CLOSELY-PACKED DESK PRISONS.  REAL SCHOOLHOUSE IS IN THE HOME AND OUTDOORS.  WITHIN 10 YEARS ANYTHING REASONABLY THINK-UPABLE BY SCIENCE FICTION WILL PROBABLY HAVE BEEN REALIZED.  POSSESSION IS BECOMING PROGRESSIVELY BURDENSOME, WASTEFUL, OBSOLETE, TOTAL MAN MAY BE GOING THROUGH A TOTAL WAVE OF TRANSFORMATION INTO AN ENTIRELY NEW RELATIONSHIP WITH THE UNIVERSE.  MAN FREED OF SPECIAL CASE SUPERSTITION BY INTELLECT HAS HAD SURVIVAL POTENTIALS MULTIPLIED MILLIONS FOLD.  HUMANS CAN NOW WHISPER EFFORTLESSLY IN ONE ANOTHER'S EAR FROM ANYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.  (BE SURE TO ENTERTAIN ALL YOUR EMOTIONS.)  INTELLECTUAL INTEGRITY WILL WIN TOMORROW'S BATTLES ACCELERATING INEXORABILITY.  POLITICAL COMMERCIAL SHAM FALSE PREMISE INSTITUTIONS WILL VANISH WITH STARTLING RAPIDITY.  MAN, AS DESIGNED, IS OBVIOUSLY INTENDED TO BE A SUCCESS.  SUCCESS: NOT A BAD THING TO HAVE HANGING OVER YOUR HEAD.  EXPERIMENT IS ALWAYS VALUABLE.  YOU CAN'T LEARN LESS.  YOU CAN ALWAYS GET NEARER TO THE TRUTH.  (LANGUAGE CAN BE A BLOCK TO REALITY.)  COPING WITH THE TOTALITY OF SPACESHIP EARTH AND UNIVERSE IS AHEAD FOR ALL OF US.  (MAN WAS DESIGNED WITH LEGS -- r. buckminster fuller - i seem to be a verb

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The seven steps in his process are as follows:

1. Set a goal.

2. Establish your motivation to accomplish the goal by examining why you want success, what you stand to gain, what you stand to lose if you fail, and then applying that learning to finding a unique motivational tool for you.

3. Take responsibility and track your progress towards the goal.

4. Find a role model to help you focus on the most effective steps needed.

5. Visualize your success in terms of the result and the process of getting there.

6. Improve your belief in yourself to get the job done, establish a positive external self image, secure support to help you be more consistent, and improve your ability to handle criticism.

7. Rejuvenate your commitment daily to the goal!

The process calls for getting lots of help. You are encouraged to get advice from those who have experience in coaching people in your goal area and role models. You are also directed to tell those who care about you about your goal and to ask them to help spur you on. I think most people would accomplish a great deal more with all of that support. I endorse the approach.

I also liked the way he emphasizes focusing on one goal at a time. Most books seem to want you to change everything simultaneously . . . and then everything collapses when your motivation runs out.

I also liked the way he emphasizes the need for constant motivation. How could you help but succeed if you do that?

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Running; how to get out the door!

 

I am new to running and I was wondering if anyone has any tips on staying motivated. I went on my first run felt great afterwards and planned to go again the day after, but something came up, I didn't go, and then just kept putting it off. I have a goal to get fitter by March as I am going to see my sister in Australia but getting over this first step is hard, so any tips would be greatly appreciated
reddragon156

1.Take it slowly
The best advice I was given is to take it slowly, otherwise you will only get disheartened and be more likely to give up. I agree the hardest part of running is getting out the door in the first place - there's been a couple of times when I've had to force myself out but the effort was worth it - I really enjoyed it.
fiona.harper

2. Think positively
`Stay healthy and look young', that's what I chant when I start to feel weak. Just keep telling yourself that you can and will do it - if you feel lazy, just do 10mins, its better than nothing.
zzzz4me

3. Practice makes perfect
I started running about a year ago, primarily to lose weight, but also to improve my fitness. I'm now over 3 stone lighter and go running every day during the week and give myself the weekends off. I've amazed myself, because when I first started, I could only run for about 10 minutes, and that included stopping half way round, plus lots of walking - now I can run non-stop for 35-40 minutes!
kat1201

4. Focus on our goal
Showing off to my sister really helps my motivation! I also think about the lovely legs and bottom I'll have shortly, and I try to keep myself entertained while running - all sorts of funny things pop into my head when I'm struggling up that last hill home! Since I have started to exercise, I am more confident in other aspects of my life and find myself considering doing things I would never have considered before!
fiona.harper

5. Find your perfect time of day
I've been running, a few days a week, for about 12 years now. I love early morning runs when it's dark and because of the solitude - there's something special about being up when every one else is still in bed. I don't run in the evening because there are too many kids, dogs and I don't have enough energy. I also love running in the rain. As long as it's not completely chucking it down, rain doesn't bother me. I don't really think about the cold because I love the tingling sensation when you get in the bath after being out in the cold exercising. I try to work out how long I want run for, then add my shower time to that, and work backwards.
julie_clonk

How to Get Motivated and Have Industrial Strength Self-Motivation

It is not your fault if popular self-help courses have never
worked for you over the long term. 

How to get motivated is not adequately dealt with.

Why?

Because generally speaking there are problems with the
material you have read and listened to in these courses:

To appeal to a wider audience the self-help experts often
leave out the more complex and the more powerful concepts
and techniques - the best ones for getting motivated!

Instead you get a burst of short term inspiration that
cannot and will not last. While the best material is only
taught to a small group of enthusiasts who are willing to
pay extra for it.

The irony is that the most powerful techniques, although
sometimes unusual, are understandable and effective for most
people. As long as you are taught a step-by-step approach
you can follow to get motivated.

It is usually the explanation of why it works that leaves
people totally confused. But as long as you have the how-to
you can start getting results right away and get motivated.

As a result of the decision to leave out the best material
you end up learning some simple ideas that work only when
you already feel positive and dynamic.

For example, someone tells you to get motivated and to give
it your best. If you are feeling unmotivated a pep talk
like that will do you very little good.

Imagine what it would be like if instead you could tune in
your motivation in the same way you tune in a TV. Well you
can once you know how to.

And this is possible for you only when you discover the step
by step approach that unleashes the dormant motivation power
inside you.

Knowing what to do is very different from knowing how to do
it.

Many self help courses teach you what to do but not how to
do it or how to stay motivated over time.

As a result you may feel wiser AND more frustrated! At least
before you did not know what to do --- now you know what to
do but cannot do it.

Stay clear of any material that does not focus on the how to
of motivation. And make sure you get the key distinctions
you need to master the strategies.

For example, we have all heard a lot about the importance of
goal setting. And we might even write our goals down and
review them from time to time.

But how do you explain your lack of interest in pursuing
your goals? Your lack of motivation?

It is because an essential element is missing from the goal
setting process.

Unless your goals are in alignment with your highest values
and they feel right for you it is highly unlikely you will
achieve them.

In fact, you may sabotage your efforts to get ahead. And all
your work will be characterized by lethargy and seemingly
never ending and tiring effort.

To sum up - look for practical self-motivation material that
takes powerful processes and breaks them down into simple
step by step systems.

And realize that knowing what to do is pointless unless you
know how to.

Spend a little time each day conditioning your mind and you
will be astounded at your rapid progress....

Peter Murphy is a peak performance expert. He recently
produced a very popular free report, the 5 Step Motivation
Report. Apply now because it is available for a limited
time only at:
http://www.getmotivatedstaymotivated.com/special.htm


 

 

 

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

So, you are asking, does Area 47 still recommend Dell, without reservation? Is Harvey still a Dellhead?

Yes. And yes.

When Dell Technical Support couldn’t solve my boot-troubles over the phone, a Dell Tech guy came to my home, put a new hard drive in my computer, and got me started on the Re-Install Software Boogie. Then, I had to submit to a week of telephone calls from three different Dell phone-talk tech people, who kept calling me to make sure that my computer was running OK, and that I had no further problems. Nice of them to be concerned.

Do I blame Dell? No. The Techie who came to my home, was of the opinion that there was nothing wrong with my hard drive. It seemed to pass the tests he ran on it. But he replaced it anyway, just to be safe.

Lessons Learned?

My New Dell ran fine until I tried to play a DVD movie (autoplay) while a screensaver was running. That was when it crashed and burned and I lost the flight recorder. Twice before, when I popped in a movie when the screensaver was running, the computer became seriously sick. My personal opinion? A windows XP bug trashed my registry.

1 – No more screensavers.
2 – I give up on GHOST. The hard core geeks love it, but I guess I’m just not a member of that exclusive club. Time to uninstall that Puppy, and install ACRONIS TRUE IMAGE.  hg47
 



Sunday, October 02, 2005

I’m Back!

Sort of.

My hard drive crashed. This was way back in the Stone Age of September. It happened on 9-11. Coincidence?

Yes, I back up my data, regularly. And yes, I use GHOST to frequently image my C:Drive. None of my Ghost images would restore. Even after reinstalling Windows XP, I can’t get any of my Ghost images to work. So I get to go through the thrill of reinstalling every GODDAMN piece of shit software I own. This is the first day I’ve been able to update Area 47—and to get this far, I had to overwrite every file on the host server. Fun. More later.   hg47
 


 

9/8/2005 10:13:41 AM

One minute ago, there was a knock at my front door.

Wham, Bam, Thank you, Dell—my replacement monitor has arrived. Jesus, that was fast!  hg47
 


 

9/7/2005 11:47:47 AM

I’ve been a satisfied Dell customer this entire Millennium. I’m a 2 computer family. A new Dell system, and an old Dell system.

Sunday, I was surfing the Internet, when my 17” Dell Flat Panel E173 monitor suddenly decided to display all-white all the time.

A few minutes ago, I finished talking to Dell Technical support. It took 45-minutes total telephone talk time. They are sending me another monitor, no charge, which should arrive in a few days. So far, they don’t seem to even want the old busted one. After the initial phone conversation of about 35-minutes, the guy’s manager called me back and asked me to rate the agent’s “satisfaction rating” (I gave him a 9 out of 9) and “understandability rating” (I gave him a 7 or 8 out of 9—I’m not sure he got my correct email address). Then the agent called me back, having forgot to ask me for some special number on the back of the busted monitor.

I’m typing this, watching the words form, on my old Dell 19” CRT monitor.  hg47
 


 

9/1/2005 11:46:28 AM

Is the whole point of the Internet
Bringing People Together?

Finding that
Someone somewhere somewho
As tilted weird and twisted
As you
As me
And Baby makes three?

AD: You’re an Extrovert, I’m an Introvert. You want to go on talk shows, mingle, spread the word, be the center of attention—but you haven’t quite got that SOMETHING to talk about, so somebody else is grabbing all the attention, damn it! I want to hide away with my muse and my word processor, getting the supernatural high of creating and crafting and polishing a gem of art—but the thought of then having to go and SELL the puppy, throws me into a tizzy. You’re not getting where you want to go, I’m not staying where I want to stay. Why don’t the two of us Time Share a Persona? A Trans-Human for the New Millennium?   hg47@a47.info

 


 

8/30/2005 11:58:41 AM

I lived in New Orleans one summer long ago, in a cheap French Quarter apartment about 15 steps away from Bourbon Street. I worked as a waiter in a little fish & oysters restaurant called Papa Joe’s. My fondest memories are not of the Night-Life’s casual sex or the wild parties, but of the daily late-morning walk to get my café au lait.

I feel wounded now that Katrina has drowned my warm memories.  hg47
 


 

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8/16/2005 1:24:50 PM

Linn Prentis Asks: “Do you read SF?”

Libraries were shelves of useless, until one lunch hour in 8th Grade when I wandered into the school library, bored, and started down the Fiction aisle at “A.” I happened to pull out I, ROBOT by Isaac Asimov. The first story, ROBBIE, made me cry. I immediately read the whole collection of stories, and promptly snatched up anything by Asimov I could find. Soon I discovered that other SF authors were worth reading, most notably Heinlein and Bradbury. Eventually I found out that a book doesn’t have to be science fiction to be a damn good read—or even fiction—but SF got me started.

I have my quirks. I class Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. above even Ray Bradbury when it comes to the short story. But I have never enjoyed a Vonnegut novel, and only tolerated SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE. Bruce Sterling’s articles are eye-opening & mind-expanding—but I just can not get into his novels. Gibson rewrote the whole SF-Landscape with NEUROMANCER, but can I find another of his novels to love? Not yet; I keep trying. And the whole cyber-punk quick-flash too-hip surface-thrill SF-scene—hell, I’d rather read a Harlequin Romance. (Don’t tell anyone, but for a guilty XY-pleasure, nothing beats a Silhouette or a Loveswept.)

DUNE would have to be the best of the best of the best, at the top of Harvey’s SF List. The sequels aren’t worth bothering with. Only the first sequel is readable, and actually, Frank Herbert worked out the whole “ecology of thriving on limited resources” thing in a previous novel, UNDER PRESSURE. Heinlein’s STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND groks the #2 spot on Griffin’s List, the short version, please. THE MOTE IN GOD’S EYE vectors straight into The Crazy Eddie Point at #3 (and don’t forget the sequel worth waiting for, THE GRIPPING HAND).

Harvey Griffin Science Fiction Honorable Mentions, in no particular order:
Asimov’s R.Daneel Olivaw novels & his Foundation Trilogy; ENDER’S GAME & ENDER’S SHADOW by Orson Scott Card; STEEL BEACH by John Varley; FARNHAM’S FREEHOLD by Heinlein; THE LEGACY OF HEOROT by The Usual Suspects; EMPIRE OF THE ANTS by Bernard Werber; BLOOD MUSIC by Greg Bear.

This has been the long answer to your question — Thank You For Asking!  hg47
 


 

8/7/2005 6:49:58 AM

For a cheap thrill, click my “Time Travel” button. It’s just a simple hack of mine pushed to the limit. There are twenty high-priority things I’m supposed to be working on, and instead I geek-out on a silly tweak. Also, it’s not finished, I want to go further back into the past—so my procrastination hours are not over yet! Ashamed to admit it, but I do my best work when I’m goofing off.  hg47
 


 

8/1/2005 5:02:00 AM

Normally, I get my news from

Drudge (frivolous entertainment),

Google (“Just the facts, Ma’am!”), and

Wired (All Tech, All The Time).

But whenever I need a “Reality Check,” I click two buttons on my trusty Firefox browser.

1) Latest Headlines.
2) Open in Tabs.

This loads the top 29 BBC World News Headlined Articles. Plow through those, and it kinda puts things into perspective. I stop whining because I was one day late on getting the $60-off deal on that new laser printer. Hey, at least I’m not underwater with no electricity because of a monsoon. OK, so what if Tor and Ace aren’t breaking down my door offering me a six-figure advance for my new Science Fiction novel?

It's nice to know that

the invading army
drug dealers
revolutionaries
corrupt police
kidnappers
terrorists
rioting mob
or suicide bombers

aren’t breaking my door down either.

hg47
 


 

7/31/2005 6:43:55 AM

Sorry, still have no clue what I am doing here at AREA 47. Haven’t found my Voice yet.

If you search this page for “FAR OUT!” you will find my hidden column. It’s where I’ve been throwing scraps that are like raw diamonds to me, not fit for anyone to wear or display, but that may have some value someday if properly cut and polished.

Near the bottom of the Turbo-Phrase Pages are hidden links to the “Naughty Bits.”

Obviously, I like to hide things.  hg47
 


 

7/27/2005 4:41:54 AM

We become what we think we are. Behavior is a function of self-interpretation. You must decide what you are; don’t let others decide for you.

It’s time for me to work on my SF novel 42N8 F8. Agents are telling me that it is too long. I’m not established enough to pull an Ayn Rand. When her editor complained about the length of ATLAS SHRUGGED, Ayn said, “What? You would edit The Bible?”

Current Length = 145275 Words
Target Length = 120000 Words
Target Percentage Length = 82.6%
Target Percentage Reduction = 18% Per Chapter
Total Words Necessary To Delete = 25275

Wish me luck!  hg47

 

How to Get Motivated to Create the Life of Your Dreams

Keywords: Motivation

Do you ever pay attention to the thoughts inside your mind? And more importantly do you ever notice the way in which you talk to yourself?

We all pay a lot of attention to the way we communicate with the outside world but we often neglect to improve the way we communicate with ourselves.

When it comes to motivating yourself to be a better person, to do better at work or to create a happier family life you need to understand the importance of taking control of your self talk.

Here are three tips you can use right away to motivate yourself:


1 Talk to yourself the way you talk to someone you love

Be honest! Is it true you sometimes insult yourself, curse yourself and say horrible things about your abilities?

 

If you spoke like this regularly to someone you care about they would leave and never talk to you again. There is no excuse for treating yourself so badly.

Talk to yourself the way you would talk to someone you deeply love. Be respectful, patient and understanding. Be slow to anger, quick to praise and grateful for the opportunity to listen.

Be on your best behavior when you talk to yourself and you will find that you treat other people better as well. This in turn will cause people to respond more positively to whatever you say.

These very people will be more inclined to help you get what you want.

In an indirect way your communication with the outside world will improve.


2 Pump up the volume

Very often we go through our day with an internal dialogue buzzing away in the background. We mutter to ourselves about what we need to do without feeling particularly inspired to do anything other than what we have to do.

This is not an effective strategy for self motivation!

What you need to do instead is to turn up the volume, inject some passion into your words and talk to yourself with enthusiasm. You would not have much luck motivating someone else to take action without putting some energy into your words.

You need to do the same to motivate yourself.

The next time you want to motivate yourself to do something talk to yourself the same way you would if someone was standing before you waiting to be inspired.

Speak loudly with passion and excitement either aloud or to yourself inside your head. The more energy you put into it the easier it will be to light the fire inside you that sparks you into action.


3 Know how to feel good when you are having a tough day

No matter how focused, positive and hard working you are there will still be days when nothing seems to go your way. It is on days like this that you must take charge of your brain and take control of your self talk.

You need a back catalogue of memories you can replay to make yourself feel good. Music does it for me. I have so many songs I love to hear that I just pick one out and listen to it in my mind.

In a moment I can listen to sounds that make me feel fantastic simply by choosing to. For best results imagine you have a volume control with bass and treble. Make the music sound rich, loud and resonant.

A friend of mine has such a great memory that he will listen to an entire CD in his mind. How about that for a quick and easy way to feel good whenever you are having a tough day?

One final way to use this tip.

Replay happy memories of people telling you how much they value and appreciate you. Hear them saying what a difference you are making and soak up those wonderful feelings of appreciation.

It really is your choice as to how you run your brain. Choose to feel great and your communication with yourself and the outside world will become remarkable.

Your motivation will soar and getting more done each day will just get easier and easier with eager people lining up to help you.

by Peter Murphy

Peter Murphy is a peak performance expert. He recently produced a very popular free report: 10 Simple Steps to Developing Communication Confidence. Apply now because it is available for a limited time only at: http://www.howtotalkwithconfidence.com/report.htm

Why should you bother to spend your valuable time to learn how to get motivated and stay motivated?

Here´s why.

Your quality of life will change dramatically when you take charge of how motivated you feel in any given moment.

Family and friends will respect you more and see you in a whole new light. And deadline frenzy will be a thing of the past.

There are several good reasons to learn the secrets to getting motivated and staying motivated.

What Learning How To Get Motivated And Stay Motivated Can Do For You:

 

  • Earn the respect of your boss and colleagues. As a dependable and productive member of the team people will appreciate you and seek your valuable advice on important matters.
  • Understand what motivates you and enjoy greater success. When you discover your unique motivation blueprint getting ahead will never be a mystery again. You can fire up your motivation engine whenever you choose to.
  • Save money by getting things done on time. You will eliminate those late fees, fines and charges that procrastinators waste their hard earned money on.
  • Enjoy a more harmonious home life. Imagine hearing praise and gratitude for all the little things you get done around the house. You will enjoy a satisfying feeling of accomplishment at the end of each evening.
  • Feel in charge of you life. As you get more done with ease you will have order where you used to have chaos. You will know what you want and feel compelled to move ahead and get it.
  • Start new projects with enthusiasm and stay motivated over time. When you can see things through to completion you will have renewed confidence in your ability to succeed.
  • Stay motivated in the face of challenges and negative people. Setbacks and unsupportive colleagues or friends will make you even more determined when you know how to stay motivated.
  • Avoid the criticism, endless nagging and moaning of those around you. When you easily and effortlessly get things done you give people little reason to criticize you. In fact they are likely to give you more freedom to do things your way.
  • Stop things getting any worse. When you know how to be highly motivated in a matter of seconds, you can turn around situations you have neglected in the past.
  • Develop leadership skills and positively affect those around you. Your drive and enthusiasm will touch everyone you deal with. People will turn to you for leadership and guidance.
  • Eliminate problems while they are small. You will deal with potential problems and concerns sooner rather than later. This habit alone will put you back in control.
  • Put an end to regrets. Become the kind of person who jumps on opportunities. And enjoy the excitement and passion you feel when you are giving 100%.
  • Move ahead quickly in your career. When you can calmly and efficiently get your work done, you position yourself for more responsibility and a higher salary.
  • Feel fantastic about yourself. As a motivated self-starter your self-esteem will soar. You will accomplish much more, have greater success and live a full life.

*** Motivation is an essential life skill and you can discover how to be motivated and stay motivated. ***

Although some lucky people seem to be born highly motivated, if you are of at least average intelligence you can learn how to be motivated. No matter how unmotivated you have been up to now.

The secret to being motivated is to discover the motivation blueprint that is right for you.

 

 

7/23/2005 9:59:55 AM

Before you flip some driver the bird for cutting you off, first count to ten. And if you’re slammed in a fender-bender, before you jump out of your crunched car and scream shit at the other driver, first count to twenty-five, then get out.

Three out of ten people in the USA hide a gun in their car. ’Nuff Said?  hg47
 


 

7/21/2005 10:08:47 AM

You will be what you have planned to be—not what you will want to be.

This means that before positive change can happen, your desire must become powerful enough so that it turns into a plan.  hg47
 


 

7/19/2005 1:15:29 PM

Sound-bites rule.

Matt Drudge has been having fun trashing Senator John McCain (Republican, Arizona) for his cameo in WEDDING CRASHERS, which the Drudge Report called a “boob raunch fest.”

So McCain goes on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show fully prepped, asks for tough questions only, and sounds off with the sound-bite heard ’round the world: “In Washington I work with boobs every day.”

Faster than Harry Potter can wave his wand, Senator McCain is the new hero.

“News” is “Entertainment,” so what “News Director” could resist? Every TV news affiliate, every internet news site, every political blog picks up and links “McCain” with “I work with boobs every day.”

If you can’t cram your complex 10-page message down to a cute tiny meme—people be carvin’ your tombstone now: DEAD PERSON SUCKING.  hg47
 


 

7/18/2005 9:43:22 AM


The Area 47 Art Section is now open for viewing.  hg47

 



7/16/2005 8:31:39 PM

 

20 RULES FOR GOOD WRITING
Old Farmer's Almanac, 1975

1.    Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
2.    Just between you and I, case is important.
3.    Verbs has to agree with their subject.
4.    Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped into our language.
5.    Don't use no double negatives.
6.    A writer mustn't shift your point of view.
7.    When dangling, don't use participles.
8.    Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
9.    Don't use a run-on sentence you got to punctuate it.
10.   About sentence fragments.
11.   In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.
12.   Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
13.   Its important to use apostrophe's right.
14.   Don't abrev.
15.   Check to see if you any words out.
16.   In my opinion I think that an author when he is writing shouldn't get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words that he does not really need.
17.   And, of course, there's the old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
18.   Passive voice should be avoided.
19.   Check speling and punctuation
20.   Last but not least, lay off clichés.

 

As soon as one professional writer writes a HOW TO book, another comes out with two HOW TO books that contradict the first while contradicting themselves.

My semi-pro advice on writing? Don’t.

Still tempted?

Annie Dillard—THE WRITING LIFE
Stephen King—ON WRITING
Rita Mae Brown—STARTING FROM SCRATCH
hg47

 


 

7/10/2005 7:03:30 AM

My boss at work is a conspiracy theories buff. He is persuaded that the low death and casualty count is because Bush and Blair had the CIA and the MI6 plant and detonate the bombs to up their sagging public images as “good guys,” and that the type of bombs and the timing was carefully selected to cause minimum actual casualties, and to put on a great show of WE’RE IN DANGER, WE NEED A NEW WAR TO ATTACK MORE TERRORIST COUNTRIES!

My take on things: All the professional Arab bombers have already blown themselves up in suicide bombs; all they have are amateurs.  hg47
 


 

7/9/2005 10:38:22 AM

Some of my loyal readers are complaining that I am not paying enough attention to Current Events. Also, that I do not update my site often enough.

You say there was a London Subway Bombing? I’m not worried. Margaret Thatcher will get together with Ronald Reagan, and they’ll figure it out.    hg47

 

 

Two kinds of writing (from Seth's Blog)

If you're writing for strangers, make it shorter.

Use images and tone and design and interface to make your point. Teach people gradually.

If you're writing for colleagues, make it more robust.

Be specific. Be clear. Be intellectually rigorous and leave no wiggle room.

Takeaway: the stuff you're putting online or in your blog or in your brochures or in your business letters is too long. Too much inside baseball. Too many unasked questions getting answered too soon.

Takeaway: the stuff you're sending out in your email and your memos is too vague.

Figure out which category before you put finger to keyboard!

Starbucks wouldn't sell me a cappucino over ice today. Instead of answering, "I don't know," to my question of why, the barrista said, "we're not allowed to because pouring the cappucino over ice causes bacteria to grow."

I love the fact Toyota is fighting with the EPA over the mileage reported on the Prius. It turns out that the way the EPA computes mileage means that the typical Prius driver will rarely or ever achieve the mileage posted. Toyota has realized that big mileage on the sticker isn't nearly as good as big word of mouth in the parking lot.

Fine print is everywhere I look. Fine print means that a lawyer has made sure that you probably won't win a lawsuit, but is the lawsuit really the point?

When did marketers fall in love with the idea of overselling and then hiding, instead of doing precisely the opposite?


101 different ways of saying 'I love you'

Afrikaans - Ek is lief vir jou
Albanian - te dua
Arabic - Ana Ahebak / Ana Bahibak
Arabic (to the female) - Bahebbek
Arabic (to the male) - Bahebbak
Armenian - yes kez shat em siroom
Assyr - Az tha hijthmekem
Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) - Saya cinta mu
Bangla - Ami tomakay bala basi
Bavarian - tuI mog di
Bosnian - Ja te volim (formally) or volim-te Turkish seni seviyorum
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian (to the male) - oun saleng bon
Cambodian (to the female) - bon saleng oun
Cantonese - Ngo oi ney
Croatia - Volim te
Czech - Miluji Te
Danish - Jeg elsker dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vim
Estonian - Ma armastan sind / Mina armastan sind (formal)
Ethiopia - afekereshe alhu
Finnish - Minä rakastan sinua
Flemish (Ghent) - 'k'ou van ui
French - Je t'aime
Gaelic - Tá mé i ngrá leat
Georgian - Miquar shen
German - Ich liebe Dich
Greek - agapo se
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - oo tane prem karu chu
Hawaiian - Aloha au ia'oe
Hebrew - Ani ohevet ota
Hebrew fem. Plural - Ani ohav etkhen
Hebrew fem. sing. - Ani ohav otakh
Hebrew masc. or mixed plural - Ani ohav etkhem
Hebrew masc. sing. - Ani ohaw otkha
Hindi - Main tumsey pyaar karta hoon / Maine Pyar Kiya
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska thig
Indonesian - Aku Cinta Kamu
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Italian - Ti amo/Ti voglio bene
Japanese - Anata wa, dai suki desu
Japanese - Sukiyo Javanese (formal) - Kulo tresno marang panjenengan
Javanese (informal) - aku terno kowe
Kenya (Kalenjin) - Achamin
Kenya (Kiswahili) - Ninakupenda
Korean - SA LANG HAE / Na No Sa Lan Hei
Kurdish - Khoshtm Auyt
Laos - Chanrackkun
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es mîlu Tevi
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - As Myliu Tave
Macedonian - Jas Te Sakam
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Saya cinta mu
Maltese - Inhobbok hafna
Mandarin - Wo ai ni
Nigeria (Hausa) - Ina sonki
Nigeria (Yoruba langauge) - Mo fe ran re
Norwegian - Jeg elsker deg
Pakistan (Urdu) - May tum say pyar karta hun
Persian - Tora Doost Darem
Pig Latin - I-yea Ove-lea Ou-yea
Polish - Kocham Cie
Portuguese (Brazilian) - Eu te amo
Portuguese (Continental) - Eu amo-te
Punjabi - me tumse pyar ker ta hu'
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tyebya lyublyu
Scottish Gaelic - 'S tough leam ort
Serbian (accent 'O') - Volim te
Serbo-Croatian - Volim te
Sign language - Spread hand out so no fingers are touching. Bring in middle & ring fingers and touch then to the palm of your hand.
Slovak - Lubim ta
Slovenian - ljubim te
South Sotho - Ke o Rata
Spanish - Te quiero / te amo / yo amor
Sri Lanka - mame adhare
Swahili - Naku penda
Swedish - Jag älskar dig
Swiss German - Ch-ha di gärn
Tagalong - Mahal Kita / Iniibig kita
Tamil - Naan Unnai Khadalikkeren
Telugu - Nenu Ninnu Premisthunnanu
Thai - Khao Raak Thoe / chun raak ter
Thai (affectionate, sweet, loving) - Khao raak thoe
Thailand - chun luk ter
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Yalleh blutebeh / ya tebe kohayu
Urdu (to a girl) - Mea tum se pyaar karta hu
Urdu (to a boy) - Mea tum se pyar karti hu
Vietnamese - Toi yeu em
Vietnamese (Females) - Em yeu Anh
Vietnamese (Males) - Anh yeu Em
Welsh - Rwy'n dy garu di
Zambia (Chibemba) - Nali ku temwa
Zimbabwe - Ndinokuda
Zulu - Mina funani wena
 


Negative feedback worth less?

Wayne at Sellathon pointed me to an interesting phenomenon he's noticing. People online are starting to discount negative feedback. He points us to eBay Member Profile for totalcampus.com and also to book reviews on Amazon where positive reviews are marked "helpful" nearly twice as often as negative ones (at least in his research). In both cases, you've got people saying "stay away!" and still, others buy.

I think the reason is classic cognitive dissonance. For unrelated reasons, you've already decided to buy. Now, the negative feedback needs to be ignored in order to validate your earlier hunch that you wanted to buy.


Real Men Drive Compacts

08:50 AM Aug. 03, 2005 PT Men who feel anxious about their masculinity are more likely to support war, buy SUVs and be hostile to gays, according to a new study from Cornell University. Robb Willer, a sociology doctoral candidate at Cornell, gave men and women a gender-identity survey in which they received feedback saying that their answers were either masculine or feminine. Women's responses weren't affected by this feedback, but men whose manliness was threatened reacted strongly. "I found that if you made men more insecure about their masculinity, they displayed more homophobic attitudes, tended to support the Iraq war more and would be more willing to purchase an SUV over another type of vehicle," Willer said. He plans a follow-up study on men's attitudes about violence toward women, and another to see if testosterone levels are a factor.
-- Debra Jones

Separation of Church and Science

11:36 AM Aug. 02, 2005 PT President Bush told reporters Monday that schools should teach the conservative Christian doctrine of intentional or divine creation, called "intelligent design," along with evolution. He refused to discuss his personal beliefs but said, "I think that part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought. You're asking me whether or not people ought to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes." A rebuttal can be found in a 1999 statement from the National Academy of Sciences: "The claim that equity demands balanced treatment of evolutionary theory and special creation in science classrooms reflects a misunderstanding of what science is and how it is conducted. Creationism, intelligent design and other claims of supernatural intervention in the origin of life or of species are not science because they are not testable by the methods of science."
-- Debra Jones

'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

02:00 AM Aug. 02, 2005 PT Guitar god Jimi Hendrix spilled his guts to an Army psychiatrist in order to get out of military duty, according to an upcoming biography. But it wasn't manic depression Hendrix had on his mind: He told the shrink he'd fallen in love with a male soldier, a ruse that eventually ended with the guitarist being recommended for discharge due to "homosexual tendencies." Charles R. Cross, author of Room Full of Mirrors, uncovered the gay play -- which took Hendrix out of action as the conflict in Vietnam heated up -- while digging through the flamboyant rock star's medical records. The six-string wizard who wrote "Foxey Lady" always claimed he had been discharged after breaking his ankle while parachuting.
-- Lewis Wallace


 

    “Instead of thinking of your website as a store—a place where potential customers wander in and realize they can’t live without your services—think of it as a digital brochure, that can be handed out to prospects instantly across great distances. It’s a leave-behind that can include audio as well as text and pictures. But, as with any brochure, nobody will see it unless you hand it to them personally.
   “Send a series of postcards to your prospects and clients, promising a cool experience at your website (although don’t promise anything you can’t deliver). Make sure your letterhead and cards feature the URL. Most important, use it just like you’d use a brochure during cold-calling. End every conversation by saying, “Well, I’ll go ahead and send you a demo—but in the meantime, you can learn more about us and hear some samples at our website. We’re at dubya dubya dubya dot yadda yadda dot com.” JIM BORDNER


 

Seth Godin on Publishing:

1. Please understand that book publishing is an organized hobby, not a business.
The return on equity and return on time for authors and for publishers is horrendous. If you're doing it for the money, you're going to be disappointed.

On the other hand, a book gives you leverage to spread an idea and a brand far and wide. There's a worldview that's quite common that says that people who write books know what they are talking about and that a book confers some sort of authority.

2. The timeframe for the launch of books has gone from silly to unrealistic.
When the world moved more slowly, waiting more than a year for a book to come out was not great, but tolerable. Today, even though all other media has accelerated rapidly, books still take a year or more. You need to consider what the shelf life of your idea is.

3. There is no such thing as effective book promotion by a book publisher.
This isn't true, of course. Harry Potter gets promoted. So did Freakonomics. But out of the 75,000 titles published last year in the US alone, I figure 100 were effectively promoted by the publishers. This leaves a pretty big gap.

This gap is either unfilled, in which case the book fails, or it is filled by the author. Here's the thing: publishing a book is really nothing but a socially acceptable opportunity to promote yourself and your ideas far and wide and often.

If you don't promote it, no one will. If you don't have a better strategy than, "Let's get on Oprah" you should stop now. If you don't have an asset already--a permission base of thousands or tens of thousands of people, a popular blog, thousands of employees, a personal relationship with Willard Scott... then it's too late to start building that asset once you start working on a book.

By the way, blurbs don't sell books. Not really. You can get all the blurbs in the world for your book and it won't help if you haven't done everything else (quick aside: the guy who invented the word "blurb" also wrote the poem Purple Cow).

4. Books cost money and require the user to read them for the idea to spread.
Obvious, sure, but real problems. Real problems because the cost of a book introduces friction to your idea. It makes the idea spread much much more slowly than an online meme because in order for it to spread, someone has to buy it. Add to that the growing (and sad) fact that people hate to read. Too often, people have told me, with pride, that they read three chapters of my book. Just three.

5. Publishing is like venture capital, not like printing.
Printing your own book is very very easy and not particularly expensive. You can hire professional copyeditors and designers and end up with a book that looks just like one from Random House. That's easy stuff.

What Random House and others do is invest. They invest cash in an advance. They invest time in creating the book itself and selling it in and they invest more cash in printing books. Like all VCs, they want a big return.

If you need the advance to live on, then publishers serve an essential function. If, on the other hand, you're like most non-fiction authors and spreading the idea is worth more than the advance, you may not.

So, what's my best advice?

Build an asset. Large numbers of influential people who read your blog or read your emails or watch your TV show or love your restaurant or or or...

Then, put your idea into a format where it will spread fast. That could be an ebook (a free one) or a pamphlet (a cheap one--the Joy of Jello sold millions and millions of copies at a dollar or less).

Then, if your idea catches on, you can sell the souvenir edition. The book. The thing people keep on their shelf or lend out or get from the library. Books are wonderful (I own too many!) but they're not necessarily the best vessel for spreading your idea.

And the punchline, of course, is that if you do all these things, you won't need a publisher. And that's exactly when a publisher will want you! That's the sort of author publishers do the best with.


 

Kevin Kelly: "I was visiting some Amish farmers recently. They fit the archetype perfectly: straw hats, scraggly beards, wives with bonnets, no electricity, no phones or TVs, horse and buggy outside. They have an undeserved reputation for resisting all technology, when actually they are just very late adopters. Still, I was amazed to hear them mention their Web sites."

"Amish Web sites?" I asked.

"For advertising our family business. We weld barbecue grills in our shop."

"Yes, but "

"Oh, we use the Internet terminal at the public library. And Yahoo!"

(Link)

 


 

I called up the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and

asked them, "What kind of bourbon goes with an M-16?"

 --John Mendoza

 


7 Money Mantras for a Richer Life by Michelle Singletary
Mantra #1: "If it's on your ass, it's not an asset." If you can wear it, it's not an investment. Also, something is riding your ass (such as a high house payment), it's not an asset.
Mantra #2: "Is this a need or a want?" This is a question Kris has been trying to get me to ask myself for years.
Mantra #3: "Sweat the small stuff." Do worry about the small expenses; they add up.
Mantra #4: "Cash is better than credit." There is almost no reason to carry a credit card.
Mantra #5: "Keep it simple." With money, avoid anything that seems complicated. If you don't understand it, avoid it. You'll probably lose money.
Mantra #6: "Priorities lead to prosperity." Determine what's important to you, and pursue that with your time and money.
Mantra #7: "Enough is enough." Don't overconsume. Recognize when you have fulfilled your needs and your wants.


Wired News Report

09:43 AM Jul. 15, 2005 PT

At last, a way to end squabbles over which TV channel to watch -- without buying a second set. Sharp has developed a liquid-crystal display that shows totally different images to people viewing the screen from the left and the right.

One person can be surfing the internet, using the display as a PC screen, while another watches a downloaded movie or TV broadcast. It also works for watching two TV channels.

The "two-way viewing-angle LCD" will go into mass production this month and will cost roughly twice as much as a standard display.

Sharp will offer the product for worldwide sale, but the company will also supply other manufacturers with the displays for various products expected later this year.


Safety First!
In the spirit of "better safe than sorry," Florida's Broward County is cracking down on reckless activities -- like running -- on school playgrounds. "It's too tight around the equipment to be running," explained county safety director Jerry Graziose. Sun-Sentinel.com reports that the schools also protect child safety by eschewing dangerous equipment such as merry-go-rounds, teeter-totters, sandboxes and cement crawl tubes. Moving parts on equipment is the No. 1 cause of playground injuries, and sandboxes and crawl tubes can be infested with animals and vagrants. The county says such protections are necessary to help stave off costly injury claims for playground accidents. "I realize we want to keep kids from cracking their heads open," protested one parent. "But there has to be a place where they can get out and run."
-- Jenny McKeel


“A Few Harmless Flakes Working Together Can Unleash An Avalanche Of Destruction.”  THINK GEEK


“More than twenty years...

That's how long it took after the invention of basketball for someone to realize that they should cut a hole in the bottom of the peach baskets.

Before that, you had to stop the game and get a ladder and get the ball out of the basket.”  -- Seth Godin

“So, the #1 cause of death among teenagers in the developed world is the car.” -- Seth Godin


Just another pretty-in-pink American pre-school heiress hand in hand with her septuagenarian billionaire dad.

 

 

 

 

 

"Consider Donald Trump, a businessman whose first job was delivering newspapers from the back of his dad's limousine and who later parlayed his family's great wealth into a $3 billion hole of debt. Sure, the fact that his creditors didn't slit his throat is something of an achievement, but, as with his hit TV show, his triumph has more to do with his outsize persona than with his business acumen. You know those fancy Trump Place apartments that The Apprentice winner Kelly Perdew is overseeing as his prize?  The Donald owns only a minority share of them. As with many of "his" properties, other, more solvent owners have let Trump put his name in gold letters on the buildings because it adds $150 a square foot to the condo prices. In the new-fame era, fake success equals real money."  -- Daniel Radosh

55,000,000

I'm not one for stories and screeds about how many people live in Asia and how we better get ready.

But this one is sticking in my head and won't leave:

There are fifty five million Chinese kids that take piano lessons.

 


 

Jen Wiggle - Beatchik - She absolutely hates my writing, so she must be doing something right!

think - Design, branding and marketing wisdom from the folks at Personality.

Blogger - So you say you want to start your own Blog?

girl meets dog - High Maintenance Bitch (fetching new fashions for girl's best friend)

best - best places to work in the federal gov

sunset - java fractal eye candy

windows - Windows XP home page
 

The Skeptical Business Searcher by Robert Berkman is an excellent guide to sorting out the wheat from the chaff of business information. And while the primary emphasis is on business research, the lessons offered are applicable to any type of online searching. search watch

blog - refdesk for blogs

live - cool science site

cloud  - try this art site with IE

mental - mental health directory

kat  - (awesome wallpapers – huge

The Windows Catalog is a collection of hardware and software products that have been determined to work with Windows XP.

members - wallpaper index 

banknotes - pictures of money

ranking Since 1998, Ranking.com has performed market research upon a statistically, geographically and demographically significant number of Internet surfers.  By recording these surfers' website visits, Ranking.com calculates the ranking for the top 900,000 (growing every month) most visited websites and provides these results to surfers absolutely FREE for all its services!

math - Famous mathematician pictures, mathematicians pictures, mathematician gift items, note cards, posters, prints, clocks, T shirts and sweatshirts, Pythagoras, Archimedes, Zeno of Elea, Euclid, Eukleides, Rene Descartes, Pierre Fermat, Blaise Pascal, Sir Isaac Newton, Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, Leibnitz, Leonhard Euler, Leonard Euler, Joseph Louis Lagrange, Pierre Simon Laplace, Gauss, Ada Byron Lady Lovelace, Georg Friedrich Bernhard Riemann, Georg Cantor

beetle

  Somebody doesn’t like Prez Bush!

11

  zen stories - cool & thought-provoking

 

 

 

7/4/2005 4:53:55 PM

Happy Fourth Of July!

Happy Birthday Louis Armstrong & America, not necessarily in that order.

XM70 is playing Louis Armstrong all day. I thought I was all “Louied Out” this morning, but now I’m back for more.

The Area 47 Audio Department is now open for downloading.  hg47
 


 

7/2/2005 8:38:02 AM

I never start a novel without a default plot, but I’ve started this website without a default plot.

When I start a new novel, I take about a month plowing through the stacks of saved papers I’m hoarding, pulling out the best of the bits. Then I figure out what story I’m going to write about, if I can’t think of something better—this is my default plot. Of course, as I am writing the novel, I think of a far better story.

I’ve started this site without even a default plot. I admit it: I don’t know what I’m doing, or even what I am attempting. Somewhat clueless here. Sorry.

The good news is that I am going through my stacks of saved papers.

The worst immediate problem is the Center Column. I haven’t figured out what I want the Center Column to be all about. I keep trying things that aren’t IT. The left column is easy: Links. The right column is where I want to post auxiliary amusements.

There are other artistic and structural problems. Full disclosure? Or should I hide behind my words and pictures and music? It’s time to decide: Google just spidered my site! There’s Google Cache and The Way Back Machine to permanently feature my errors.

Ah, BFD on a BLT up Googlebot’s BUTT. As Feynmann said: “There’s plenty of room at the bottom.”

Bonus: going through my stacks of “important” papers reminded me that I have to pay my rent!  hg47

 

P.S. - Happy Fourth Of July!
 


 

6/23/2005 1:14:08 PM

Do you trust me?

Well, don’t trust me yet. Words don’t much cut it: Watch me for awhile. From different angles. When I don’t know I’m being watched. See if I earn your trust. If I make 100 good moves, during 50 days, maybe I warrant some trust. But if I then make one bad move, all that accumulated trust can be gone in two seconds. Maybe forever. You’ll be watching me with wary eyes, as I make the next 200, 300, 400 good moves over the next year.

If I try to buy your trust, that’s Bad Move #1. I have to earn it, and the costs are high—dues paid in time and energy.

In a fast-food world, Trust is one of the slowest things around. “Want fries with that Trust burger?” Sorry, Silver Surfer, you can’t cruise to the drive-thru if you’re hungry for some trust. You can’t phone out and get trust delivered, hold the anchovies.

If I want you to trust me, I have to Take A Stand. And that’s all about Identity, isn’t it? Where I stand, how I stand, how firmly I am grounded—and to test this, you have to interact with me, You Have To Push Against Me to find out if I drift with Popular Opinion or if my Values give me genuine inertia, genuine heft, Genuineness!

Now, we’re talking conflict. So trust doesn’t come clean and easy with warm fuzzy feelings—it can be a bitch.

Another clue: vulnerability. If my shields are up and my weapons are charged I won’t be earning any trust from anybody. I have to leave myself open to attack, show that I’m strong enough to take a few hits. Extra points for admitting when I’m wrong.

The final piece of the puzzle—ambiguity—raises the difficulty of trust up to a whole other order of magnitude. If I show you none of my weaknesses, all you see is a wall. If I show you all of my weaknesses, all you see is a wimp. But if I reveal, in my own good time, as the spirit moves me, a few of my critical weaknesses, you see a character that you can come to trust.

But not yet! Watch me for awhile.  hg47

 

 

A BIRTHDAY THOUGHT   hg47

 

Let us all mellow with age

Let the years be kind to our minds.

Perhaps Wisdom is a Function of Tragedy,

    not Time.

But let the champagne of our sensations

Intoxicate our Plans with Fresh Hope.

And let all of us remember that the Japanese

Translate "Crisis" also as "Opportunity!"

 

May this Transition in your Life

Be The Event

That You Look Upon

Ten Years From Now

As The Best Thing That Ever Happened To You!

 


A Measure of Sacrifice by Nick Szabo

The most important institutional breakthrough that accompanied the clock, the time-rate wage, was based on a largely implicit idea that grew with the invention of the clock – the idea of time as a measure of sacrifice.   

Mechanical clocks, bell towers, and sandglasses provided the world’s first fair and fungible measure of sacrifice.  So many of the things we sacrifice for are not fungible, but we can arrange our affairs around the measurement of the sacrifice rather than its results.  Merchants and workers alike used the new precision of clock time to prove, brag, and complain about their sacrifices.

In a letter from a fourteenth-century Italian merchant to his wife, Francesco di Marco Ganti invokes the new hours tell her of the sacrifices he is making:  “tonight, in the twenty-third hour, I was called to the college,” and, “I don’t have any time, it is the twenty-first hour and I have had nothing to eat or drink.” [4]   Like many cell phone callers today, he wants to reassure her that he is spending the evening working, not wenching.


Practical Joke of the Day:
Choose your victim.
Replace their desktop wallpaper with a screenshot of that desktop.
Move all the icons.
Watch victim go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong!


HUMOR AS TRUTH - George Carlin:

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians!  It creates a hostile work environment!


Question: "How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?"

Answer: "One!  ONLY ONE!!!!  And do you know WHY?!  Because nobody else in this home knows HOW to change a light bulb!  They wouldn't even notice that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!!  They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.  And once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs, never mind that they've been in the SAME CLOSET for the past six years!  But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the bulbs TWO DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!  AND UNDER THE CHAIR WOULD BE THE CARDBOARD THE STUPID LIGHT BULB CAME IN!!  BECAUSE NOBODY EVER TAKES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF TRASH THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT OUR WHOLE HOUSE!!  IT WOULD TAKE ARMED MARINES TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!!

I'm sorry . . . What was your question again, Honey?"


"Go out there and make somebody feel good for no good reason."

Richard Bandler

Neil Gershenfeld - WHEN THINGS START TO THINK: "I have a theory for why so many companies full of smart people persist in doing so many dumb things. Each person has some external bandwidth for communicating with other people, and some internal processing power for thinking. Since these are finite resources, doing more of one ultimately has to come at the expense of the other. As an organization expands, the volume of people inside the company grows faster than the surface area exposed to the outside world. This means that more and more of people’s time gets tied up in internal message passing, eventually crossing a threshold beyond which no one is able to think, or look around, because they have to answer their e-mail, or write a progress report, or attend a meeting, or review a proposal. Just like a black hole that traps light inside, the company traps ideas inside organizational boundaries. Stephen Hawking showed that some light can sneak out of a black hole by being created right at the boundary with the rest of the world; common sense is left to do something similar in big companies."

 

 

 


 

6/20/2005 9:51:43 AM

I’m working on getting the rest of my Turbo-Phrase files onto Area 47. Today I posted Turbo-Phrase 4.

Also, there’s an MP3 at the bottom of FREE PARKING. It’s the last track from my music CD, TWO SCOOPS OF NEW. I just stuck it there on FREE PARKING as a test. Since it seems to work, I’ll soon get around to designing a page for AREA 47 Music.    hg47
 


 

6/15/2005 9:53:31 AM

RANDOM ACCESS:

A recent Gallup poll asked United States citizens about their favorite evening activities. 70% of us just wanted to stay home and veg out on TV, DVDs & videos. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
 

I speed up.
My enemy speeds up.
Competition continues.
Faster!
HELP!
 

You’re reading on-line right now with a mouse in your hand. It feels kinda like you’re channel-surfing a TV with a remote in your hand, doesn’t it? That’s what “normal” readers now want—the reading thrill of channel-surfing!  hg47
 

Jon Davis: “What do you think about men who take VIAGRA?”

Jill Scott: “Go for it. I take Viagra. It totally works for women. It gets me very turned on. I think Viagra is a recreational sex toy.”
 


 

6/8/2005 7:26:53 PM

How hard is it to predict the future? It’s 2005, and we have a Hilton in Hanoi, but not in orbit—remember the money-shot in the movie 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY?

Decided to put my Turbo-Phrase files on this site. I’m almost reluctant to let them go public, but what the hell, search-bots have to have some words to find. Hoard the private Writer’s Resource? Or share it with the world, give away my competitive advantage? But maybe that’s the wrong way to look at the Internet. Give it away now to gain some networking advantage in the future? Hard to predict. Maybe all the naughty words will just piss people off.

I had forgotten what a time-sink scanning pages into an OCR program is. Correcting and proofing the disaster TAKES FOREVER! I will state for the record, that the bundled software that came with my new Windows XP Dell is a hell of a lot better than the custom Optical Character Recognition program I installed on my old Windows 98 Dell.

And yes, now Area 47 has its first Easter Egg!         hg47

 

 

AVERAGE AREA 47 READING LIST:

 

Archer - KANE & ABEL by Jeffrey Archer - Jeff Archer has written a lot of novels, and several readers I know read and treasure many of his novels. But I'm a bit persnickety. Most of his novels, I can't quite get into. But this one works well for me.

Clancy - DEBT OF HONOR by Tom Clancy - With Clancy, I usually have to skip through the boring parts, but the interesting stuff more than makes up for it. At the end of this novel, Jack Ryan becomes President of the United States.

Clancy - EXECUTIVE ORDERS by Tom Clancy - Jack Ryan as POTUS. I have to skip through huge chunks of this, but I really like the First Family stuff.

Clavell - KING RAT by James Clavell - I would call this novel a Masterpiece. The movie is very good, too.

Collins - HOLLYWOOD WIVES by Jackie Collins - Jackie is the sister of Joan. She's written a bunch of novels, and I've sampled a lot of them, trying to get into them, but this is the only one of hers that really works for me.

Courtroom Drama - DEGREE OF GUILT by Richard North Patterson - I have a weakness for Courtroom Drama. My personal library has many Courtroom Drama favorites. But there's a lot of stuff out there that I can't get into. More than half the Courtroom Drama novels I try to read, I can't finish, and abandon. This is one of Patterson's that I especially enjoyed. I also liked THE OUTSIDE MAN and EYES OF A CHILD and THE LASKO TANGENT by him.

Courtroom Drama - PRESUMED INNOCENT by Scott Turow - The movie is also first rate, I own both, but I prefer the book. I've started, and abandoned, several of his other novels.

Courtroom Drama - PRIME WITNESS by Steve Martini - I enjoy most of Martini's Courtroom Drama novels.

Courtroom Drama - THE JUDGE by Steve Martini - This novel is particularly interesting because the defending lawyer can be placed at the crime scene!

Courtroom Drama - THE RAINMAKER by John Grisham - Grisham is a good First Read, but most of his novels leave me empty when I've finished them. I have absolutely no desire to ever reread the novel ever again, thank you very much! But RAINMAKER resonates with me; some nice lucky David versus slightly stupid Goliath stuff here, and a good parallel love interest plot.

Courtroom Drama - THE RUNAWAY JURY by John Grisham - Remember the movie 12 ANGRY MEN? Where one guy turns a whole jury around to his POV? This novel is an enjoyable variation on that theme. Who was that Hollywood Big-Shot on the Winona Ryder trial? Peter Guber? I'd have to do a Google Search to get the name right, but I've read about that guy who got appointed to be on her jury. He is one of Hollywood's All Time Greatest Persuaders and Promoters. You can be 100% sure of one thing: the jury returned EXACTLY the verdict he wanted it to. It doesn't matter whether he was the jury foreman or not.

Courtroom Drama - TRIAL by Clifford Irving - A great "comeback" yarn about a "used to be hot" lawyer. Some good Lawyer versus Judge stuff here, and also some good info about how one of a lawyer's cases can influence another of his cases.

Courtroom Drama - UNDUE INFLUENCE by Steve Martini - Another of my favorite Martinis. Feds who know the truth but won't talk. I think they made this novel into a TV movie.

Hailey - DETECTIVE by Arthur Hailey - The OJ Syndrome: commit a murder so over-the-top gruesome that no one will believe that you could have possibly committed it.

Hailey - THE MONEYCHANGERS by Arthur Hailey - I think they made this one into a Hollywood Movie with Kris Kristofferson. Rollover?

Jong - FEAR OF FLYING by Erica Jong - The novel that started her career. Still a great read.

King - SKELETON CREW by Stephen King - Includes THE MYST, my favorite King story; and a great short story about toy soldiers that come to life.

Korda - THE FORTUNE by Michael Korda - I especially like two of Korda's novels, the other is WORLDLY GOODS, but this one is my favorite. Young Mistress to Rich Old Guy-he dies while they're in bed having sex-Whole Family descends like vultures to capture the loot-whoops!-turns out sweet young thing has married the old fool-the fight for the fortune is on! Some great character studies of the rich, and the people around the rich. Also a terrific lead female character.

Leonard - GET SHORTY by Elmore Leonard - I also own the movie. It's great! I've tried to read Elmore Leonard several times, and was disappointed almost every damn time, except when I read this one. HOMBRE was also pretty good.

MacLean - CIRCUS by Alistair MacLean - Some nice action and surprises in this one. Damn near all of MacLean's novels hook me and entertain me.

McMurtry - LONESOME DOVE by Larry McMurtry - This one is a flawed Masterpiece. For me, the novel dies when Gus dies. A lot of wonderful scenes, off-beat characters written with dead-on accuracy. "Augustus McCrae, ex-Texas Ranger, fierce fighter, loyal fighter, gentle lover, boisterous spinner of colorful yarns." This guy is a talker! Gus is chasing a white woman captured by the evil Blue Duck Indian, when he is ambushed by a dozen braves on horseback sent to kill him. His horse is played out, and he's all alone in the middle of a level plain. He kills his own horse to use as a fort, and fights off the Indian attack, killing six of them, but that leaves him trapped. "With no shooting to do for a little while, Augustus took stock of the situation and decided the worst part of it was that he had no one to talk to."

Navy - HUNGRY AS THE SEA by Wilbur Smith - Are we going to get into my Naval Obsession now? No, not the hole in your tummy, the hole in the water where your ship has been. When I first read this novel, for a year or two it was my all-time favorite novel. Now, I am not that fond of it, but I still re-read it every couple of years.

Navy - ICE STATION ZEBRA by Alistair MacLean - This is the book that caused the movie that was played over and over and over and over and over and over for Howard Hughes while Howard pissed away his later years, and saved his urine in little glass bottles carefully sealed and stored on shelves and guarded by highly-paid employees sworn to secrecy and obedience, in that order. Read the book, flush the urine.

Navy - THE CAINE MUTINY by Herman Wouk - Perhaps it's a pun, but it took balls for Bogie to play Queeg. But the book is, every word, a match for the movie. And it won the Pulitzer Prize.

Navy - THE CIRCLE by David Poyer - Most of my favorite naval novels center on the captain of the ship as the hero. This is a key feature of most Douglas Reeman WWII novels, of which, I own most. Poyer takes a different tack, as he sails the seven seas. His novels feature Dan Lenson, starting as an Ensign in The Circle, rising to Lieutenant-Commander in Tomahawk, but never a captain of a ship, never the main power player, always an underling who must maneuver behind the scenes. I can't say that Poyer's novels are my favorite naval literature (James H. Cobb & Douglas Reeman tie for first place), but I value Poyer's additional perspective, and sometimes I'm just in the mood for a Lenson novel.

Navy - THE GULF by David Poyer - Part of the Dan Lenson series.

Navy - THE MED by David Poyer - Another Dan Lenson novel.

Navy - THE WINDS OF WAR by Herman Wouk - The Winds Of War and War And Remembrance are really one gigantic Masterpiece of World War Two Fiction. The two go together. I've probably read them both about ten times. Or more.

Navy - TOMAHAWK by David Poyer - Dan Lenson prevents WWIII, and gets in trouble for it!

Navy - WAR AND REMEMBRANCE by Herman Wouk - USA really won WWII at the carrier battle for Midway. Good perspective on Russia. Good perspective on what happened to the Jews in Germany during the war. Also a hell of a love story. A Masterpiece!

Nonfiction - STRICTLY SPEAKING by Edwin Newman - Can a language lesson be a joy? You bet!

Nonfiction - THE TRUE BELIEVER by Eric Hoffer - Hoffer states the Truth so beautifully that it is Shibumi. If someone claims to be an intellectual, but he hasn't read Hoffer . . . "Shut up. Go read Eric Hoffer. Then, we'll talk." I also say the same thing about THE FOUNTAINHEAD by Ayn Rand. "Shut up. Go read The Fountainhead. Then, we'll talk."

Nonfiction - THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE by Gay Talese - Some seriously interesting sexual stuff here.

Nonfiction - TRACY AND HEPBURN by Garson Kanin - Tracy & Hepburn, 'nuff said.

Nonfiction - WALDEN TWO by B.F. Skinner - I'm salivating, the bell must be ringing, why can't I hear it?

Robbins - DREAMS DIE FIRST by Harold Robbins - It's 1977, and the hero of the blockbuster novel is openly bisexual!

Robbins - THE BETSY by Harold Robbins - It's 1971, and I think he broke major bestseller ground with homosexual characters. We all--every damn human on the planet--associate danger with "stranger." As things become less strange, they become less dangerous. We can appreciate the differences in others if we can become familiar with them.

Sagan - CONTACT - Carl Sagan - The movie is one of my all time favorites--until the hokey ending. The book isn't, but it's still straight-up SF, a great rainy-day read, and the ending works a hell of a lot better in the book.

Segal - LOVE STORY by Erich Segal - Say all the bad things you want to about this novel, it's as finely crafted as an expensive Swiss watch. It's also five times better than the movie. BLUES DELUXE is a Purple Haze acid trip retelling of LOVE STORY.

Sunny Randall - PERISH TWICE by Robert B. Parker - The creator of Spenser comes up with a female Private Eye tough enough to go the distance one-on-one with any of Spenser's foes. Parker breaks up natural paragraphs into three or four tiny paragraphs to make for an "easy read." He also drops half of his question marks. Each chapter is a bite-sized scene, religiously witty. OK, OK, Parker is my current writer-hero; damn, I wish I could write like that guy!

Travis McGee - CINNAMON SKIN by John D. MacDonald - And now we come to that one and only Travis McGee character. I own all the Matt Helms by Donald Hamilton. I own all the Spensers by Robert B. Parker. I own damn near all the books by Louis L'Amour. He's written a couple of clunkers, and his Western short stories are nothing compared to Dorothy M. Johnson's short stories--she wrote A Man Called Horse and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, both short stories--but most all the novels Louis wrote are great escape. Oh, yes, I also own all the Travis McGees by John D. MacDonald. No one will ever accuse Donald Hamilton of being literary, but his Matt Helm novels, especially his early ones, are terrific escape fiction. And Hamilton has written at least four westerns that ace anything L'Amour has written--his Smoky Valley is my favorite western, Period, and his The Big Country is also a class act, and was made into an epic movie with Gregory Peck, Jean Simmons and Charlton Heston. There ain't any Cliff Notes on Travis McGee. As soon as you describe McGee, the description is wrong. But MacDonald has the literary Aces up his sleeve in any series showdown. No matter how good Parker writes, how can he be literary, when we all know he'd cut his sentences into two or three paragraphs if he could figure out a way to get away with it. (And drop the question marks in the bargain.) CINNAMON is my least favorite Travis McGee novel, and yet, I think I've read it three times.

Travis McGee - DARKER THAN AMBER by John D. MacDonald - If the first page doesn't grab you and make you want to read the whole puppy, well, no parlez vous anglais?

Travis McGee - ONE FEARFUL YELLOW EYE by John D. MacDonald - There have been several attempts to bring Travis to the big screen, but all of them, so far, have failed. There have been a couple of Made For TV Movies that were a complete waste of videotape.

Travis McGee - THE GIRL IN THE PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER by John D. MacDonald - This is one of my favorite Travis McGees.

Travis McGee - THE GREEN RIPPER by John D. MacDonald - McGee does a Rambo!

Travis McGee - THE QUICK RED FOX by John D. MacDonald - McGee is a lazy beach bum, enjoying his retirement in installments, until the cash runs low, then he finds a vic, who is out a small fortune because of theft, he steals back what the vic lost, and keeps half--sounds fair to me. That is the man's M.O.

Trevanian - SHIBUMI by Trevanian - In my opinion, a Masterpiece. Also, a damn fine read.

Trevanian - THE EIGER SANCTION by Trevanian - You've probably seen the Clint Eastwood movie. The movie is not the greatest, but I find myself watching it and enjoying it. Ditto, the book.  hg47
 


 

Emily Elizabeth Dickinson lacked such confidence in her writing, that she hid it from the world, and didn't let any of it out. We only got it after she died.

When Jane Austen wrote PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, two hundred years ago, she created the form and style of the modern novel, that is in use even now! But apparently critics and readers persuaded her that she had been far too playful and lively in her writing, because she toned things way down and made certain that her subsequent novels conformed to the styles of her day.

The thing about writing something the size of a novel: the author probably has to believe that it is GREAT, MAGNIFICENT, INCREDIBLY BRILLIANT, just to go on writing, and be able to attack the thing everyday, and Finish It. It may be a necessary "Writer's Flaw." You know the reputation Hollywood Directors have for being egotistical. They say Hollywood Writers have even bigger egos, but the poor slobs never get a chance to demonstrate it, and have to be geniuses at hiding their egos just to keep their jobs.

Wouldn't it be pretty if we all had just the right size egos?  hg47

 


 

Mark Twain:
    "The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause."

 



Ernest Hemingway used to find it helpful to intentionally stop in the middle of a scene; he liked to stop writing—before the juice was up. When he was eager to go on to the next word—when he knew EXACTLY what he wanted to say and how he wanted to say it—that's when he'd quit, often right in the middle of a sentence. With this system, Hemingway seldom had trouble getting started the following day. He knew where he wanted the story to go next. He would simply begin the new writing session by finishing what he'd deliberately left unfinished the session before."


Hemingway's gimmick never worked for me. Once I'm in-the-groove and WRITING, Nothing can stop me until I'm so exhausted I'm about to Drop!  hg47


“It still seems as if flashbacks would work the best. Now I'll have to, perhaps, make an outline? of when to put in the flashbacks, etc. But I wonder if having an outline will stifle my ability to just write from my heart and do what feels right, rather than following a prearranged outline. I suppose I could always deviate from a basic plan. I probably should have some structure to go by.”

Outlines are fine. Some writers get so into the outline that that's where they put all their energy, so that when they get to the First Draft, it's little more than "translation." Whatever Works For You! When I'm writing a novel, I have a Default Plot. I have a plot of what I will write about, if I can't think of anything better. Of course, I always do think of something better. The Default Outline is sort of a "safety net" like the high-wire act in the circus uses. If I fall, it will catch me. But I don't really expect to use it, as is.  Every successful writer has a different system, that works for them, that they preach.   hg47

 

--

 

But I like forever fiction females!

What about . . .


THE FORTUNE by Michael Korda

or

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE by Jane Austen

or

CHOOSERS OF THE SLAIN by James H. Cobb

or

AUNTIE MAME by Patrick Dennis

or (this may be stretching things a bit)

TRIO by Aram Saroyan

but since I'm in a Science Fiction frame of mind, I can't not recommend

DUNE by Frank Herbert.

 

hg47


--

If you like seriously avant-garde David Lynch movies so twisted and bizarre that you get hypnotically hooked into the dream, but get more confused every scene, and can't figure out what the hell is happening until a couple of hours after the movie is over, because you can't stop thinking about it, and can't shut off the images BLAZING behind your eyes . . .

. . . check out MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

hg47

P.S.--It's got tits.
goo-tits

 

 

 

 


 


 

 

 

6/3/2005 6:30:23 AM

Just put an ad for the Firefox browser on my web page. Not sure how smart this is, since the more people use Firefox, the more attractive the program is going to be as a target for black-hat hackers. But my experience with Firefox has been positive, so I wanted to share.

When I upgraded my old Dell, running Windows 98 to a new Dell this year, running Windows XP, one of the first things I did was install Firefox. The actual first installation was a second hard drive. Then Ghost. I mostly just use my old Dell now to run Loop Recorder and record songs I like off my XM Satellite Radio.

I also upgraded MSN dial-up internet connection for Verizon DSL.

On my old Dell I ran GoBack (which saved my ass between 50 and a hundred times in 3 years) and DRIVE IMAGE for the problems GoBack couldn’t handle. I have always been something of a Back-Up Nut, backing up my work in various ways, daily, weekly, and off-site monthly. But I never had 100%-confidence in bits on discs, so whenever I am writing first draft important material, like new novels, I always print out the day's work, no matter how messy.

I strongly recommend that all writers print out their work! Make hard copies! Paper!

My friend Eugene Borg, who has had more computer experience than I, has had so many hard discs fail, and so many back up discs fail to work later, that he has abandoned all back ups! He just assumes that he’s going to lose work, and has resigned himself to it. I could never understand his attitude, until I lost 3-1/2 months of work myself. I was not writing anything particularly important during the time period, so the event was not a TOTAL DISASTER, but it was an intensely frustrating experience that triggered the purchase of a new computer.

The short version of the story is: my computer would become unstable and dysfunctional, I would use GoBack or Drive Image to get a former version of my hard drive that tested OK and functioned well, I would put my back-up documents back on the hard drive, and everything would be fine until I would try to open a back-up copy of my work, then Word would crash, and fail to work properly after rebooting. Maybe there was some simple trick that could have recovered my work, but I never found the trick, and eventually I just had to write off the experience. “I just can’t spend any more time on this!”

And so I repeat for all writers: print out your work! Worst case scenario: you can always scan your pages back into a computer.

IE was my only browser on my Windows 98 old Dell. When I am browsing the Internet, I’m after information, I just need words and pictures. So I had a custom security setting on IE with all the Active-X and Java and all that crap shut off. Then when I wanted to buy something, I would temporarily enter the site as a “Trusted Site” in my security settings, with just enough advanced stuff turned on to make credit card purchases. SpyBot kept most of the spyware off my system, and Zone Alarm kept the viruses away.

My Windows XP Dell has custom settings for IE set by Dell, and as soon as I tried to change them I got into trouble. Windows uses IE internally. When I shut off Active-X and Java in IE, I couldn’t even open my anti-virus program to view settings or make changes.

But I like DSL. Pages load & downloads happen 25-times faster than my MSN dial-up modem, which never ran faster than 48K and often ran at 36K.

Verizon DSL tech service has been great, I was only off the Internet for 48-hours one weekend, and the total length for the service call Monday, including time on hold was 26-minutes. This beats the hell out of Verizon’s normal phone tech service. Southern California rains knocked out my phone service for two weeks. First their technical service GUARANTEED phone service restoration within three days. Bzzzzzzzzt!

When I downloaded Firefox, I got another speed increase: double! Pages load 50-times faster than before.

With Firefox, you get a stripped-down Spartan speed browser, that as you browse, prompts you (unobtrusively in a low level window at the bottom of the page that automatically goes away after a few moments) to add plug ins that the page requires to get the “full experience.” The point is that Firefox will give you more bells and whistles than you can handle, if you want them, but won’t give you anything you don’t explicitly ask for.

Then I took the basic Firefox browser, and shut off Java and JavaScript. “Just the facts, Ma’am.”

I also like tabbed-browsing. When I’m on a page that has several links I want to check out, it’s more convenient for me to load each link in a separate window, than to keep going back and forth to the source page. Firefox puts those extra pages on tabs at the top of the browser, which is easier to deal with and better organized than if they were located on the Windows taskbar.

Also, I have to say that Windows XP seems to be a considerable improvement over Windows 98. Far more stable, fewer crashes, what crashes occur seem restricted to programs or parts of programs that apparently leave the rest of the system unaffected. I have 1gig of memory, and I seem to be able to open as many windows as I want without problems. I have had 30 windows open at once with no adverse effects. My Windows 98 usually crashed & burned at around 10 or 12 open windows.

So,
Area 47 recommends Firefox
Area 47 recommends Verizon DSL
Area 47 recommends a Dell Windows XP system with 1G memory.  hg47
 


 

6/1/2005 11:24:17 AM

 

So what technically would be required, to create a web page that looped? (By this, I mean a page crafted so that by scrolling down—or hitting the “Page Down” button repeatedly—one eventually arrives back at the top.) I’m an HTML-Newbie, so please cut me some slack if I get the details slightly wrong. But, initially, the browser would have to be directed to load two copies of the HTML code, displayed one right after the other, without the “Page Delineating” code which marks top and end of page—I assume “End of page” is “</html>” and “Start of Page” is “<html”—so the browser would smoothly scroll from the end of copy-1 to the beginning of copy-2. Further, the moment the browser scrolls into copy-2, a copy-3 would have to be created spliced to the end of copy-2, etc.

That doesn’t sound too outlandishly difficult, does it? Somebody must be doing it already, don’t you think?

hg47
 


 

5/26/2005 9:55:33 AM

 

Is there a web page format that loops?  So that as you scroll down text and down and down, it eventually reaches the beginning again?

 

Why isn’t there?  I mean, it would save you having to push the “Home” button or click on the “Top of Page” link.  I know we’re not supposed to confuse our gentle surfers, but wouldn’t it be cool to scroll down and scroll down and scroll down, while reading, and just suddenly be back up at the top again?  Am I going to have to write that piece of software myself?

 

You’re probably wondering why the R. Buckminster Fuller quote just shoots off far right, out of bounds, in a super-difficult-to-read format.  I’m trying to test the limits of my software.  How wild and crazy can I get before FrontPage says, “Sorry, please enter a value between 1 and 999,” or some such nonsense.   hg47

 

Howl Ya Feelin'?

Can canines smell cancer? No one knows for sure, but California gynecologist Robert Gordon is conducting clinical trials to determine whether dogs can distinguish between urine specimens from cancer patients and those from healthy people. And in September, an article published in the British Medical Journal reported that six trained pooches identified urine samples taken from cancer patients with 41 percent accuracy. Questions abound about the research methods employed, and some say a double-blind study is needed. But Gordon has faith that dogs can sniff out early signs of human cancer through the disease's odor signatures. "Some people are trying to develop electronic noses -- machines that can sniff and make diagnoses. But no one has improved upon the dog's ability to smell."
-- Jenny McKeel

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If dogs can smell FEAR, why can’t they smell SICK?  hg47

 


 

5/20/2005 1:04:04 PM

 

Hi, Harv. Most search engines want you to pay for you to list with them, so if you want to be listed with many search engines in as fast and efficient manner possible, you would use a service such as this which charges you $50:

 

http://www.wpromote.com/ses/index.php

 

You can also go to Google and type in "search engine submissions" which will give you 1.6 million hits of other companies that do this for you and/or basic tips such as this web site:

 

http://searchenginewatch.com/webmasters/

 

I did mine from the cheap seats and just submitted my web page to AltaVista, since that submission was free:

 

http://www.altavista.com/web/webmaster

 

http://www.altavista.com/addurl/

 

Here's the link to add your web site to google for free:

 

http://www.google.com/addurl/?continue=/addurl

 

In addition, webbots will eventually find your web site and add it to basic search engines, but that can take several months.

 

            --Eugene

 


From: Harv Griffin
Sent: Thursday, May 19, 2005 12:12 PM
To: Eugene Borg
Subject: 4 emails from my friend Eugene in my INBOX

 

What's the trick to submitting a site to search engines? 

 

Curious in Temecula,

 

Harv

 

 

LAUREN BACALL by hg47

 

It started with a jar of mayonnaise.  I can’t remember which brand: if it’s important, I can go to the refrigerator and look.  But that’s what got me into trouble.  A damned jar of mayonnaise.

Laurie is the new girl at work, and she told me during our first shared lunch together: “I like beaches.  My fantasy is to be making love on the beach with my secret lover during a thunderstorm with crashing breakers all over us.  Hot, huh?”

“Hot, Miss Bacall!” I agreed.

I call her Lauren Bacall, because we get these Temps in here for a few days or a week, and I can never remember new names.  But there is nothing Temporary about Lauren Bacall.

I know Lauren Bacall’s sexual fantasy, because I first told her mine.

We work for Blue Code Printing in Santa Ana, California.  Laurie is the new Receptionist.  I’m the old Plant Superintendent.  Laurie is the new girl at work is a sexist phrase, because Laurie has two children of her own, a cute boy and sweet woman, 11 and 14, respectively.  My ex–ladyfriend, a supersexy Jewish female–supremacist, informed me that human females may be termed girl up to, but not including, their thirteenth year of age (despite differences in sexual politics, our live–in relationship was doing fine until I told her I loved her and asked her to marry me).  I’m the old Plant Superintendent is not a phrase indicative of my age, but a reference to the decade and a half that I have worked for Blue Code, and my Stone Age chauvinist tendencies that see our new receptionist as a girl when her own daughter is a woman.

Anyway, so there we were at lunch.  Lauren Bacall was silently adding mayonnaise to her Ham & Swiss, and I was silently thinking about Richard Brautigan, trying to think of something to say, because, let’s facelift it, if you were having a private lunch with Lauren Bacall, you’d try your damnedest to make with the conversation too.  Will she think I’m showing off my literary prowess, if I relate the story of Brautigan’s vaunted life’s ambition to end a novel with mayonnaise?  Perhaps Miss Bacall does not even know who Brautigan was.  (Notice my chauvinism in action here: I have renamed a married woman my age, and I see her as a famous twenty–year–old single movie star.)  So I remained silent, and Lauren Bacall continued to fix up her Ham & Swiss.  She smiled at me and took a Big Bite.  My eyes drifted to the jar of mayonnaise, and my thoughts strayed, in search of something to say; I could see the dab of white on the knife, and somehow I was reminded of yogurt and my ex–ex–ex–girlfriend (there is no truth whatsoever to the rumor that I have problems with intimate relationships).  My ex–ex–ex used to Ph–Balance her vagina by spoon–feeding it Plain Jerseymaid Yogurt.

“What?” Lauren Bacall asked me.

Obviously I must have smiled, thinking about yogurt, something must have happened on my face.  I made a long reach and picked up the jar of mayonnaise, and fondled the topless jar for a moment.  But I couldn’t very well tell Lauren Bacall about vaginas and yogurt.  Not precisely out of respect for an ex–ex–ex lover.  Not exactly due to any subconscious clues that perhaps introductory talk on voracious vaginas might prove to be an inexpedient ice breaker.  What stopped me was my life’s ambition to tell a sexual fantasy that ended in mayonnaise.

“Stallone!  What?  What were you thinking?  Tell me.” Lauren Bacall gave me The Look.  “I bet you were thinking about sex.”

It got a laugh out of me.  Well, half a laugh.  A laughlet.  She calls me Stallone because I call her Bacall, and because it’s so hot out on the shop floor that I often unbutton my shirt nearly all the way to my belt.

“You’re right,” I admitted to her.  I put down the mayonnaise.  “I was thinking about my favorite sexual fantasy and the woman of my dreams.  She’s beautiful and brunette and . . .” {here I inserted a Polaroid snapshot description of Laurie} “. . . and she’s standing naked on a pedestal . . .”

One of Lauren Bacall’s eyebrows did a Spock.

“. . . but then she loses her balance, and she falls backward and does three-quarters of a turn and then does a belly-flop in a big pool of mayonnaise.  She splashes mayonnaise all over me!  Then she stands up, just covered with mayonnaise, and she’s beckoning to me with her finger. So I take a running jump into the mayonnaise.  Belly Flop!”

Lauren Bacall started laughing hysterically, so loudly that co-workers came around the corner to the conference room where we were eating our late lunch to find out what was going on.  But Lauren Bacall is one classy lady, and she refused to explain; she did not divulge my intimate sexual secrets.

After our co-workers had gone back to co-work, Lauren Bacall told me her sexual fantasy.  “I like beaches. My fantasy is to be making love on the beach with my secret lover during a thunderstorm with crashing breakers all over us.”  {Here, she inserted a Polaroid snapshot table-talk of her secret lover, who trouble-makingly resembles Yours Naughtily.)  “Hot, huh?”

“Hot, Miss Bacall!”

“Please pass the mayonnaise.”

 

 

harv griffin

hg47@a47.info

Micro-Bio/Book Recommendation:

  “Have you known Lord Emsworth long?” asked Eve.

  “I met him for the first time the day I met you.”

  “Good gracious!”  Eve stared.  “And he invited you to the castle?”

  Psmith smoothed his waistcoat.

  “Strange, I agree.  One can only account for it, can one not, by supposing that I radiate some extraordinary attraction.  Have you noticed it?”

  “No!”

  “No?” said Psmith, surprised.  “Ah, well,” he went on tolerantly, “no doubt it will flash upon you quite unexpectedly sooner or later.  Like a thunderbolt or something.”

  “I think you’re terribly conceited.”

  “Not at all,” said Psmith.  “Conceited?  No, no.  Success has not spoiled me.”

  “Have you had any success?”

  “None whatever.”

LEAVE IT TO PSMITH by P.G. Wodehouse

 

5/16/2005 9:11:54 AM

 Seth Godin:

 “The words that are used in any debate are at the heart of the story we tell ourselves.

”One side often tries to rely on facts, on the truth, on what's right. The other side tells a story that fits our worldview. Who wins?

”The storytellers will win every time.

”Try for a moment to divorce the way you feel about this issue (personally, I'm sort of ambivalent) and take a look at the tactics. They are precisely the tactics that a wi-fi router manufacturer needs to use, or someone searching for a job.

”Yes, it feels Orwellian. It doesn't seem fair that it's not just good enough to be correct or qualified or the best value. That's not even close to what it takes to succeed in today's marketplace of ideas. Instead, you must frame your message in a way that gives people a story that matches their worldview.

”I heard a spokesperson for the governor of Missouri on the radio today. She was supporting the governor's claim that eliminating Medicaid in Missouri was a moral, socially acceptable act of generosity. She explained how unfair it was for taxpayers to subsidize health care for the poor, and that in fact, eliminating health care for the poor might be quite positive because it would encourage people to go out and get a job. She did this in a calm and reasonable manner, and you could hear the foundation being built. After all, how can you be against people going out and getting a job? How can you be against people keeping their own money... If this story fits your worldview, I'm sure it sounds reasonable and believable. If it doesn't, the story won't persuade you. That's the way marketing works--you don't persuade people with your story, you just give people who already agree with you the tools they need to persuade their friends.”

 I like reading Seth.  His thoughts throw off sparks.  Maybe this particular bit resonated with me because I’m looking for a new job.  Thinking about job interviews, I guess.  My take on persuasion is a little skewed.  It’s not clear to me that much persuasion happens on the rational, intellectual, level of thought.  Seems to me that irrational, emotional, and unconscious factors strongly influence.  I go along with Seth’s last point of friends who agree with you using your cool tools to tilt their friends. 

 Personally, I’m in favor of the End Run, when it comes to Job Hunting.  I like the PARACHUTE advice. 

 Small companies.

 You go to where you want to work, the hell with whether any jobs are posted there. 

 Networking – friends of friends for introductions. 

 But as for selling myself in a job interview?  Sure, I’ll show up prepped with the usual tools, but how much is my pitch going to matter?  There are some strong stats that hiring-interviews are essentially worthless when it comes to choosing the best employee.  My favorite is from the UK Financial Times Career Guide 1989:

 Standard of Reference = Choosing employee to hire randomly; dice, names drawn out of a hat, whatever

 3% better results obtained by full-tilt boogie hiring interview by someone who would not be working with the successful candidate

 2% worse results obtained by someone who would be working with the successful candidate

 10% worse results obtained by professional personnel experts!  (Note to Big Business: For the next round of downsizing, replace entire Personnel Department with Vegas Dice, saving money and hiring better people in the bargain!)

 I’ve never been the hiring dude, but I’ve frequently been the go-to guy who ultimately decides who gets kept and promoted, and who gets dumped.  I’m with Eric Hoffer: I can’t tell the good workers from the bad workers by talking with them; I have to work with them for awhile. 

 My “References” will sell me better than I could sell myself, anyway.  Wait—isn’t that just about what Seth said in his last line?  hg47

 

 

Hi, Harv. Here is a story you might enjoy.  -Eugene Borg

 

THE CURTAIN RODS

 

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

 

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods, cleaned-up the kitchen and left.

 

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

 

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

 

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local Realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

 

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price that was about a tenth of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

 

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.

 

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

--

Greetings, beloved family and friends. Here is a "letter to Tide" sent to me by my friend Yvonne Whited.  Enjoy.  -Eugene Borg

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what a wonderful product you have.

I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom
always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse!

I grabbed my bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the  disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect!

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

 


5/14/2005 12:16:33 PM

A47: A mess in search of order.  Hubristic themes waving their huckster arms wildly, hoping to grasp something concrete and workable to find and touch gently another like mind.  I know 2 external things about personal web sites.  They don’t make money.  They might be good for Networking.  Sure, they all always amuse the onanist.  I’m not trying to bait other webmasters here, but the point is to achieve a kind of social-intercourse, right?  Get some feedback?  If not spew, at least spit against the wind of technology!  Defy the consensual hallucination of Reality in subtle enough ways that don’t bring the Black Vans up to my front door.

A47 is not yet ready for visitors.  The address has not been submitted to any search engines. 

I have a few ideas I am trying to implement.  I want to go WIDE!  I want an Index Home Page with so much SHIT on it that it’s an eye-ball feast for a junkyard dog.  That’s you, grrrl!  And you, haqr!  I want goodies hidden like DVD Easter Eggs.  But I also want a navigation scheme so the clueless don’t actually hurt themselves.  I want to surprise, occasionally shock, frequently amuse, and infect the networks with my viral memes. 

Can’t do that from the platform of generic templates. 

HTML ain’t typesetting, Dudette.  Each different browser chomps up my Beauty, and vomits her up there on the CRT, or shits her out down on the LCD.  Seems like every time I try something new with computers, I get about 10% of what I’m trying to cram into 100011010000101101001111010010101.

I know, I know, that’s why we’ve got templates!  Empirical examples of functional designs.  Another word for that is BORING!

That’s probably about as much of a Mission Statement as you’re likely to get out of me. 

hg47

P.S. -- Almost forgot, the exit!  Here it is, on Networking!

--

Nothing is beautiful unless it is shared.  hg47

5/10/2005 11:32:39 AM

All-Around Moisturizer

02:00 AM May. 10, 2005 PT It seems counterintuitive, but a Maryland dermatologist says a 58-year-old woman is not entirely off the mark for applying vaginal cream on her face. Vicki Mackarvic said on the Oprah talk show that she started using Premarin cream after a doctor suggested it would help fight dry skin. While the estrogen in the cream irritates the skin, dermatologist Dr. Terry Hoffman said studies indicate vaginal cream can improve skin thickness and reduce wrinkles. Still, Hoffman said there are more sensible ways to care for the skin, and cautioned against using Premarin around the eyes. "Personally, if something is meant for my 'hu-ha,' I don't think I'm going to put it on my eyes."
-- Jenny McKeel

They used to tell me Preparation H would clear up my acne.  But somehow I could never make the final hand motion to put that stuff on my face.  How about cinnamon as a mosquito repellant?  Hey, “nontraditional uses” is a key growth area for new discovery.  Some of us cheapskates living in the paint-blistering HOT desert use fans to blow air in one room and out another during the morning before AC becomes mandatory as the day heats up.  Counter-intuitively, the air in the attic heats up slower than the air outside in the open.  By sucking in cooler air from the attic, during the mornings, some fellow cheapos like me save a buck a summer day on their electric bills.  And I won’t tell which ex-girlfriend used to ph-balance her vagina by spoon-feeding it plain yogurt.

hg47

 5/1/2005 5:49:52 AM

Nothing is beautiful unless it is shared.  I had this whole riff I wanted to write, but MJ says it so good, I’ll just shut up now.  hg47 

 christmas night

Miyuki Jane Pinckard

last night driving the cold clear stars were above me. The moon was a silver crescent, so beautiful i wanted to call someone to share, but i passed into the mountains and under a blanket of mobile blackout. i stopped the car and got out. i could see my breath and the beautiful city laid out before me at my feet. the phone sat in my hand searching for signal, and i felt suddenly as if strings had been cut.

i slipped the phone back into my pocket and slid back into the warm car. i had champagne in the trunk and chocolates in the passenger seat, and it was time to go meet people warm alive and in the flesh.

and i thought, how wonderful it feels to have the stars and the moon and somewhere to go and someone to welcome me when i get there.

thank you.  http://www.umamitsunami.com/archives/2003_12.html

(First I was outsourced, then I was out-shared.)

--

As late as Monday, prosecutor Ron Zonen assured jurors Ms Rowe would describe giving "a highly scripted interview" and that her incentive for doing so was access to her children, Prince Michael, eight, and Paris, seven. Jackson's lawyers were worried enough to try to have her testimony disqualified before it started.

When Ms Rowe appeared on Wednesday, however, she described Jackson as a friend, a great father and a "brilliant" companion to children. She said unequivocally that her interview for the video was unscripted and uncoerced.

Jurors will now find it harder to believe anything the prosecution tells them - which has to be excellent news for Jackson and his team.

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/story.jsp?story=634665

Now my problem with the Michael Jackson trial is that I don’t believe ANYBODY involved.  I don’t believe the prosecutors—they’re probably out to get him for something else.  I don’t believe Michael, he’s too weird not to have a few skeletons in his playroom.  I don’t believe the witnesses—it seems like the push/pull of Power Lies in a PR War.  And has the judge been bought off?

The real question I want to know is this: who molested Michael when he was a little Boy?  Which brother?  Or was it Poppa?  hg47

P.S. -- Little known fact: While in San Diego in July 1989, Dan Quayle called Michael Jackson and congratulated him on the 20th anniversary of his moonwalk.

 

 

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