AREA 47

SECTION 23f: FAVORITE TWEETS

4/22/2009

11:27 PM

Fave Tweets as of 4/22/2009

1. MoriasreadingsRT @DrAnthony Reality can be beaten with enough imagination! - Author unknownabout 13 hours ago from Power Twitter
       
2. TropicsZ4The future you see is the future you get Robert G Allen (via @shoestringing)about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
       
3. txwolverineRT @MarketingZap: If you surround yourself with negative people, your income and life to quickly head into a downward spiral.about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
       
4. monicaobrienTwitter is seriously the new digg, without the underground black market full of twentysomething guys on drugs who control the front pageabout 13 hours ago from web
       
5. mtrindustriesRT @douglasi When you are saturated with your vision, you will encounter less discouragement.about 13 hours ago from web
       
6. atomicpoetEveryone laughs at penises, but why are vaginas treated with such seriousness?about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
       
7. robinecclesI asked my Missus how she would like her eggs this morning, she answered "unfertilised"about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
       
8. musosdanIs it just me, or are people never quite who you think they are?!about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
       
9. vincereardonAdvice to Twitterites who lust for a huge following: Chesterton said angels fly because they take themselves so lightly.about 14 hours ago from web
       
10. seeshellI think those of us who hope 2 connect for business , (SM purists beware) will find local-local is the key #domusabout 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
        
11. hussman--a bit harsh, but equally funny: RT @kwmurphy: In honor of Earth Day, reach out to someone you dislike, and bury them alive.about 14 hours ago from DestroyTwitter
        
12. JohnnyBTruant"... 'Fruit on the bottom, Hope on top.' "about 14 hours ago from web
        
13. JetSet9RT @CarnellJames: It's easier to move from failure to success than from excuses to success ....about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
        
14. janmallochObstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goals. - Henry Fordabout 15 hours ago from web
        
15. bcfilmmakerHow do I get into the film and television business? How do I get other filmmakers to notice my “obvious talents”? http://snipurl.com/ggeodabout 15 hours ago from Ping.fm
        
16. Iconic88RT @emailcopywriter: All I have seen teaches me to trust the creator for all I have not seen. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson #quoteabout 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
        
17. 2Heike"The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes." ~ William Jamesabout 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
        
18. JBCPRT @scottbradley77: "One man with a gun can control 100 without one. "~Lenin #quotesabout 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
        
19. djennfreeDebfucious Say: The man who changes his scenery changes his attitude.about 17 hours ago from web
        
20. edwardbochesPulitzer prizes don't pay the bills. Times wins five but loses 75. Million $ that is.about 20 hours ago from TwitterBerry
        
21. stilgherrianAlmost any Google search can be dramatically improved by adding either "naked" or "duck" to your search terms. Also YouTube.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
        
22. secrettweet37331 my ex forgave me for hitting her.. But I'll never forgive myself. http://is.gd/tO168:45 PM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
23. secrettweet37276 Two of my employees think I'm a shallow materialist. They don't know I cut my pay just to keep them, even though they aren't needed.8:30 PM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
24. secrettweet37146 my dad is in prison cos he is a pedo, and i never told anyone where he was, but i still miss him terribly and love him so much8:00 PM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
25. catttaylorRT @Shama: RT @fitbizwoman To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. --William James7:27 PM Apr 21st from TweetDeck
        
26. rtkrumRT @noaman: If a picture is worth a thousand words, then an infographic is worth ten thousand words.6:54 PM Apr 21st from TweetDeck
        
27. HauteCowgirllove when i show my catty judgemental side and get tons of new followers. proves everyone loves a mean girl6:54 PM Apr 21st from mobile web
        
28. RobertJGatesIn the war against the ants you must kill the scout's... don't let them report back to the ant hill or your be fighting an endless line!!!!6:36 PM Apr 21st from web
        
29. eunice007Still does it. Cried a bit watching ET.6:16 PM Apr 21st from web
        
30. iowadawgMan who run behind car get exhausted.6:04 PM Apr 21st from web
        
31. cni4uLive as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming back tomorrow. ~ Theodore Epp5:44 PM Apr 21st from web
        
32. SteveDSmithThough no one can go back and make a brand new start. ANYONE can start from not and make a brand new ending.5:29 PM Apr 21st from web
        
33. vincereardon"The world is a book, and those who do not travel, read only a page." ~ St. Augustine4:56 PM Apr 21st from web
        
34. secrettweet37033 I spent Friday night snogging a happily married woman, it was the most romantic evening of my life. http://is.gd/tLDE3:45 PM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
35. luckyshirtStephen + Hawking = The + Man. Put THAT in your event horizon and red shift it.12:55 PM Apr 21st from web
        
36. advancedscience@ecotea that is, we engage with machines better if they pretend to have gender. Genderless machines are less interesting, less engaging.12:28 PM Apr 21st from Tweetie
        
37. PowerHungryFilmRT @Mike_Wesely: #QUOTE: "Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats." ~ Douglas Busch Me: omg! that is funny!12:20 PM Apr 21st from TweetDeck
        
38. secrettweet37127 I think my husband has alzheimers and I don't know what to do as if I tell someone it will change everything. http://is.gd/tJ0511:30 AM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
39. secrettweet37082 I'm not any happier at 140 pounds than I was at 220. http://is.gd/tIP911:15 AM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
40. arleighrt @PhilStratton 42% of all statistics are made up on the spot.11:03 AM Apr 21st from web
        
41. secrettweet36995 I was granted an order of protection against my abuser then lured him 2 me so that he would be arrested.He is still in jail 5mos. l8r11:00 AM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
42. arleigh                           are u curious how to do extra spaces in twitter? on mac, option + space                        no idea how on pc.10:45 AM Apr 21st from web
        
43. secrettweet36988 I want to join Starfleet more than anything else I can possibly imagine. I'd leave my girlfriend, friends and family for that chance10:45 AM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
44. secrettweet36931 If my husband hits 325 I am going to tell him he is disgusting. I want to vomit watching him eat. http://is.gd/tImb10:30 AM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
45. secrettweet36923 i cheated on my wife when she was 8 months pregnant with our first child. http://is.gd/tIc210:15 AM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
46. arleighrt @JohnChow Twitter enforces a 1,000 per day following limit. http://tinyurl.com/d6huj810:03 AM Apr 21st from web
        
47. secrettweet36910 I fucked up my life 37 years ago by refusing a scholarship offered to me. Now I will retire with nothing. Social security is all.10:00 AM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
48. arleighcleaning house methodically. I effing hate cleaning house. more than just about anything else.9:58 AM Apr 21st from web
        
49. ColleenLindsay@Annarkie The publishing industry is known as one of the lowest paying white-collar industries in the country. That surprises people. =)9:48 AM Apr 21st from web
        
50. secrettweet36862 Ive spent over $20,000 of my parents money on a vacuous drug filled lifestyle. http://is.gd/tHK29:30 AM Apr 21st from SecretTweet
        
51. luckyshirtWhack by popular demand.7:57 AM Apr 21st from web
        
52. blankwhitewallMom: Do you know about this twitter thing? Me: Yes, I think terrorists use it (Operation keep mom off twitter is going quite well).7:02 AM Apr 21st from web
        
53. luckyshirtGive me one moment in time. ...just not this one. ...that one either.6:04 AM Apr 21st from web
        
54. FilmTruth@NELLYWAITS I dislike wearing time as an accessory.5:28 AM Apr 21st from web
        
55. vincereardonCaution on Seeking Many Twit Followers: "In the construction of immortal fame you need first of all a cosmic shamelessness." Umberto Eco5:21 AM Apr 21st from web
        
56. ColleenLindsay@Annarkie Agents have roommates. And landlords. And second and third jobs. Because being an agent doesn't come with a paycheck.4:37 AM Apr 21st from web
        
57. angie1234p@BlokesLib Wait a sec..you Turned Twitter off??? And you're ok? No 12 step plan or anything to get there? I'm impressed that's tough ;)10:57 PM Apr 20th from TweetDeck
        
58. Sleepy_AVON@VeronicaFitzHug LOL! It can be at times. Narcolepsy is just about as fun as BiPolar Disorder ;)10:57 PM Apr 20th from web
        
59. CynthiaY29Humor is the divine antidote for exaltation of ego. [The Urantia Book, p. 549, par. 2]9:58 PM Apr 20th from TweetDeck
        
60. forces2If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? Steven Wright9:58 PM Apr 20th from web
        
61. PJIIIRT @judyrey: God is subtle but he is not malicious. -- Albert Einstein9:58 PM Apr 20th from TweetDeck
        
62. grantrobinCOPY: When telling a story, the first and most important responsibility you have is to connect the story with the audience..8:45 PM Apr 20th from twhirl
        
63. Lena_BjornaI think Blockbuster made a big mistake when implementing their "no late fees" policy...I can NEVER get the movies I want anymore...! :(8:45 PM Apr 20th from web
        
64. arleighthat poor man has been through a lot. can you imagine being married to me? he should get a trophy.7:46 PM Apr 20th from web
        
65. arleighexactly 7 years ago, my water broke all over the bedroom. white berber. made poor husb clean it up b4 we drove to hosp.7:45 PM Apr 20th from web
        
66. MorgansDeadRT @buildincomelist RT @anewmode "Materialism is buying things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people who don't matter"7:40 PM Apr 20th from TweetDeck
        
67. EuroYankIf you quit twitter does that mean you will have less friends or just less followers?7:40 PM Apr 20th from web
        
68. advancedscienceHow scary and sexy is this? A group of Silicon Valley "power women" smoking cigars and eating cotton candy. Oww!!7:27 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
        
69. jenaardellWhy am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies. ~Bette Davis6:49 PM Apr 20th from web
        
70. ColleenLindsay@initialdescent I can't help myself. His blog post is so riddled with factual errors that I want to smack him with a style guide.6:28 PM Apr 20th from web
        
71. ColleenLindsay@rickydee55 If I could afford a drink at the Algonquin, I'd pay Angelina Jolie to be my avatar.6:09 PM Apr 20th from web
        
72. ColleenLindsay@jay_lake I like to call them "The Panties in a Bunch" bunch.5:52 PM Apr 20th from web
        
73. ColleenLindsay@jay_lake My head is made of titanium. =) No troll's tooth is sharp enough to pierce it.5:51 PM Apr 20th from web
        
74. wildchildeditor@Mojocastle I do very poorly when I don't eat. Best to keep body parts away from my mouth when I haven't. (g)4:01 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
        
75. wildchildeditor@litekepr We have several books that we promote all of the time. Horror, fantasy, sci-fi, even erotica--on Freya's Bower, that is. :)3:59 PM Apr 20th from Tweetie
        
76. hollo@McBeardo congrats on the new site. in the slang of 90s surfer skaters, "Tits, dude."2:43 PM Apr 20th from web
        
77. jenaardellHow we spend our days is how we spend our lives. ~Anonymous9:17 AM Apr 20th from web
        
78. luckyshirtStudies show marijuana use can impair short-term memory and other it's too obvious that I'm going to post this again in 5 minutes, isn't it?8:53 AM Apr 20th from web
        
79. catttaylorSo true- RT @DouglasStuart Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are.8:24 AM Apr 20th from web
        
80. arleighrt @blankwhitewall I'm the only sane person in my whole family, at least that's what the voices in my head keep telling me.5:28 AM Apr 20th from web
        
81. arleighrt @gardenorganic What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? "Take me to your weeder."5:22 AM Apr 20th from web
        
82. arleighrt @APLINK RT @Crazy_Golfer A bank lends you an umbrella in fair weather & ask for it back when it begins to rain. ~Robert Frost4:10 AM Apr 20th from web
        
83. sweetcherrypoprt @ZEROGreenhouse Hey if man can put a man on the moon and bring him back down - why can't he put the toilet seat down?10:34 PM Apr 19th from web
        
84. sweetcherrypopHow many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.10:27 PM Apr 19th from web
        
85. sweetcherrypop@hankito yes,all the feminist dropped me like a bomb after that ROTLF10:27 PM Apr 19th from web
        
86. sweetcherrypopHow many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.10:26 PM Apr 19th from web
        
87. sweetcherrypopWhat did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.10:25 PM Apr 19th from web
        
88. sweetcherrypopOk gals, here are some men jokes now. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes10:25 PM Apr 19th from web
        
89. sweetcherrypopOk men, here's another for ya. Why do women have smaller feet than men?? - So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.10:24 PM Apr 19th from web
        
90. sweetcherrypopow many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they never change anything!10:18 PM Apr 19th from web
        
91. sweetcherrypopAny man who cant love you in all your seasons is no man at all. Unless you're a cold,conniving psycho-bitch from Hell.Then all bets are off10:11 PM Apr 19th from web
        
92. sweetcherrypop@Garritt I notice a LOT of people are slowing down on the use of Auto Dm's because of the negativity behind them.10:08 PM Apr 19th from web
        
93. sweetcherrypopWomen are cute and cuddly - every man should own one.10:03 PM Apr 19th from web
        
94. sweetcherrypopWhy Beer Is Better Than Women: A beer always goes down easy.10:01 PM Apr 19th from web
        
95. sweetcherrypopWhy Beer Is Better Than Women: A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.10:01 PM Apr 19th from web
        
96. sweetcherrypopWhat's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.9:58 PM Apr 19th from web
        
97. nomad_chicken@nomadicmatt I felt like I deserved a medal- or at least a party- when I finished Anna Karenina9:23 PM Apr 19th from web
        
98. duffmcduffeeMarketing currently plays off lust and greed to motivate consumption. As we become more whole, this kind of marketing won't work anymore.8:55 PM Apr 19th from web
        
99. nomad_chickenI've given-up on 'Ulysses'.... again.6:41 PM Apr 19th from web
        
100. arleighRT @emma_zero: I just got an email message from my daughter who is sitting across the room from me.%cyber family6:23 PM Apr 19th from TweetDeck
         
101. davegray@daveixd motto I like: progress not perfection! Which I understand to mean: focus on what u have accomplished rather than where u fell short4:36 PM Apr 19th from Tweetie
         
102. vincereardonWhy you should never speak to police w/o your attorney present, Part II. http://tinyurl.com/6elzsb2:11 PM Apr 19th from web
         
103. vincereardonWhy you should never speak to police without an attorney present. http://tinyurl.com/6jvupt2:08 PM Apr 19th from web
         
104. TracyOConnor@DaveFowler I admit, in the summer, I let them run around the house in their underwear so there is less laundry.12:08 PM Apr 19th from TweetDeck
         
105. TracyOConnor@DaveFowler Every now and again, everything mysteriously goes right and we find ourselves 30 minutes early for school.11:51 AM Apr 19th from TweetDeck
         
106. arleighRT @Kevin_Wolf: @arleigh, I suspect you are having fun with Twitter. Stop immediately. This is a serious service for douches to network.6:55 AM Apr 19th from TweetDeck
         
107. arleighmom & dad fox are out of their little hole across the street watching over 2 small pups who are clumsily wrestling & scampering.6:12 AM Apr 19th from TweetDeck
         
108. TracyOConnor@DaveFowler I would sleep on a blackberry bush if that meant I could sleep alone for once!5:42 AM Apr 19th from TweetDeck
         
109. TracyOConnorOw, slept crooked to keep the baby from falling out of the bed and now my neck is killing me.5:08 AM Apr 19th from TweetDeck
         
110. blindguy55In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. Thomas Jefferson2:59 AM Apr 19th from Power Twitter
         
111. rossjonesI took it apart, therefore I can put it back together - a fallacy that I'll never learn from :(2:59 AM Apr 19th from Tweetie
         
112. vincereardonMeaning and reality were not hidden somewhere behind things, they were in them, in all of them. - Hermann Hesse9:40 PM Apr 18th from web
         
113. stilgherrian@kcarruthers Most mental institutions have a special ward for users of alpha software. http://is.gd/teNq9:05 PM Apr 18th from TweetDeck
         
114. stilgherrianAmount of sympathy I have for people who use beta software and then have it fail in some way: ZERO.8:42 PM Apr 18th from TweetDeck
         
115. ArfanChaudhry2cm long fish swims up boy's penis in India .... still wondering how!! (its a news article) http://454.me/e416nn/8:31 PM Apr 18th from web
         
116. rbernaltxAffirmation without discipline is the beginning of delusion. Jim Rohn8:31 PM Apr 18th from web
         
117. secrettweet36423 I should have pulled the plug when my wife cried on our wedding night because she didn't want to have sex with me. That was in '93.8:00 PM Apr 18th from SecretTweet
         
118. orisassonNever forget.... "Arguing with a fool proves there are two. " ~ Doris M. Smith #quote7:45 PM Apr 18th from TweetDeck
         
119. secrettweet36374 My mother is very sick and has been since I was 8. Sometimes I wish she would die so she'll stop hurting all the time.7:30 PM Apr 18th from SecretTweet
         
120. secrettweet36362 I just found out that my son is doing gay porn with a famous website. I won't tell my husband. I'm shocked! http://is.gd/te1L7:15 PM Apr 18th from SecretTweet
         
121. secrettweet36356 If I had known that marriage was this hard, I would have married for money. http://is.gd/tdUH7:00 PM Apr 18th from SecretTweet
         
122. secrettweet36353 I found out my fiance was cheating on me two days before my wedding and I married him anyway because I have no friends.6:45 PM Apr 18th from SecretTweet
         
123. davegrayrt @rmolden It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. --- Epictetus: (via @pdejager)5:28 PM Apr 18th from Tweetie
         
124. TruckerDesireeI'm just sitting on the curb looking at this lake in the dark by myself... well Karma is here but she's ignoring me...4:16 PM Apr 18th from mobile web
         
125. migukinI believe the Tea Parties and Texas Succession issues are simply white America's unconcious reaction to having a black president.8:43 AM Apr 18th from web
         
126. migukinI've decided to declare the Republic of Me. Our motto is, "We have seen the enemy and they are us."8:38 AM Apr 18th from web
         
127. vincereardonFred Astaire's Hollywood screen test reportedly read, "Balding. Can't sing. Dances a little." So much for critics.7:11 AM Apr 18th from web
         
128. vincereardonBeckett's fav philosopher, Arnold Geulinex, suggests his political stance: Don't invest hope or longing in an arena where you have no power.7:03 AM Apr 18th from web
         
129. Nurul54rt @SusanCosmos Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.” - Arnold Glasgow4:26 AM Apr 18th from web
         
130. Mark_Braunsteinfinally figured out asking ur wife if shes almost ready adds 10 minutes 4 every infraction - unless u are going somewhere u dont want to go12:19 AM Apr 18th from web
         
131. Mark_BraunsteinI amazed that Im able to get anywhere in the car without my wife - How do I know when to slow down, what car to watch out for, when to stop?12:09 AM Apr 18th from web
         
132. Mark_BraunsteinThere's no point in stopping at a gas station for directions because the people working there are NEVER from that area anymore11:59 PM Apr 17th from web
         
133. Mark_BraunsteinGPS and mapquest are probably the biggest marriage savers, cuz now we have something else to blame when we get lost11:56 PM Apr 17th from web
         
134. Iconic88If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought. Pilgrim, Peace11:54 PM Apr 17th from TweetDeck
         
135. Mark_BraunsteinNever understood why my wife make me turn down the car radio when we are looking for an address...does music impair your vision?11:28 PM Apr 17th from web
         
136. MorgansDeadRT @epcotx: "Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable."-Anon9:17 PM Apr 17th from TweetDeck
         
137. stilgherrian@PeterBlackQUT So far I have, indeed, managed to resist the temptation of #fistingoprah ... but others have not.8:36 PM Apr 17th from TweetDeck
         
138. XtalUpton Sinclair: "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it."6:40 PM Apr 17th from web
         
139. RaykeAshton Kutcher and Diddy trying to explain Twitter to Larry King is like watching someone try to explain The Constitution to George W Bush.6:34 PM Apr 17th from Birdhouse
         
140. Xtal"The real result of every "affordability" program is to keep you in debt for the rest of your life so that you have to keep working."6:26 PM Apr 17th from web
         
141. secrettweet36267 My child is the only thing that keeps me from giving up and embracing homelessness as a lifestyle. I keep going for him.6:15 PM Apr 17th from SecretTweet
         
142. RaykeTo celebrate Earth Day next week, I'll drive my SUV on flat tires, towing a van with the AC on & windows down, launching baby seals out.4:51 PM Apr 17th from Birdhouse
         
143. edwardbochesRt @labeet. Twitter = library with smart librarians1:01 PM Apr 17th from TwitterBerry
         
144. secrettweet36186 I used to be so confident - one thing led to another and now I'm so scared of life. Crippled by fear. I want the old me back.12:15 PM Apr 17th from SecretTweet
         
145. SallyLeeCandles"We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations." Charles R. Swindoll (@essentialu)11:21 AM Apr 17th from web
         
146. edwardbochesRT @dupreeblue: @edwardboches #Twitter= the cool kids table in the lunch room. #twitter=11:20 AM Apr 17th from TweetDeck
         
147. edwardbochesmyspace=bar, facebook=backyard barbeque, linkedin=office, what does twitter= share answers at #twitter=11:13 AM Apr 17th from web
         
148. secrettweet36111 i think my sisters baby is FUGLY... but i constatly tell her how pretty she is... i hope the child grows into its features..8:00 AM Apr 17th from SecretTweet
         
149. secrettweet36126 I liked me better when I was an alcoholic. I was skinnier and happier and I had more friends. Now I'm just lonely. http://is.gd/sSOw8:30 PM Apr 16th from SecretTweet
         
150. secrettweet36125 Every once in a while I'll tell someone I was on MTV. What I don't tell them is that the show I was on was Fat Camp 2.8:15 PM Apr 16th from SecretTweet
         
151. ESedlockGrammerI got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed b/c I was like ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.' Demetri Martin8:05 PM Apr 16th from TweetDeck
         
152. forestmarie"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials." Chinese proverb7:18 PM Apr 16th from web
         
153. davegrayMy vices can beat up my smarts, any day. (via @cw)6:19 PM Apr 16th from Tweetie
         
154. davegray"My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading" ~ Steve Jobs (via @semanticwill)6:05 PM Apr 16th from Tweetie
         
155. davegrayGreat advice from @kaleemux: 1. If you're sitting with a woman, get off of Twitter & pay attention to her. 2. Get your own fries!6:03 PM Apr 16th from Tweetie
         
156. secrettweet36076 My client farted during a meeting today and I pretended not to notice. It was so foul, I billed her an extra hour on my timesheet.5:00 PM Apr 16th from SecretTweet
         
157. secrettweet36016 When I see I have a text, my heart begins to hope it's a friend who wants to see how I'm doing. But it never is. It's just twitter.2:00 PM Apr 16th from SecretTweet
         
158. GenosworldHelping Ashton Kutcher get to 1 million followers benefits charity. Following @genosworld benefits no charity. I'm honest and kinda cute...11:35 AM Apr 16th from web
         
159. drniliTwitty ditties~~Little poems~~Seen on laps~~And desks~~And phones11:13 AM Apr 16th from TweetDeck
         
160. gwenbellI'll tell you what life is to me. First it's about figuring out what's worth fighting for. And then fighting for that with all your might.9:29 AM Apr 16th from web
         
161. SuperwitterFIND OF THE DAY- Add a Video To Your Twitter Page In Seconds with BubbleTweet http://bit.ly/4zfKYZ WAY too cool.9:29 AM Apr 16th from Seesmic Desktop
         
162. drniliCat sitting on me~~dampening me~~paw prints on my blouse~~for free.9:25 AM Apr 16th from web
         
163. drniliI wish I could capture~~Lovely haiku grace~~One hundred forty characters~~of literary lace.9:12 AM Apr 16th from web
         
164. GiveAndHelpUpRT @Traffica Failures all lead to one place... feedback!7:13 AM Apr 16th from HootSuite
         
165. drniliPulled out the computer~~And what did I find?~~Dust balls the size~~of a bunnies behind.5:41 AM Apr 16th from web
         
166. drniliTwitter spam~~Is not much fun~~Click. Unfollow!~~Smile. I'm done5:39 AM Apr 16th from web
         
167. drniliIs that virtual candy~~That you're eating?~~Did you just go~~Twick-or-tweeting?4:05 AM Apr 16th from web
         
168. evilgrrlRT @SharneseLaNier ~ Our own life is the instrument with which we experiment with the truth. -Buddha #quotes7:01 PM Apr 15th from web
         
169. secrettweet35950 I once accidentally turned the power off in my old office. Many people lost a huge amount of important work. I didn't own up.7:00 PM Apr 15th from SecretTweet
         
170. duffmcduffeeThe world is ultimately unknowable and mysterious. All forms of knowing distort differently.6:41 PM Apr 15th from web
         
171. duffmcduffee@Brandyourself The more expertly we craft our mission statements/personal brands/elevator pitches, the more our very lives are for sale.6:34 PM Apr 15th from web
         
172. duffmcduffeeWe live in a sea of doublespeak: WAR IS PEACE | MARKETING IS AUTHENTICITY | PERSONAL WEALTH IS ENLIGHTENMENT6:24 PM Apr 15th from web
         
173. arleighfor my birthday, my friends all chipped in and bought me a sweater. I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner.6:20 PM Apr 15th from web
         
174. duffmcduffeeEventually, you begin to believe your own personal branding. To display a consistent brand, you hide things even from yourself.6:19 PM Apr 15th from web
         
175. duffmcduffeePersonal marketing or branding is similarly about hiding the parts of yourself that would upset others and solidifying a clear role.6:19 PM Apr 15th from web
         
176. duffmcduffeeMarketing is about displaying your good parts and hiding the rest--the cultivation of inauthenticity.6:18 PM Apr 15th from web
         
177. duffmcduffeeBeing authentic is messy. At times you are happy, at times anxious/depressed/angry. But this can't all fit into an elevator pitch.6:18 PM Apr 15th from web
         
178. duffmcduffeeThe more authentic you are, the less likely you'll have a clear, coherent brand statement for others to easily ingest and make sense of.6:16 PM Apr 15th from web
         
179. duffmcduffeeThe more alienated our culture gets, the more important are our surfaces, our personal brands...which increases our alienation.6:14 PM Apr 15th from web
         
180. duffmcduffee@dancing_geek Those that lead quietly by example are often ignored, or ride on the coattails and communities of the famous.6:05 PM Apr 15th from web
         
181. arleighcould you guys tweet louder? I am trying to ignore a clicky sound the dishwasher's making.5:13 PM Apr 15th from web
         
182. arleighthat lady who taped a dog to the fridge in boulder is lucky husband nor I know where she lives. carrying duct tape in car just in case.4:04 PM Apr 15th from web
         
183. arleighHow many tweets would a tweeter tweet if the tweeter tweeted tweets?4:02 PM Apr 15th from web
         
184. hollohousesitting. guy next door is so agitated & in pain, in this loud argument with his ex-wife, that he just threw up all over their patio3:57 PM Apr 15th from web
         
185. LaughItUp"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." ~ Mark Twain …via @screamingeagle13:55 PM Apr 15th from HootSuite
         
186. drnili@AlohaArleen Flipping off the twitter bird~~All these tweets are just absurd~~I'd log off, away I'd run~~If twitter-play werent so much fun3:03 PM Apr 15th from web
         
187. LaughItUp"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." ~ Joe Theismann …via @speedydd2:37 PM Apr 15th from HootSuite
         
188. secrettweet35808 I have my own internet connection, but I'm using my neighbor's instead. For no reason. http://ad.vu/pw3p1:45 PM Apr 15th from SecretTweet
         
189. drniliA lizard in a tizzy~~Scurrying and busy~~Trying to get away~~From a cat that wants to play4:36 AM Apr 15th from web
         
190. holloOMG why is it hard to schedule stuff when everyone is unemployed & owns 20 different calendar devices?7:05 PM Apr 14th from web
         
191. vintageozarksI like to select "Everyone" on the Twitter bar and look for interesting tweets to follow.6:57 PM Apr 14th from web
         
192. duffmcduffeeI feel like I wasted my best years reading crappy personal development books.6:39 PM Apr 14th from web
         
193. RaykeI wonder if kids born with parkinsons can die of self-inflicted "shaken baby syndrome"? 3...2...1...Unfollow!6:34 PM Apr 14th from Birdhouse
         
194. migukinI want my video Twitter. Give everybody a 30 second clip they can upload instead of text and see what happens.5:59 PM Apr 14th from web
         
195. drniliOgden Nash was quite a guy---Left and right he let words fly---If he had twittered it's no lie---he'd have been more terse than I5:39 PM Apr 14th from web
         
196. hookedonmonixtrying to twitter with a 2 year old on my lap, and wishing I had a soda instead. It's way less wiggly.4:53 PM Apr 14th from web
         
197. arleighRT @robineccles: @arleigh Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease3:33 PM Apr 14th from TweetDeck
         
198. rainesmakerThings that are scalable can make you a lot of money. Things that are not, may be more valuable.2:03 PM Apr 14th from TweetDeck
         
199. duffmcduffee@majidrazvi I suppose one difference between water and people is that water doesn't sit around dreaming up ways to be more powerful.1:46 PM Apr 14th from web
         
200. arleighyou know what's interesting? looking at people's favorites in their twitter profiles. find some good people to follow that way.12:48 PM Apr 14th from TweetDeck
         
201. RaykeBacon is God's way of getting revenge on the Jews.11:55 AM Apr 14th from Birdhouse
         
202. duffmcduffeeWhat kind of power corrupts? Are their forms of power that do not corrupt? Does all power corrupt equally and in the same ways?11:23 AM Apr 14th from web
         
203. duffmcduffee:) RT @majidrazvi Once space travel is established, what will America's space military be called? I hope it's "the Astromarines".11:21 AM Apr 14th from web
         
204. duffmcduffeeWhat does it mean for power to corrupt? I think it means that those with power tend to act in self-serving, win-lose ways.11:20 AM Apr 14th from web
         
205. duffmcduffeeThe true secret (or occult/esoteric knowledge) is not about amassing personal wealth through visualization techniques.8:19 AM Apr 14th from web
         
206. FilmTruthDoes anyone here have both an outdoor cat and a bird-feeder? Any idea about how to keep a good hunter away from the birdies?7:41 AM Apr 14th from web
         
207. arleigh@RossCottrell well, my husband's boss is a dominatrix and he loves it. (we own a business together)4:23 AM Apr 14th from web
         
208. duffmcduffeeIn order to be wealthy, you must have more money than most other people. Most people will by definition lose at this game.10:33 PM Apr 13th from web
         
209. duffmcduffeeDo you ever think that people are sometimes irrational? If so, you have refuted the #1 premise of classical economics.9:41 PM Apr 13th from web
         
210. duffmcduffee@TimBrownson Writing ethical copy that does not sell by means of hype, sex, money, and power has a very small audience.8:10 PM Apr 13th from web
         
211. arleighbefore bed tonight my 6 year old son was speaking in binary. I think we watch too much futurama.7:14 PM Apr 13th from TweetDeck
         
212. arleighthis is my hay fever tweet: achoo! achoo! achoo! achoo!5:05 PM Apr 13th from TweetDeck
         
213. dbI'd rather have my reach be deeper than wider. Having great influence amongst a few is greater than little amongst the many.4:47 PM Apr 13th from web
         
214. dbIt's not about what you say or how many people you say it to but how what you say affects the people you say it to.4:46 PM Apr 13th from web
         
215. RaykeApparently, asking a lady if she would like to "suck the roofie out of my penis" isn't a good pickup line. Live and learn and get arrested.2:33 PM Apr 13th from Tweetie
         
216. RaykeI didn't even own a gun before Passover, but suddenly it's become a permanent fixture inside my mouth.10:45 AM Apr 13th from web
         
217. RemielI was almost suckered into budget priced laser eye surgery, but the "Buy Ten, Get a FREE Coffee" punchcard made me suspicious.10:19 AM Apr 13th from web
         
218. firelandIt wasn't funny at the time, but now I can look back on it and drink.9:18 AM Apr 13th from Birdhouse
         
219. TracyOConnorMy 4 y/o is going to look for some impornation on wookie-a-pedia about why darf gator turned into the dark sight.7:36 AM Apr 13th from TweetDeck
         
220. amuseFacebook users get lower grades: http://tinyurl.com/cd25ar8:10 PM Apr 12th from web
         
221. timeladyRT @PaulaBrett: Is a successful diet the triumph of mind over platter?5:43 PM Apr 12th from twhirl
         
222. Sophie_Lhoste“The way you make love is the way God will be with you.” Rumi5:43 PM Apr 12th from web
         
223. PaulaBrettIs a successful diet the triumph of mind over platter?5:42 PM Apr 12th from TweetDeck
         
224. arleighthe wormy URL gets the tweet5:16 PM Apr 12th from web
         
225. rainesmaker@pamslim Traditional publishing will heed to the revenue potential of "market creation trending" of self publishing.4:46 PM Apr 12th from TweetDeck
         
226. XtalI am seriously in love with my ipod touch. It's kind of sick. A human should not love a gadget that much.4:43 PM Apr 12th from web
         
227. ColleenLindsayIMPROVISED MUNITIONS HANDBOOK by Dept of Defense still ranked; GENDER OUTLAW by Kate Bornstein is not. #amazonfail3:44 PM Apr 12th from web
         
228. TracyOConnorAt airport, about to read Paradox of Choice. Might start coming here weekly just to get some reading done.3:31 PM Apr 12th from Twittelator
         
229. arleighwhy I hate watching movies with husb - he says memorized lines a second before the movie says them.2:58 PM Apr 12th from web
         
230. arleighwhy my husb hates watching movies with me: "the book was better." "this wasn't in the book." "they just skipped a lot that was in the book."2:49 PM Apr 12th from web
         
231. Xtal@ninaksimon I'm kind of weird though. I'm more word-oriented than visual. Sometimes I don't see what's in front of me unless it's described.2:34 PM Apr 12th from web
         
232. drniliRT @themoeyouknow RT @JerryBroughton The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.1:01 PM Apr 12th from web
         
233. XtalEaster is the day Christians commemorate their non-Jewishness by eating a big ol' ham.12:54 PM Apr 12th from web
         
234. TracyOConnorYou know, I can't really think of an emotion I could feel that couldn't be expressed by linking to a Prince video.10:14 AM Apr 12th from TweetDeck
         
235. arleighson was unimpressed that there was a little blue bunny print on each of his notes this morning.9:04 AM Apr 12th from web
         
236. mamacessie@mileycyrus I think it means that you are suppressing all your feeling from the day...then they all come out at night!5:24 AM Apr 12th from web
         
237. lisahickey@tomcummings Thank you! I like when people disagree with me because then I re-think things from their perspective.4:18 AM Apr 12th from TweetDeck
         
238. RaykeI'm so drunk, the application "Basic Motor Skills" has quit unexpectedly.3:58 AM Apr 12th from Tweetie
         
239. duffmcduffeeA related great act of magic sorely needed in our age is to re-enchant the world, to make every moment, act, being, place, etc. sacred.9:53 PM Apr 11th from web
         
240. duffmcduffeeThe ultimate act of magic (the Great Work) is to transform your worst qualities into love, peace, etc. through acceptance and understanding.9:53 PM Apr 11th from web
         
241. duffmcduffee@truthofz To restate, practices that specifically inflate ego or increase the illusion of separation in the name of spirit are "black magic"9:37 PM Apr 11th from web
         
242. duffmcduffee@truthofz For instance, the main technique from Think and Grow Rich is to inflate one's ego by increasing desire for personal wealth.9:31 PM Apr 11th from web
         
243. duffmcduffee@truthofz Black magic is therefore associated with such egoic pursuits as fame, individual wealth, power, etc.,--in the name of liberation.9:30 PM Apr 11th from web
         
244. larryczerwonkaYou can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.~Stephen King6:46 PM Apr 11th from web
         
245. RichardDParker@iuliusg "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." Sir James Dewar, Scientist (1877-1925)6:46 PM Apr 11th from web
         
246. XtalSometimes I wish I were a guy.Not for sexual reasons.But because of the easy intellectual cameraderie some men seem to be have w each other.6:04 PM Apr 11th from web
         
247. arleighthe home office paper shredder comes in handy on easter eve.5:57 PM Apr 11th from web
         
248. arleighrt @manielse Is Easter the one day of the year where it's OK to put all your eggs in one basket?5:31 PM Apr 11th from web
         
249. RaykeTomorrow, I'll celebrate my inagural "Tweaster" by hiding empty plastic eggs from my niece that each say "Something Is Technically Wrong".4:56 PM Apr 11th from Tweetie
         
250. RaykeI've trained my dog to take a shit in the floor every time he hears me grab my keys to leave, always making me late. Suck it, Ivan Pavlov.12:59 PM Apr 11th from Tweetie
         
251. RaykeThese time-management classes are getting in the way of my Twittering time.9:17 AM Apr 11th from web
         
252. drniliFailure + stopping ='s learned helplessness. Failure + restarting ='s learned lessons + improvement + wisdom.3:57 AM Apr 11th from web
         
253. migukinI've come to the realization that there are actually some thoughts in my head best kept there. Wow, I smell book deal!3:37 AM Apr 11th from web
         
254. Gnuboss@IncomeDiary My fav #inspiration #quote = Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier ~ Colin Powell3:35 AM Apr 11th from TweetDeck
         
255. drniliRT @danschawbel The difference between blogs and twitter is that on Twitter you can actually identify your subscribers!3:12 AM Apr 11th from web
         
256. XtalWhile all my tweeps are asleep the Fail Whale floats serenely on behalf of waking Twitterers walking upside down under a brightly hidden sun12:01 AM Apr 11th from TwitterFon
         
257. XtalI love living in the frayed edges of an unraveling universe.11:46 PM Apr 10th from TwitterFon
         
258. duffmcduffee@unsuicide Totally. The only way to end pain is to transform it. Creating art can help.10:19 PM Apr 10th from web
         
259. duffmcduffee@thedazman I think it's because artists graduate Art School, need jobs, and advertising pays well. But ads are poor replacement for Art.10:19 PM Apr 10th from web
         
260. ElizObihFrank"You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour and you will have war." Winston Churchill10:14 PM Apr 10th from web
         
261. duffmcduffee"such things as toxic waste, cancer, divorce, weaponry, and so forth count as 'goods and services' and contribute to GDP"~Charles Eisenstein9:06 PM Apr 10th from web
         
262. Arcadia1@Shibaguyz Now see, that market is clearly saturated. And I have moved on to Diaphragms for rodents!8:27 PM Apr 10th from TweetDeck
         
263. evilgrrlRT @mayhemstudios ~pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees opportunity N every difficulty - Churchill (via @epcotx)8:19 PM Apr 10th from web
         
264. duffmcduffee@IntegralChaotic Adya said that the unenlightened state is like running around looking for rest. His advice? Sprint! Until you pass out. :)7:14 PM Apr 10th from web
         
265. davegray@hardaway I have twitter advice too! Can I trade it for wine please? :)6:13 PM Apr 10th from Tweetie
         
266. davegrayIf I create from the heart, nearly everything works; if from the head, almost nothing. (via @art4change)6:04 PM Apr 10th from Tweetie
         
267. evilgrrlRT @oneDivineSPIRIT ~ The mediocre teacher tells.The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates.The great teacher inspires4:49 PM Apr 10th from web
         
268. evilgrrlRT @MinaMeowRt @MargoEve: What's not to like about Jesus? Cured Lepers. Turned Water into wine. Now his fan club on the other hand... (LOL)4:38 PM Apr 10th from web
         
269. Arcadia1The depth of my gratitude for all of my Follows today is only overshadowed by how much I love my Rice Crispy Treats and coffee right now.4:35 PM Apr 10th from TweetDeck
         
270. Sternenfee#followfriday RT @Mark_Braunstein: Twitter Paranoia: Believing this tweet is about you2:30 PM Apr 10th from TweetDeck
         
271. Sternenfee#followfriday RT @willingthrall: Wouldn't a Jedi "mind trick" be considered highly immoral by most ethicists?2:26 PM Apr 10th from TweetDeck
         
272. Sternenfee#followfriday rofl RT @Mark_Braunstein: Twitter News Flash: Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems2:26 PM Apr 10th from TweetDeck
         
273. duffmcduffeeSo today I was included on a list of positive Twitterers. I find it somewhat ironic that I tend to not follow people who are too positive.1:18 PM Apr 10th from web
         
274. TracyOConnor@TimBrownson apparently I give enough of a shit to RT, but not enough to take the time to really read it myself!12:15 PM Apr 10th from TweetDeck
         
275. jantallentReading a great thriller by a NEW TO ME writer but oh, boy, does she need MY services. Have to stop often there are so many errors/typos!9:00 AM Apr 10th from web
         
276. vincereardon@dirkjohnson I understand. We were hardwired to crawl out of a cave, pounce on game, and drag it back for the clan. Not remember tweets.8:40 AM Apr 10th from web
         
277. vincereardon“Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler.” Nietzsche8:38 AM Apr 10th from web
         
278. vincereardonRT @anamariecox Dem insider: "We welcome Rove being the face of the GOP. He has numbers that rival those of syphilis."7:25 AM Apr 10th from web
         
279. vincereardon"Restless" by Wm Boyd is an espionage/mystery novel that I couldn't put down. And I don't say that about many books I read. #readinglist7:21 AM Apr 10th from web
         
280. FilmTruthMy cat loves catching things outside and then releasing them inside to find later. This morning it was a snake in the guest bedroom.3:56 AM Apr 10th from web
         
281. RaykeI'd rather hide Jesus and resurrect the eggs.11:47 PM Apr 9th from web
         
282. PageSageRT @aplusk "Lmao Rt @stanandolli I'm on twitter so much, last time I had sex I shouted @god instead of 'oh god'"7:10 PM Apr 9th from Twittelator
         
283. vincereardon@StephanieInCA We boomer parents don't want our delicate youth to chomp on a crucified savior. It's not edifying.5:32 PM Apr 9th from web
         
284. mariaandrosEVERYTHING you want is just outside of your comfort zone If i did not step outside mine this wouldnt be possible http://tinyurl.com/ctyhkb4:17 PM Apr 9th from web
         
285. RaykeYet another awesome iPhone autocorrection: "The fires are getting pretty close to you. You should probably start ejaculating". (Evacuating)3:07 PM Apr 9th from Tweetie
         
286. secrettweet34765 my husband stays home with our daughter while i work f/t. i miss her SO much & resent him daily for the situation we're in.9:30 AM Apr 9th from SecretTweet
         
287. secrettweet34669 I was worried about my new job.It's hard.But my girlfriend loves that I come home dirty.It turns her on. http://ad.vu/w5wp8:30 AM Apr 9th from SecretTweet
         
288. katlogictalkI'VE FOUND THE CURE TO TWITTER ADDICTION..... Had a mild MI... couldn't twitter for at least a month...there's a cure for ya7:55 AM Apr 9th from web
         
289. vincereardon@whitehousewatch Obviously the Bush "plan" wasn't working regarding Iran. Much prefer Obama's idea: keep your enemies close. Very smart.7:08 AM Apr 9th from web
         
290. vincereardon@acmaurer Call me crazy but this has been true of most White House administrations. Politics is the aphrodisiac of the wealthy and powerful.5:47 AM Apr 9th from web
         
291. BarbaraUechi“Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust."-Zig Ziglar11:50 PM Apr 8th from TweetDeck
         
292. RaykeWhat the hooker doesn't realize, is that her screaming for me to let her out of the trunk only keeps me awake, and further irritates me.10:34 PM Apr 8th from web
         
293. evilgrrlMoving can really make you understand what a materialistic society we have. Not that I'm getting rid of all my stuff or anything. . .6:23 PM Apr 8th from web
         
294. secrettweet34430 I think my wife is planning her next affair, she isn't dissatisfied just looking for excitement not sure what to do http://ad.vu/48iq5:30 PM Apr 8th from SecretTweet
         
295. secrettweet34381 I put out to get my foot in the door coz I needed a place to live, knowing he'd be too spineless to kick me out when I stopped.3:15 PM Apr 8th from SecretTweet
         
296. secrettweet334350 By the time he finally believed that I did love him, he'd begun emotionally abusing me so badly that I no longer did.2:40 PM Apr 8th from SecretTweet
         
297. duffmcduffeeFake retweets are the new backhanded compliment.12:27 PM Apr 8th from web
         
298. duffmcduffeeThe phrase "automate your social marketing" makes about as much sense as "outsource your sex life."11:47 AM Apr 8th from web
         
299. davegrayWhy is it that the more expensive the car, the less likely you are to find a courteous driver behind the wheel?10:46 AM Apr 8th from Tweetie
         
300. lookman_authorCan I ever put my characters through more hell! Oh yes I can!10:46 AM Apr 8th from Power Twitter
         
301. blankwhitewallIn a lot of ways Twitter is like a child actor: full of promise but destined to crash and burn before reaching puberty.5:44 AM Apr 8th from web
         
302. RaykeAll this shit with Twitter being "broken" is just genius marketing to make us actually WANT them to create Pro accounts.10:30 PM Apr 7th from web
         
303. arleighI swore I'd never work in food service. no one told me that's it's the core job of being a mom. let's not even discuss breastfeeding. lol7:12 PM Apr 7th from TweetDeck
         
304. arleighis there a twitter effect, similar to butterfly effect? like when we're all getting up and australia's going to bed and it gets confusing?7:10 PM Apr 7th from TweetDeck
         
305. calebscovilleJust because U R primarily a "writer" or "speaker", it doesn't mean that all of ur ideal clients are "readers" or "listeners" respectively2:30 PM Apr 7th from web
         
306. AndyL19Note to my followers: If you ask for a RT, I'll most likely not RT your tweet.2:30 PM Apr 7th from Tweetie
         
307. arleighwhen I get home: check dogs, check twitter, check email, check message boards, check twitter, get a snack, watch tv, check twitter.2:08 PM Apr 7th from TweetDeck
         
308. duffmcduffee@nickberger Perhaps so--you sound more optimistic than me! I think real healing is hard to quantify, hence drugs are #1 choice by insurance.1:45 PM Apr 7th from web
         
309. arleighfavorite ego stroke at the gym: pick up a weight someone was struggling with and warm up with it.11:02 AM Apr 7th from web
         
310. arleighhusband left radio on for the dogs today. religious music. "god for dogs"10:36 AM Apr 7th from web
         
311. arleighrt @pfunn: Actually I wasn't among those who lost their Twitter avatars [yesterday]. But when I looked in the mirror, my head was gone.4:18 AM Apr 7th from web
         
312. arleighrt @wendelldotme: @arleigh Is she using twampons? u must do something about ur obsession 2 Twitterfy English language. It's getting scary.3:59 AM Apr 7th from web
         
313. arleighThis is not a tweet.3:38 AM Apr 7th from web
         
314. Iconic88Marketing Tip: Using social media is more than getting new business. It's nurturing the relationships u have.11:17 PM Apr 6th from TweetDeck
         
315. SharonLDIn order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. — Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra11:17 PM Apr 6th from web
         
316. duffmcduffeeEveryone has inner voices and pictures. We are insane to the degree that we are controlled by them.9:28 PM Apr 6th from web
         
317. duffmcduffeeSchizophasia is funny. Mom fart human nonbeing am running lose boink hard in the purple pool, don't you agree?8:50 PM Apr 6th from web
         
318. FilmTruth@intuitioneer I think it's easier to tweet while watching TV than to tweet while reading.7:34 PM Apr 6th from web
         
319. FilmTruth@ReporterRen Twitter is actually eating avatars for power snacks right now because its life force is being crushed by the weight of tweets.7:11 PM Apr 6th from web
         
320. norisakittenHeld myself hostage in my room the whole day. I feel a little bit better now. I'm going to eat some Honduran style bean tostadas.4:49 PM Apr 6th from txt
         
321. TheRatRaceRebelRT @Iconic88: "Hope arouses, as nothing else can arouse, a passion for the possible."William Sloan Coffin (Love It!)4:28 PM Apr 6th from TweetDeck
         
322. arleighI just cancelled a credit card that just went from 12% to 20%. it was already too much. now it's too too much. not waiting for too too too.3:48 PM Apr 6th from web
         
323. PoonStabbyCourt went great. It turned out the judge is following me on Twitter. He did tell me to make sure I get parental consent next time..3:11 PM Apr 6th from web
         
324. arleightemporarily losing your twitter avatar is causing worldwide mini-identity crises.2:13 PM Apr 6th from web
         
325. arleighhey cool I'm close to 1000 followers. do I win something?1:28 PM Apr 6th from web
         
326. arleighrobot is happy ÷]1:26 PM Apr 6th from web
         
327. XtalRT @qjohn Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness. Ludwig Wittgenstein8:47 AM Apr 6th from TwitterFon
         
328. XtalRT @bruces: "I will confess to having twitter-based dreams that were carried out 140 characters at a time." http://tinyurl.com/da4vtq8:29 AM Apr 6th from TwitterFon
         
329. XtalYou know what this means. Aliens = good eatin'!2:16 AM Apr 6th from TwitterFon
         
330. XtalRT @XiXiDu: Why ET's genetic code could be just like ours http://bit.ly/bdMNd2:15 AM Apr 6th from TwitterFon
         
331. duffmcduffeeWe tend to think of "acting" as fake. But a good actor isn't *playing* a character, they *are* the character. Acting is magic.9:08 AM Apr 5th from web
         
332. lisahickeyWas this said when the phone was first invented? “Can’t have that in the workplace. People will be too unproductive.”7:31 AM Apr 5th from web
         
333. Nurul54Yeah you can't solve a problem from its own level ~>need a shift in perspective7:17 PM Apr 4th from web
         
334. arleighrt @heatherknitz so, when is twitter going down? I need enough time to take a valium5:45 PM Apr 4th from web
         
335. secrettweet333917 What have I done that is so bad that you constantly put me last? Is it all the carepackages? All the letters? All the love?5:40 PM Apr 4th from SecretTweet
         
336. susanvhinds"Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory."General George S. Patton2:56 PM Apr 4th from web
         
337. vincereardonMore Conrad: "The near presence of that strange emotional phenomenon called public opinion...alarmed him by its irrational nature."10:28 AM Apr 4th from web
         
338. vincereardon@JJSteiner I once drove a Ferrari. Every woman that I passed seemed to smile at me. Intoxicating, the sex appeal of the right car.7:17 AM Apr 4th from web
         
339. bicoastaliteLMAO! RT @Teddy_Salad: @bicoastalite Wish you burned more calories for keyboarding. I'm the Lance Armstrong of the keys.10:54 PM Apr 3rd from TweetDeck
         
340. XtalYes! RT @guruphiliac: Being a "me" is the gift God gave Herself. We may as well have a good time as ourselves on Her behalf.10:06 PM Apr 3rd from TwitterFon
         
341. slackadjusterri had a g/f that told me cmon honey kiss where it stinks the most so i took her to new jesery9:41 PM Apr 3rd from TweetDeck
         
342. XtalWords inadequate to describe that other lingual activity, the kiss.9:09 PM Apr 3rd from TwitterFon
         
343. secrettweet333750 i know my relationship will end when he moves this fall,but i stay in it now because he's the only man i ever told that i was raped.8:40 PM Apr 3rd from SecretTweet
         
344. catttaylor@josephbrady Yes! And apps like Twitter have decidedly shrunk the planet. Where else can you talk real time w/ so many ppl from everywhere?7:45 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
345. arleighDeathTweet: a handsome young man and an old guy try to kill each other with tricky wordplay and fancy tweets.7:41 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
346. arleighit was a Dark and Stormy tweet...7:39 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
347. arleighA Simple Tweet of Fate: needs more cowbell. or banjo.7:36 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
348. waxingpoetic75When I turn off the light in my old bedroom....the glow stars on the ceiling still glow. :-)7:29 PM Apr 3rd from TweetDeck
         
349. arleighrt @wendelldotme If ur going for Science Fiction Twitter (TwyFy?), u have to include "Star Twek: Tweet Space 140" & "Twitterstar Galactica"7:18 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
350. arleighPlanet of the Tweets: set in the future where everyone has to speak in 140 characters. damn you! damn you all straight to hell!7:12 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
351. arleighrt @Kevin_Wolf MEAN TWEETS--Two low-level thugs talk tough on their Twitters.7:06 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
352. Nurul54Human beings are wired to be in love with themselves! That's why they love so much being @ RT # over and over!7:05 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
353. arleighThe Day The Earth Stood Still: also known as The Day Twitter Went Down6:57 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
354. Nurul54Help! I can't unfollow my cats, I don't see any unfollow buttons!6:50 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
355. arleighGood Will Tweeting: Coming of Age movie about a boy who was tweeted badly as a child.6:49 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
356. arleighThe Nightmare Before Twitter: @timburton posts mysteriously fantastic dark & wry tweets that no one understands but pretends to like.6:47 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
357. Nurul54If twitter is the playground and we are the matters its natural that we have some anti-matters in here too!6:44 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
358. humancell@jeremyhanks consider the possibility that humans complain for a specific psychological reason! And to distinguish that is real power!6:43 PM Apr 3rd from txt
         
359. duffmcduffeeWe have built our economy atop a foundation of separation, of scarcity. Poverty is built in to our concept of wealth. Can't have just one.6:41 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
360. duffmcduffeeOne of the foundations of modern capitalism is that resources are scarce, by definition. This is the clearest case of poverty consciousness.6:40 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
361. arleigh 6:25 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
362. arleighyou can tweet nothing, you know. I've tried and succeeded. why aren't you surprised?6:24 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
363. arleighrt @Mr5280 I never understood "you catch more flies with honey". If you want flies, use garbage.6:19 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
364. arleighIn the Tweet of the Night: in spite of using a different font and color, a new tweeter is finally accepted into a hashtag group.6:18 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
365. arleighA Twitter Named Desire: block this one, it's just spam.6:15 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
366. arleighAll Quiet on the Twitter Front: a twitter newbie becomes disillusioned with twitter and turns to facebook instead.6:09 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
367. arleighTweet Story: sweet pixar animated movie about the twitter activities of a young boy's toys and dolls.6:07 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
368. arleighIt's a Wonderful Tweet: every time the bell rings, someone in your tweetdeck group has @ replied.5:54 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
369. steveouchI wish the dishes were asexual and would go do themselves.5:53 PM Apr 3rd from Ping.fm
         
370. arleighLord of the Tweets: The Fellowship of the Tweets: Buddy story about a hashtag group who have a tweetup. hilarity ensues.5:52 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
371. arleigh12,000 Angry Tweets: a typical hour on twitter.5:48 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
372. arleighFrankentweet: crazy creepy scientist pieces together a single tweet using bits & pieces of other tweets.5:43 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
373. arleigh@harold and @maude: boy meets cougar5:42 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
374. arleighThe Tweetventures of @robinhood: He retweets from the rich.5:40 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
375. arleighYou like me! You really like me! I'd like to thank IMDb and Penfold's Koonunga Hill Cabernet. Thank you all, thank you, thank you.5:38 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
376. arleighDial T for Twitter: sent tweet to wife's boyfriend by mistake, then tried to cover it up.5:36 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
377. arleighTweet with the Wind: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DM.5:33 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
378. arleighTweetspotting: gritty movie about some guy who tweets while high.5:30 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
379. arleighIt Happened One Night: they fall in love with each other's tweets.5:26 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
380. arleighThe Twitter of Oz: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. hey, wait, it's @guykawasaki!!5:25 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
381. arleighThe Big Tweet: movie about the most retweeted tweet in history. look here: http://www.retwigger.com/5:23 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
382. arleighNo Tweet for Old Men: coming of age movie about trying to teach your grandparents how to use twitter.5:16 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
383. arleighThe Elephant Man: movie was never made b/c he just stayed on his computer all the time and no one ever found out what he looked like.5:15 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
384. arleighTwitter 2: Judgment Day: starring @arnoldschwarzenegger, who goes back in time to edit a single tweet that could destroy the world.5:11 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
385. arleighThe Twitter of Sierra Madre: 3 twitter spam accounts that claim to make you money.5:08 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
386. arleighSilence of the Twitter: FBI Agent investigates evil criminal who takes twitter offline for hours.5:06 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
387. arleighSchindler's Tweets: Makes me cry every time.5:05 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
388. arleighOne Tweet Over the Cuckoo's Nest: Buddy story about an insane asylum that had wifi.5:04 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
389. arleighPulp Twiction: I don't remember the plot but I liked Travolta's tweets.5:03 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
390. arleighSlumdog Twitter: Dollywood dancing, unrequited love, @replies, the whole shebang.5:02 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
391. arleighI Love Your Tweets, Man: Bride-to-be encourages Fiance to follow more people, then breaks up with him because he becomes addicted.4:59 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
392. arleighMonsters vs Aliens on Twitter: not fun to watch because it was all in DMs.4:58 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
393. jackasslettersI love twitter because I get to make fart jokes with someone's mom (who's halfway around the world). Re: @RedMummy4:55 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
394. jimmarksVery suspicious that everytime housechick is traveling, @vrpres stops tweeting... (I think there is something going on between those two)4:55 PM Apr 3rd from TweetDeck
         
395. arleighrt @punnyfunny Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.4:39 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
396. norisakittenJust sent my cousin &(former)BFF a txt message.Her reply is How is this? You merciless BITCH! I always hated you anyways! Hope u get fatter!3:26 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
397. BonedaddyKing@davidbadash God, guns and nuts: What made this country what it is today.2:00 PM Apr 3rd from TweetDeck
         
398. duffmcduffeeHow many people can you unfollow today? I dropped 100 or so on Wed. Going for another 100 now. #followfriendsonlyfriday1:07 PM Apr 3rd from web
         
399. rainesmakerAnd all the king's men and horses will piece Humpty Dumpty back together once his dancing Dow self falls off the 8K wall. (via PhilBaumann)12:30 PM Apr 3rd from TweetDeck
         
400. lyndajohnsonMy good friend Carol says that a mother can only be as happy as her children - I think that's spot on - very true.8:04 AM Apr 3rd from web
         
401. PowerHungryFilmRT @wilw: Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. Rumors of my lack of free time to goof off with Twitter, - entirely accurate.8:24 PM Apr 2nd from TweetDeck
         
402. secrettweet333498 I have hardly spoken to my parents in 10 years. I love them though Why can't I tell them? http://is.gd/qrzr8:22 PM Apr 2nd from SecretTweet
         
403. ChuckBlakemanOkay, seriously, @textm8s - 9,179 followers and not a single Tweet? Who's following this thing/person/it? And why? Due diligence?8:01 PM Apr 2nd from web
         
404. JaxLicurseEnough tweeting about what I'm going to eat - actions taste better than words! (via @williger)8:01 PM Apr 2nd from twhirl
         
405. secrettweet33479 You barely talk to me anymore. We sit in our house in separate rooms, and I've never felt so alone. If I could take it back I would.Lx7:45 PM Apr 2nd from SecretTweet
         
406. ColleenLindsayDear Email Inbox: Please stop breeding when I turn my back. I gave you a break; I closed submissions. Why do you still torment me so? xo, Me6:04 PM Apr 2nd from web
         
407. SharonFuhrmanLaw of Observation: The probability of being observed is in direct proportion to the stupidity of your actions.4:25 PM Apr 2nd from web
         
408. cameronreilly@fddlgrl when you start tweeting at red lights, it's time for a twitterfast. :-)4:14 PM Apr 2nd from TweetDeck
         
409. PoonStabbyLadies stop with the DMs! It is still in beta testing and not available yet. Please Note: I am also working on an anal version!10:21 AM Apr 2nd from web
         
410. PoonStabbyI created an app for the iPhone (when inserted) that can tell you the moisture level as well as what the temperature is inside your vagina.10:03 AM Apr 2nd from web
         
411. davegrayInformation doesn't want to be free: it wants to be used. #w2e (via @louisrosenfeld)9:18 AM Apr 2nd from Tweetie
         
412. XtalMy mom's not on Twitter, but I understand the sentiment. Moms and daughters can be like Ant Queens; they can't exist in the same space.8:00 AM Apr 2nd from TwitterFon
         
413. lyndajohnson"A friend knows the music in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails."7:18 AM Apr 2nd from web
         
414. RobinWalker<--- swear word diet. i can say hell, ass, damn, sometimes shit but never "f" word unless its in a quote.10:27 PM Apr 1st from web
         
415. CaitlinMowbrayHave to turn Twitter off and do some motherly stuff.10:27 PM Apr 1st from TweetDeck
         
416. ninjen"The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you’re afraid and you don’t know what you’re afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?” Holly Golightly10:26 PM Apr 1st from TweetDeck
         
417. secrettweet333444 My online friends outnumber my real life friends by a huge ratio. I feel ashamed because I can't make friends outside of my room.10:26 PM Apr 1st from SecretTweet
         
418. RaykeTonights plan will include eating pizza, smoking hookah, watching Lost, watching UFC, and accidently drinking an entire bottle of Crown.5:43 PM Apr 1st from Tweetie
         
419. arleighRT @dpbkmb: A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."5:37 PM Apr 1st from TweetDeck
         
420. duffmcduffeeI'd venture that 90% or more of the imagining kids do today is with characters created by someone else, protected by copyright.4:41 PM Apr 1st from web
         
421. CoriBrackettEnjoying a few moments on my back steps in the sunshine and the gentle wind.3:11 PM Apr 1st from web
         
422. BonnyScotlandSon, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Hom ...3:10 PM Apr 1st from web
         
423. arleighRT @CalliCoop: Don't tweet and drive. I'll tell you why when I'm parked.3:10 PM Apr 1st from TweetDeck