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AREA 47
Turbo-Phrase 2
+Warning: Turbo-Phrase Lists contain
Extremely Offensive Terms!+
+Proceed At Your Own Risk!+
Boys will talk when the girl leaves the
room. Blacks have a few things to say about whitey.
Wanna join a gang? Dis the non-gang members! Want to be
cool, find somebody to put-down. So you say you'd like to join
the Power-Clique? Start by making fun of the losers. If
the Power-People laugh, you're in! Language gets pushed to the
limit in the search for creative new ways to insult. Best is
when you slight someone, and they don't even notice, like when a
Black man calls a white man: "Jack."
In the current Ultra Politically Correct
climate (circa 2005) people put-on their public-face and tip-toe
around the ugly hard Truth whispering pretty cotton-candy
false-impressions to non-group members. The trash-talk picks
up the moment the insiders get rid of the outsider.
Because this is a Writer's Resource, and
not an attempt to offend or insult anyone, I am going to pull the
worst 10% off this list. If you really want the unexpurgated
list, write me at hg47@a47.info
and I will send you a link to George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words, and
a shit-load of bad-ass Turbo-Fecal-Phrases he didn't mention.
Even at 90%, I'm sure a lot of people
will be offended. I'm sorry! I could cut it back to 50%,
just leaving in the whisper of pretty cotton-candy, but then it
wouldn't be much of a Writer's Resource.
Contains Language Spoken By Pimps & Rap
Stars
Language Offensive to
Women
Blacks
Catholics
Men
Jews
Straights
Gays
WASPs
Asians
And Short People
daddy tank = a jail cell for isolating lesbians
daft = bats, batty, been in the sun too long, he’s sat in front of
too many CRTs, she’s watched too many TV shows, too many
recreational drugs for that girl!, brainsick, half-cracked, off her
nut, psycho, screwy, dingey, touched
dally = to toy with, to
engage in sex play
Damned if I know! = Damfino!
DAR = Damned Average Raiser (student who gets good grades & raises
the curve)
D and D = Drunk and
Disorderly
dangerous curves = a woman of loose sexual control
dangle-parade = group military inspection of genitals for sexual
disease
prick-parade = same
Davey Jones Locker = the sea considered as a place to bury people
day the eagle shits = payday in the armed forces
dead = intoxicated with marijuana
dead wood = useless person
deck = a package of heroin
“Dedigitate!” = take your finger out of your anus
deflower = cop a cherry, devirginate, devirginize
Delhi belly = diarrhea suffered in India
delicious jam = semen
“What’s the diff’?” = difference
“Not a computer environment.”
“Don’t send me back to the
cheap seats!”
serious REM action = sleep
“I can hang that.” = I can handle that
“Cold Storage for you, dude!”
dentophobia = fear of dentists
die = buy the farm, croak, climb the golden staircase, kick the
bucket, take an Earth bath
hyperacquisitive ethos
diehard shopper
delirious addict
seat-of-pants style
cathode-ray commerce
hefty
rag-to-richer
“Punch it!”
successoids
cuss-fired = damned
cut ass = split
shag ass
damn-fool
“Dang it!”
Damn it all!
Doggone it!
Go to Helen B. Happy!
telephonically speaking
behemoth
bleat = speak like lamb
big-boys-only game
“Look, Ma!”
go-getter
honcho
couch back = lay back
sky-pilot = preacher
hell-fired = damned
haul ass
Dad-blast it!
“Damn it!”
“Blast it!”
“Darn it!”
damn sight
“Kiss my ass!”
couch-potatodom
no-stop shopping
clone operation
buying blitz
swarthy verve
bona fide pro
Regular Guy-hood
Tsk.
“You old cuss.”
drag ass
dalliance = sexual fling
Damn it to hell!
Confound it!
diddley-shit
“Kiss my tail!”
“Ram it!”
“Stick it!”
“You dead ass!”
designer condom
she-devil
devil’s dung
diablo = devil
dicked = cheated
pecker-head
diddle = to masturbate
diesel-dyke
dingus = thing, penis
diphead
mouse-dirts = mouse-shit
dive a muff
dodo = stupid oaf
dohicky = gadget, penis
dolt
doobie = joint
doofus = fool
dork = odd or eccentric
douchbag = asshole
“Drat it!”
drip = a jerk
drop turds = to shit
rolling fart
“I don’t give a diddly-shit!”
DILLIGAS = A real jerk-off. “Do I look like I give a shit?”
dime = a ten dollar bag of drugs or marijuana
ding-a-ling = a giddy nut who hears bells
dirty mouth = to slander someone
discon = a criminal charge of disorderly conduct
Renovate = get a divorce in Reno
Doc = bone-bender, bone-breaker, bones, pill pusher
dog vomit = poor quality food, calf-slobber, creamed foreskins
nuts-to-butts = a hot, very
crowded party
reiteration time in River City
built like a boxy street scrapper
Fall Asleep New Age Music
neon lovers glow in the dark
“. . . the ladies looked one another over with microscopic
carelessness.”
double-barrelled = a
prostitute who permits anal and vaginal sex
drain your radiator = take a
piss = drain your snake, drain your crankcase
drain the suds = to piss
after drinking beer
superdroopers = heavy, pendulous boobs
put the potato in a party position = hot TV show
MVP’s = most valuable pieces (things)
drunk as a brewer’s fart
Screw you!
“Testicles to you!”
“Dear me!”
demis = Demerol
deviless = she-devil
dewife = divorce
diarrhea of the mouth
“Don’t dick me around!”
diddle-head
dip = stupid person
dipstick
dirty dog = vile rascal
do drugs = take drugs
do-it-yourself = jack off
dome-doctor = shrink
doo-doo = shit
dope fiend = drug user
dorky = strange
deer shit
dreck = shit, dirt, trash
“Buffalo chips!”
druggie = user of drugs
dry hump
duff = lesbian
Shove it!
dashed = damned
suggestive German condom
deviate
devilkin = little devil
dexy = Dexedrine
dick
dick-head
diddly-shit
dimwit
dipshit
horse-dirt = horse-shit
dirty old man = DOM
do a number on = screw up
dofunny = gadget
doll = female fox
dong = penis
doof = fool
doper = user or seller
dorf = stupid or weirdo
douche = asshole
bambi shit
dress for sale = whore
dog dirt
fluff = lesbian
drunk as a rolling fart
drunk as a skunk
drunk as a sow
duck-butt = someone short with a big butt
duff = ass, assteriors, back-parts, bummy, cheeks, derriere,
rumble-seat
ca-ca = shit, cow-pie, cow-pucky,
cradle custard, doo-doo, poo-poo,
He’s up in La La Land! = he’s totally out of it, happy, blitzed out
wearing drip-dry day-glo
She’s more interested in a MRS than a BA.
Modeling isn’t a rat race, it’s a cat race.
dental floss = string bikini = butt floss
tanned to a supple mocha
Dry-fi = Sci-fi poolside or by the beach
son of a beach = dog at the beach
“She kicks the ocean’s butt!” (comment on pro surfer)
Grommets are surf rats, young surfers, on the beach first thing in
the am with zinc on their noses, messed up hair and beat up boards.
“He’s a major force in the industry.”
spearhead = drive a wedge on the cutting edge
“You can’t steal my shtick!” (copycat me)
“Praise the Lord and pass the popcorn!” (tele preachers)
“He’s got a hard-on for . . .” = He’s really into ______
“Over my dead body!!”
“Sounds like the scenic
route.”
“I’ve got the thermal blahs.’
The 2002 model of debauchery.
The gesture was quite helplessly aphrodisiac.
“Hey!” she said to the morning.
“She gave herself to the kiss momentarily, less a gift than a loan
in an endless series of small, temporary transactions.”
“One night under the stars, and already you want to crawl inside my
mind!”
“Take an earth-bath!” = drop
dead
eating-stuff = chick who
looks good enough to eat
chew out = yell at someone, put them down
ecdysiasm = psychopathological desire to strip to turn others on
ecdysiast = striptease artist
condom = eel-skin, bag, baggie, balloon, diving suit, lubie, propho
dullard
dumb bunny
dumb-dumb
dumbshit
dump = take a shit
dunderhead
La La Land
play kissy-face
major-league
beachin’
nymphets
heat up, cool down
dull-head
dumb cluck
dumbhead
dummy
dump on = take a shit on
dupe = sucker
surface thrill
kick back
maximal
hot-lit
sexual high-jinks
beachstruck
dumbbell
dumb Dora = stupid girl
dumbo = big fat guy
dummy dust = PCP
dunce
lips like sugar kisses
flex the pecs
lush
Margarita Ville
high-jinks
beach boff = beach fuck
hassle-free
max out = finish, win
bygone era
pint-sized
a sweltering day
mellow out
rehash
heavy action
jock millionaire
televangelists
spirit-laced goblet
job-driven
age 21, ageless
eager-beaver
earth-bath = grave
Eat it!
eat out = do oral sex
new recruit
vista
elf
hang a hard = boner
yuppie-punk
faced = shit-faced
sun-bright, new, policeless vista
Electra complex = desire of a woman to marry her father; Electra,
daughter of Clytemnestra & Agamemnon
elf = cute, harmless, helpful spirit
coffin varnish = bad alcohol
choke-dog coffin varnish = really bad alcohol
booze = tarantula-juice, tiger sweat
“The best laid plans of minx and men.”
“He’s got a rise in his Levis!”
excarnification butchering, torturing; execution in general
share spit = kiss or copulate
eyeball palace = a homosexual bar, or pick-up place = eye shop
eye that weeps most when best
pleased = the vagina
nuclear fall-out = damn hot tits publicly exposed due to their
shifting to the outside of a bikini top
fed-up and far from home
tasty
maxes out
ultrarich, ultrapricey
real McCoy
migrate west
_____ was all the rage
trash your enemies
weird and wacky
junk movie
summer smarts
spirit-laced
job-driven souls
Sureshot (hot nickname)
poop
“Eat me!”
eel = penis
effing = fucking
nondescript
legit
eliminate = kill
fart catcher
everythingathon = orgy
fadoodle = nonsense
tastiest
maxed out
front-row center
a moving experience
land of glitz
lunchie
meanderings
jinxed
pseudopolitical babble
thermal blahs
capsuled magic
dregs
“Some machinery!”
urp = vomit
easy meat
“Eat shit!”
“Egad!”
sun-bright
electric cure
gay-boy
circus love = orgy
perhaps a little past her prime, but fighting every inch of the way
old muscle stale from disuse
but not flabby yet
Real as four-inch headlines and True Detective.
hard thought savyy of his rough-and-tumble background
fell of a hix = hell of a fix
mell of a hess = hell of a mess
You fiddle-fart
You monkey-fart!
finger artist = a male or female homosexual who favors masturbating
others
finger-job = masturbate a
woman’s vagina and/or anus
finger-wave = to flip someone the bird
one-finger salute = to flip someone the bird
cop a feel = sex play = feel-up, mess about, sample, sexamination,
toy “Let’s get down to the water-line.” (He then reaches down into
the girl’s panties.)
He couldn’t find his asshole with a hunting dog and a proctologist!
in flagrante delicto = while the crime is blazing “caught in the
act” catching someone in the sexual act
a Crusader within sight of the Grail
abecedarian = someone learning the alphabet, a raw beginner at
something
abecedism = an acronym; a
word created from the initials of words in a phrase
acousticophobia = fear of
noise
Adamitism = going naked for God; imitating Adam for religious
reasons afterwit = like locking the barn door after the cows have
gone.
flat-back = act like a whore
flatfoot = a cop =
officerette (fem), pig, smokey beaver (fen), the man
flesh-factory = whore
house
“That was a fast flop in the hay!”
“The guy’s a fly speck.” (a nobody)
foaming at the mouth = about to ejaculate
jet-skirt
fart hole = a real jerk
fat assed
fat jay = BIG joint
the favor = sex granted
mouth-whore
vamp+
fiddle-fattle
field-whore
fizz = champagne
“Bam! Etcetera!”
flim-flam man = swindler
loop-the-loop = 69
“Go flong your dong!”
fandangle gadget
fat-head
fatso
featherhead
feeb = feebleminded one
femme D. = lady Doctor
fender-bender = Barb
fiddle-farting
aerobic intercourse
first line = morphine
flabberbasted
motorized gymnastics
fling the bull = lie
flip the bird
“Go beat your meat!”
quick as a fart
fatty
“Hey, kee-rist!”
femme fatale
fiddlededee = nonsense
monkey-farting
whoopee-water = champagne
flake = dummy
“Hey, bub . . .”
flip-flop = 69
throw the bird
flummoxed = confused
folderol = nonsense
fooey = nonsense
footlicker
forefinger = dick
fornicating-fool
investment dressing
the comeback trail
a bleeping success story
the all-time thrill
think-fast situation
scorchy scenarios
polyester pod people
cult-dom
timeless
spiffy
coed bombing mission
Mediterranean good looks
dressed-to-get-screwed
pampered pooch
Fraids = fear of AIDS
foul mouth
foxy lady
freaked-out = stoned
“If you say ______, you lose a testicle!”
“Lean back and catch some tube.”
Dressing well is the best revenge.
“Put your behind on the line.”
“I’ll be your drill instructor.”
old butane breath = Godzilla
Rocking Redux = Bryon Reed’s comeback
“I gave him some awareness of my fist.”
“Till death do us part . . . or a different time zone.”
“I make taboos palpable.”
“A solid, hefty roast beef of a ______.”
“You failed the macho test.” = “Gotta be lewd in the sheets, a dude
in the streets.”
favorite knock-about wear
“Hottest thing to hit the streets since long-necked beer bottles.”
Swiss army knife gone
corporate
Dressed for the dog days of summer = practically undressed
Lifestyles of the bitch and famous
baby bound = pregnant, fragrant, about to find pups, gone to seed,
lady in waiting, living in seduced circumstances, loaded, preggers,
preggy, storked, swallowed a watermelon seed
fondle
foo-foo = an idiot
forbidden fruit
forepleasure
tried-and-true
he brawled & pub crawled
hell-bent
combat zone
ingenue
aplenty
16-bit infighting
Phi Beta Kappa bimbos
James Dean retro shades
metallic
slippery rock
fortissimo female fans
went uptown
hankering
FOS = full of shit
garbage mouth
frame = attractive bod
old fogey
fond of meat
“Fork you!”
“Fornicate the poodle!”
dinky
togs = clothes
Wunderkind
a mano a mano
a little basic training
libidothrobs = hot girls
tacky
sonic winetasting
wimp
choice duds hot clothes
sharpshooter
lion-maned
semiclad
fashion statement
outtinsels Tinseltown
foul blow = below the belt
potty mouth
turd
frank = racy, obscene
freak trick = a customer who demands that a prostitute be the object
of voyeurism
free base = cocaine separated from other chemical components
freep = freak + creep
free show = a peek at a woman’s breasts, thighs, or pelvic area
allowed on purpose or by accidental circumstances
French-fried = stoned with grass
“Miss on you, Pister! You aren’t so muckin’ futch! Go in your own
jackyard and backoff!”
effeminate male = boy scout, dildo, drug-store cowboy, gentlemiss,
pansified, softie, twank
spiked licorice leather jacket
workasaurus (nineus to fiveacus)
“I could go for some fun and games!” (sexual play or intercourse)
“In less time than it takes
to microwave your panties dry.”
Is there anything more beautiful than a confident woman?
doflickety = gadget = dofunny, dohicky, dojigger, doodad, fandangle,
folderol, frigamajig, gilhooley, ginkus, rigamajig, thingabob,
thingamabob, thingamajig, whamditty, whangdoodle, whatchamacallem,
whatchamacallit, whingding, widget
carnal parts = sex organs = dodads, flesh, gadgets, genitalia,
loins, love-flesh, parts below, private property, secrets
no longer the label of choice
a dictator in designer glasses
Rock ‘n’ roll is, by our count, 50 years old this year.
scrawny conceptual artist
“Just thinking about it makes me want a joint, badly.”
enough spin on the _____ ball
“Not enough spin on the narrative ball to keep you guessing.”
makes you smile with your whole face
fridge-face
ditzy
futz around
sewermouth
Get any? = did you score
first installment
“I’m not for sure.”
“Freeze off!”
top-ranked
fuddy-duddy
fuzz = cops
toilet mouth
squalls of controversy
stormy
ditzy Daddy’s girl
spiff & polish
future = balls
“You galloot!” (oaf)
“Well, gee-whiz.”
“erector set” look
Upheaval
dethroned
first-class weirdo
special kudos to
matrimonial madness
“No glove, no love.”
feminist Utopia
Day Tripper in Muzak
fusty old paper shuffler
flummoxed
get it in
gibberish
new hybrid
performance artist
twitch & twang
disparate
latent punk menace
retro sound
counterpunch
outrageously outspoken
burnt-out
hell-bent
workaday
zipless
sexually precocious
aspiring
monkey-business
bemusedly
lustrous
pampered glamour puss
spin-off
pseudo leather
baby-boomer
young suburbanites
sets off skirmishes
sharp verbal jab
straightforward
gravel-voiced
_____ -dependent
artsy/rootsy
blues pop
“My eyes mist at _____.”
buzzes
scrawny conceptual artist
the forces of antinaughtiness
zipless kiss-kill encounter
extramarital dalliance in a runaway automobile
[computer situation] “Taking a byte out of _____.”
repaid his inspirational debt
“Lauper is like a human Barbie Doll.”
“The Yups are sick of coldhearted arena rock.”
all-too-familiar
canny
booty-shaking info
the very latest scoop
postmidnight feast
grok
“Doll, you’re a moron.”
muckraking
feeling brain dead
get laid
naughty rock
poignant
rediscovered
torch & twang
heir apparent
noncorporate graffiti
“Sh-boom!”
sweetly romantic
fringe benefits
hanky-panky
sexed-up, spaced-out
steamy love
breezy excursions
bittersweet odyssey
manic-depressive
superhunk
sturdy
superseded
pocket rocket
defunct
nifty
nouveau bluesman
trading barbs
dieheard traditionalist
flurry of rhetoric
willowy
bug-eyed
more spirit & sass
rootsiest
chicano pop
streamlined
nickname
spineless pawn
acerbic
flesh-and-muscle
condom earrings
Big Apple all-nighter
I grok it.
hard-boiled
topsy-turvy
get into her
“Get your ass in gear!”
giant hydraulic penis
fealty
country crunch
veteran
rebuffed
megahits
lurid
garden-variety
bludgeoned
recurs
rowdy survivalist
saved from total eclipse
vibrant performance
kinky cult epic
budding-romance
naughty bits
tawny
array
blowout of a workout
stagewear
absolute necessity
Yups = Yuppies
A&R Wars
back from the brink
seat at ringside
zillions
synth-dependent
five-year hiatus
master rootsologist
perfect schmaltz
trapezelike apparatus
government-sponsored
“She’d beat me like a stepchild if I was to _____.”
“For the cost of an iPod any garage band can now buy better
recording equipment than the Beatles used for ABBEY ROAD.”
synth-dependent bands
totally bland, white-bread music
“Some claim black artists are incapable of making music this stupid
and pointless.”
cutting crew = veteran studio musicians
“This gaggle of rock-’n’-roll Brits is Fuzzbox.”
easy-on/easy-off industrial zipper
the slush and mush of cold weather
a spirited, screw-loose sequel
the uncut, full-throttle version
the ever-popular tits-and-ass gimmick
“Those are bands that capture a culture and a vibe and make a
statement. They bring something to the party.”
“Patti was just really directional, really focused, like she was
burnin’ a hole wherever she stood.”
Like biting into a
shrink-wrapped Danish without having removed the
cellophane. You know there’s something good in there, but all you
can
taste is plastic.
run-of-the-screen Oscar-winning actress
“It’s like sitting on a hand grenade with the pin pulled.”
the ramifications of success
love is a bargaining chip
the modern convenience of murder
top-secret skulduggery
arrogant authority and sleaze of the Government man
recycled until the wheels drop off
flat tire = lost erection
all sass and flash
reinforced
featherweight
durable superstar
porno chic
hotter prospect
leaves ’em stone-dead
celebrity skin
the wages of sin
an impromptu orgy
yields to temptation
gonadal Mad Max
shacked up
musical radar
glassy-eyed
gnat’s piss
gobbledygook
slam-bam-pow
small-potatoes
snappier repartee
play-it-safe policy
cozy carnage
rot
street snoop
engaging foolery
city-bred boy
recycled
gratifying glimpse
lesbian excitement
served up
weekend wallow (sex)
outright horror
mute
spoof
lewdness made laughable
subculture
gloat
gnome = tiny person
goblin
skittish
snaky tycoon
the chips fall
pale ditto
alimony-hungry wives
urbane
street scoop
mom’s chum
how to muddle through
gives carte blanche
sexpot serial killer
sex maniac’s
cautionary tale
psychotically possessive
his lusty young aide
slaphappy screen version
sap-head hero
his boss’s lickerish wife
glamourpuss
gluteus maximus
treat
living testimony
loco dialogue
habitual brilliance
juicy tidbits
errant husbands
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