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AREA 47
Turbo-Phrase 3
+Warning: Turbo-Phrase Lists contain
Extremely Offensive Terms!+
+Proceed At Your Own Risk!+
Boys will talk when the girl leaves the
room. Blacks have a few things to say about whitey.
Wanna join a gang? Dis the non-gang members! Want to be
cool, find somebody to put-down. So you say you'd like to join
the Power-Clique? Start by making fun of the losers. If
the Power-People laugh, you're in! Language gets pushed to the
limit in the search for creative new ways to insult. Best is
when you slight someone, and they don't even notice, like when a
Black man calls a white man: "Jack."
In the current Ultra Politically Correct
climate (circa 2005) people put-on their public-face and tip-toe
around the ugly hard Truth whispering pretty cotton-candy
false-impressions to non-group members. The trash-talk picks
up the moment the insiders get rid of the outsider.
Because this is a Writer's Resource, and
not an attempt to offend or insult anyone, I am going to pull the
worst 10% off this list. If you really want the unexpurgated
list, write me at hg47@a47.info
and I will send you a link to George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words, and
a shit-load of bad-ass Turbo-Fecal-Phrases he didn't mention.
Even at 90%, I'm sure a lot of people
will be offended. I'm sorry! I could cut it back to 50%,
just leaving in the whisper of pretty cotton-candy, but then it
wouldn't be much of a Writer's Resource.
Contains Language Spoken By Pimps & Rap
Stars
Language Offensive to
Women
Blacks
Catholics
Men
Jews
Straights
Gays
WASPs
Asians
And Short People
sleazeball
star chemistry
giddy schoolgirls
“Nuke you!”
sooo good
energetic party gal
party pal
party expert
turbulent
metaphor or metonym
desperation
AIDS carriers
vocal prowess
Devoistic
piqued the interest
personalized
dork
jet set jetsam
“Goodness gracious!”
cultural literacy
gorilla pimp
a look at the world through soda-jerk eyes
“It’s so hot here that it’ll make your skin bubble.”
the nation’s primo partiers
raucous head banging and carefree beer guzzling
New York’s most uncontrollable partiers
two’s company, but three’s a party
a fun-in-the-sun lady
“It’s a jungle out there in Partyland.”
beach-front digs in Malibu
grotesquely inappropriate
an unspeakable scandle: death
the volatile subject of AIDS
"In an era of VCRs and remote controls, writing music that won’t be
zapped into electronic oblivion is a bit of a challenge."
zapped into electronic oblivion
“In the next few weeks, my life fell into pieces and then continued
to crumble into particles.”
the path to mythical bliss
“My new role model would be Rambo, mixed with not a little Norman
Bates.”
“You’re not alone in dorkdom.”
“That ain’t no downstream parsley.”
midair refueling complete (after eating in a restaurant)
“Don’t go off half-cocked.”
The Europeans got first dibs.
the pillars of enlightened thinking
nonverbal appreciation of beauty
“Go jump in the lake.”
“Go take a long walk on a short pier!”
political chicanery
the mating habits
semisophisticated
“Go and get nuked!”
party rep
the daring type
his intrepid crew
a globe-trotter
shrill
prisoners of fear
kinetic & kookie
dismal
zapped
blinded by love
nestled up against
dorkdom
“Good Godfrey Daniel!”
goofed-up
trivial pursuit
gospel-pusher = preacher
bankable
tongue-in-cheek
floating on moonbeams
sooo comfortable
primo partier
midnight-oil burner
scintillating
strong vibes
harrowing experiences
modern-day
innocent
edgy, offbeat style
the best of the new breed
electronic oblivion
honeymoon madness
king of dorkdom
spritz
“Good grief!”
on a roll
vital signs
goy = non-Jew
sea food = a sailor considered sexually
Life’s a beach and then you die.
“The dog ate your homework, right?”
traditional weighty legal tomes
“Maybe a line of underwear--legal briefs?”
born on the wrong side of the bed
New Age music = ear pudding
got a dose of on-the-job training
under constant surveillance
ultra-sensitive counterpoint
a passionate one-two punch
bashing the fascist monster
half-wits and disadvantaged types
charming, indolent ne’er-do-well
highly agreeable aftertaste
rollicking and irreverent nonsense
“He has a computer chip missing.”
grasshopper = smoker of grass
gravy = a mix of blood and
heroin in a syringe used to inject
back-talk = fart = blast, blind fart, blow off, drop a rose,
flatulence, honk, make a noise, make a rude noise, pocket thunder,
raspberry tart, tail-shot
abandon hope all ye who enter here
can’t make head or tail of it
swill it
cram
shelling out
among other sundries
World’s Toughest Milkman
eclipse
it appears to deliver
taken the cue
anabolic steroids
interrogation
disguised
massacre
weathered
backwater sociology
Louisiana bayou country
nonstop
blonde psycho
sleek & scary
clinkers
It’s epidemic nowadays!
grave-digger
Great Caesar’s Ghost!
Guru-you! = screw you
A-1
crunch for finals
slurp the mixture
a legal boutique
anatomically correct
comic-book hero
foamy meringue
hoopla
consultants
dud-stud
officially banned
the spine of the story
emotional validity
incomprehensible hokum
mini-macho fantasies
masterly buffoonery
nightmare
reign of terror
grown-up
B-movie schlock
grapefruits = boobs
graveyard
Great Scott!
grope
according to Hoyle
beach blondies
we doff our hats to _____
premiered
the scales of justice
antihero
rechristened
hype
fluctuated
dangerous friendship
smuggled
huge sweep of events
clunky
laughable drivel
highway duel
a fine, fruity old wine
tight-jawed intensity
predictable glitches
the wages of sin
Christmas Twosies
graved = buried
gray = Caucasian
great-unwashed = mass
grunge
A-OK
a new release
scrutinize
protocol
Molotov sex cocktail
all out
angst in his pants
in one fell swoop
acid test
all in a day’s work
budge
bilingual
genetic recipient = child
hairy-assed
primitive cool
the hardline
bummed out
heavy-metal nephew
whimsical clothing
cornered
a total dork
hush money
the moral of the story
blackmail
the prevailing advice
the quest rages
cuddle up to
the moneyed uptown folk
professional partiers
a fab new outfit
celebu-child
plotted his star moves
zaniness
flex appeal
media magnets
pushing it to the brink
crimson
skin-smoothing
offset
adorably boyish
jolly
the great indoors
old man winter
babyolatry = baby worship
actions speak louder than words = the doers screw the poo-poo’ers
add insult to injury = add
incest to injury
“We’re all on the same planet.”
beverage host = bartender = beverage attendant, mixologist, beverage
consultant, applied ethanol chemist
being draped in fur and fussed over: a gala event
the three whatchamacallits
a geek’s inherent sweetness
The outfit brought tears to my eyes.
“Don’t get snookered by the rules.”
jargon
user status enhancement
and then some
ask for the moon
aching void
with all due respect
all in the same boat
pompous
XY genetic donor = man
hackneyed
half-pint
transatlantic dream
nuclear modern furniture
fresh flygirls
the maximum of violence
formatted into oblivion
less-than-bashful
cupcake
media madness
encounter
torrid twosome
virtuoso furniture
party photog
veritable obscurity
hops compulsively
relentless party circuit
small-town oddball
fashion perpetrators
angry rap songs
a real fame-seekers coup
designer-party fixture
fab-deb
party season
glitzy
polish
de rigueur
sly, sexy
loungewear
frosty morning
required wardrobing
postcolloquial
redesignation
alley cat
ante up
asleep at the switch
Achilles’ Heel
It’s Greek to me.
The American Way
thrive
XX genetic donor = woman
social bond
halfwit
take it personal
strung-out hippie
neo-nerd
exquisite corpse
“Just hang.”
cover-up
holy war
this installment
microkitchenette
big-scale furnishings
publicity-hungry actress
personal playpens
ultratrendy
“celebutantes”
city eccentric
refugee
fame for fame’s sake
professional dilettante
nightlife antics
“I won’t coast!”
sparkle
eye-pleasing
ailing
slightly rumpled
brake open the brandy
warming trend
arctic-cold night
virtuoso furniture, something imposing or intricate that the eye can
roam around = An outsize poster, a huge, curvy sofa
the charm of the unexpected
the usually flamboyant party people
sociopathic superficiality
a well-known wag-about-town
famous-for-being-famous folk
dress in the most outrageous manner legal
the flickering syndrome raged into flame
its own cast of celebs
the grimy but stimulating Drudge Club
the couch-potato syndrome
skintight cellophane dress
“Wear the same thing twice and you’re ruined!”
All dressed up with everywhere to go
schmoozing with the right people
the ropes of life after midnight
the precious nod of recognition
“I want limos and champagne forever!”
the cream of the famous-for-being-famous
she was first noticed parading around the clubs and screaming
she wears twigs in her hair, which she dyes any or all colors on a
given night
a clique-full of fashionites
only in New York could a boy make it as the girl-of-the-minute
an obese drag queen opera singer
a gaggle of celebutantes vying for camera angles
Feeling draggy, stressed out?
a string of stinging failures
the stuff that smoke dreams are made of
a memorable mix of high-jinks
mug for the impertinent camera
jiggly camera work -- that off-center framing -- that spotty,
scratchy celluloid -- why, this is it -- charmingly pointless, this
scrap of amateur cinematics!
the unusual, eye-deglazing pitch
twinkle cleverly through the ever thickening ad fog
bland market-research-think
until the bad clones come
a ghoul with a heart of gold
Dr. Chip prescribes a cold shower
a percussive foil who can cut the funk and calypso grooves, arid
swing like fury too
creative juices are cooking
happy dust = morphine or cocaine
“I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling.”
“She feels like a new man tonight.”
“You’re gonna love yourself in the morning, because I’m gonna love
you all night long.”
“She’s gone.”
“Thank God and Greyhound.”
“She stepped on my heart and stomped the sucker.”
“Forever, for us, wasn’t nearly as long as we planned.”
“Just in time to be too late.”
“It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night long.”
“My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.”
“I’m too low to get high.”
“For better or worse, but not for long.”
“I gave her a ring, and she gave me the finger.”
“She took everything but the blame.”
“It’s not love, but it’s not bad.”
“I only miss you on the days that end in Y.”
“When the phone don’t ring, you’ll know it’s me.”
“If you want to keep the beer real cold, put it next to my ex-wife’s
heart.”
“You can’t even do wrong
right.”
“He lived himself to death.”
“I don’t know what it is, but I sure miss it when it’s gone.”
beautilitarianism = the conception of beauty with utility
bedizen = to dress or decorate in a cheap, showy way; bedizenment
channel-hopping insomniacs
the absolute ne plus ultra
“It’s the humble roots that hit home.”
“After birth, death is inevitable. Everything else is negotiable.”
“Ver-ee pow-fool pose, ver-ee
sex-ee!”
“A veritable mother lode of fabulous bargains.”
“She’s everything you didn’t know you wanted, available now.”
Sun Belt Taj Mahal mit swimming hole.
have a hot back = to be lewd and desirous of copulation [from Merry
Wives of Windsor (Shakespeare)]
got the jag on = drunk
That guy’s got ink in his pen! = potent lover
“Does she ever have the hots for him!”
boobocracy = government by boobs
hoobopolis = an imaginary town of boobs
persnickety
outdoorsy kind of guy
rambunctious bunch
unwrapped
unisex
a thrill-a-minute
celebrity worship
avant-garde
scan the tube
relentlessly tacky
be bestial in beatitude
blasted voice
harrowing & haunted
substantiate
loose gait
skimping
wineache
hard-ass
radiant & waiflike
erogenous zone
overnight sensations
man-killing
winner takes all
mayhem at its best
trumped-up
wretched
tidbits
a bitter mercenary
“Whooo!”
shimmering guitar
laughably portentous
virtuoso
cool heads prevail
handle = to pet
hang a hard (erection)
hanky-panky = sex play
cutie-pie muffin
slovenly but sexy
a now kind of blond
baubles, bangles & bills
eye-popping polka dots
simulation thrills
the single urbanite
bravura
hip-hop to the beat box
creativity is chic
bewitch & bedevil
male impersonator
ring true
wizened
poohbah
steadfast refusal
don’t get steamed
hand-warmers = boobs
bottle-fatigue
happyland = heaven
harpie = whore
“And how!”
suboptimal
facilitator
mechanism
aggregation
subsystem
medium
nexus
module
matrix
assembly
increment
agent
throughput
technology
dulcet DJ hubba
ball of fire
exchanger
abrader
irradiator
evaporator
propeller
bawl out
generator
ablator
restraint
oxidizer
impeller
hell bent
hellish = wicked
turbocharged hell
“The hell you say!”
hemp = marijuana
back to square one
homogenizer
radiator
fractionator
tractor
heavy joint = marijuana with the drug PCP added to it
heel = a low rascal; a
cowardly jerk
blue blazes = hell = fire and damnation, inferno
“Hellfire and damnation!”
hellhag = an old evil woman
hell-hole = any terrible or hot place
hell-hound = a fiendish person
hellion = a rogue; a wild rascal; a devilish child
hell-kite = a hellish person;
a cruel villain
hell on 4-wheel drive wheels
“Hell’s bells and buckets of blood!”
helluva = hell of a
dysphemism = the opposite of euphemism
“And I don’t mean maybe!”
unit
substance
habitat
configuration
effector
input
event
device
transducer
icon
station
node
commodity
decrement
TV for the truly jaded
bad shit
armed to the teeth
manipulator
probe
controller
agitator
bite the bullet
headlights = breasts
beach bunny
converter
positioner
cavitator
emitter
heebie-jeebies
hellcat
hell on wheels
“Like hell you say!”
bulimic = always hungry
modulator
deflector
incubator
atomizer
depressant
Back to the salt mines.
system
vector
artifact
cell
framework
environment
parameter
actuator
output
component
structure
instrument
tool
laid-back lady
“May soon be vapor.”
bad trip
as every schoolboy knows
stabilizer
multiplexer
sectioner
donor
hayseed = country bumpkin
HE toothpicks = hell
beef up
separator
releaser
dilator
accelerator
hell around = waste time
hell-fired
hell on stilts
“Hell you say!”
he-man
beg the question
circulator
coagulator
rectifier
condenser
Herkimer Jerkimer = an oaf; a country bumpkin
bumfodder = toilet paper; stack of “shit” documents
burble = to mix up sounds beyond repair; i.e. (She burbled: _____.)
bushwhacker = a guerrilla fighter
cacafuego = a spitfire; literally shit-fire
showcase for the feminine sensibiity
eye-busting stripper style
bent on epitomizing and championing
a decidedly feminine yowl
the most notorious living blonde in the modern world
singer, dancer, film star and lollapalooza
fawned over, feted, followed and photographed
looks and sounds like a regular hero, but ethics free and contains
no harmful intellect
brown-nosing his way to the top
by dint of sheer untalented effort
He was, and is, a little shit.
the kill-joys, life’s pettifogging zealots
mindless, gung-ho, gore-lapping, needle-wick blowfish
smeared across the map of Vietnam
I’ll tell you the difference between Ollie and a human.
real thirteen-stripe, fifty-star, kick-butt Americanism
“Speak softly and carry a big stick? Nah, talk bullshit and carry a
wad of American Express traveler’s checks.”
the forthright, manly way
he isn’t even a worthwhile villain
there’s an evil piece of human sewage who’s a stand-up guy
a bone-chilling winter’s day
Buppies = black urban professionals
OINKs = one income, no kids
DINKS = double income, no kids
PINKs = private income, no kids
LINCs = low income, nine cats
NINKs = no income, nine kids
DUDs = demographically undesirable divorcees
PODs = punks on dope
YAMs = young assholes on mopeds
SLIFs = still living in the fifties
SLITS = still living in the sixties
SHITS = suburban heterosexuals in town to swing
CANTs = corporate animals, no talent
SIMPs = sexually inactive male professionals
MIDGETS = mentally inferior divorced guys expecting terrific sex
TOADs = tennis-obsessed advanced-degree holders
RUGs = rich ugly guys
DRUGs = dumb rich ugly guys
SACs = Sixties acid casualties
SIPS = single-income pot smoker
DORKs = damned overpaid Republican know-it-ails
FDAs = former drug abusers
YANKs = young assholes, no kids
NERDs = nervous evangelicals, recently defrocked
SOB = son of the boss
CPA = car-phone asshole
WIGGs = women into gay guys
BICEPs = bisexual college-educated professionals
AWOLs = always working out at lunchtime
SLIMEs = single lawyers into money and exercise
RAMBOs = right-wingers afraid of Mexicans, blacks and Orientals
that stormy blip on the time
line
shibboleth = a phrase, custom, etc., distinctive of a particular
party, class, etc.
homophobe = a person who hates or fears homosexuals
hook alley = the area of prostitution in a city
hootchie-cootchie = a sexually cute but nonerotic dance
imagination has no boundaries
the tree of my heritage
a dustbowl of unfulfilled destiny
spitting out my name like a blob of snot
it’s the sugar on the grapefruit
a necklace for the grass = a spiderweb
pirouettes
sexual pride
battered hope
cardinal-red lips
shebang = wild scene
hellbent on vindication
hero substitute
loathe
full-fledged
tousled blond hair
homosexual rape
hooters = boobs
hopped-up = drugged out
hot nuts = horny guy
the hots
hot-tongue
cold dungeon
raw with wounds
free-floating
sunshine and rays
permanent sleep
bulge in the hips
“TV never told me!”
feces gold
spoiled sex bait
death warrant
dark ecstasy
dented fortress
drowned in movies
cardboard armor
coffee lid shield
wet slime cold
white sparkles of love
sex luggage
starkly bawdy
muscle-bound lady-killer
a tad miffed
pearly skin
vapid
cunningly dizzy
perpetually well-groomed sneak weenie
barrel through
an easy grin
honeymoon
hot pants = horny person
hot shit
humbug
shine like freedom
spilled blood
gut ache
unfettered night
aging baby boomer
blue veins in the legs
manure blackjack
flushed with victory
future exhilaration
crackerjack prize
imagined jewelry
writhing worms
tin sword
thick tears
sea-wet rock
hairdresser angel
lingerie love
cocky femmes
current batch
lashing steadily
picture perfect lovely
gingerly
His Satanic Majesty
dorky
covert-action weasel
battered sneakers
curve ball
honky
hopped = drugged out
hot number = hot girl
hot-rod = penis
hot stuff
hump
stairs to the universe
roam the infinite
mind clamor
just tiptoe
limp in the breast
plain flat hair
cow chip winnings
barren landscape
ghost generations
degenerate nations
blessed and protected
shark bait
mix sweet rhyme
broomstick stallion
porcelain face
the sandbox of my brain
ripe daughters
vinyl mind
rag doll suicide
hunk of butt
slope-browed trog
refrigerator church
frosted air
applesauce sandwiches
black platter preacher
magnetic manure
cancer vacation
inferno
Brobdingnagian = big
rubber screwdriver
Chapstick lips
Napoleon’s toy box
beautiful pain
the penguin brothers
float into love
Are you into it?
Doris Day smile
beery crowd
boozed-up strangers
jackass
jaded jenny = whore
humpy = sexually desirable
hunk of heaven = foxy chick
hyperesthesia sexualis = a strong and abnormal increase in the
libido wears his hair with a slave-tail lock hanging over his collar
If you can’t use it, abuse it.
dressed in shiny disco slacks
it grows and multiplies like a California city during lunch
goodbye to New York’s ass
like a pay toilet among the Stars
two dried up ladies sat dehydrated
intellectually underprivileged
feeling like fiberglass, waiting for fresh resin
HOFB = he only fires blanks (he’s sterile)
jimmies the microphone off its stand
Pam’s mother turns on the maternal high beams
hugged and high-fived by her close artist friends
a tanked-up, unforgiving Frontier Room audience
jade = a rough and contemptible girl or woman
motorcycles in heaven
hung
hussy = temptress
computer-linked nerds
iceberg slim
immorata = loved woman
cold soul
frozen vanilla stare
nuclear spanking
45 RPM whiskey
demagnetized by Jesus
average family
instant Zen = LSD
pump up the volume
sawdust cookie
vaseline preacher
ivory dress
adrenalin rollercoaster
refrigerator rockers
immense scale
intoxed = stoned
retro-funk
thunderous applause
J = a marijuana joint
Jack Nasty = super cad
road of glass
well-hung
hyped = hyperactive
John Wayne’s Fifties
ick = a yug person
beer can baby
melting heat
dark intentions
disco Christians
fire-new
cosmic dogs
inde-goddam-pendent
intestinal fortitude
pump it up
skyscraper’s shoe
gasoline bath
the harmony of Swan Lake
my nerves burn
feeling like fiberglass
technological crybaby
Irish fortune = cunt
oozing innocence
“My, my!”
jack around
jaded
jail bait
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